Violence Breaks Out at Fringe Political Rally

[BaronChocula]

A gathering of fringe conspiracy theorists and gun enthusiasts in Pennsylvania was disrupted when a shooter fired an AR-15 killing one attendee and injuring three, including the speaker on stage. More as this develops.

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In a normal world, that's how this would be teated.

[BaronChocula]

1. Injured Speaker at Fringe Rally Was Convicted Felon

The injured speaker at Saturday's fringe political rally in Pennsylvania has been identified as Donald J. Trump, a convicted felon who has also been recently found liable for massive fraud and sexual assault. More on this story as it develops.

[UpInArms]

2. Further investigation shows that this convict has had

numerous court orders requiring him not to inflame violence against his perceived enemies

[Rincewind]

3. American citizen executed

by government agents for exercising his Second Amendment rights.