Trump/Lecter 2024!

[Girard442]

Don't ask what happened to Vance. You don't want to know.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

1. He tells it like it is

[bucolic_frolic]

2. Trump wants to get rid of Vance. Vance wants to get rid of Trump.

Claw your way to the top! It's a career move!

[Irish_Dem]

6. Toxic relationship from hell.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

3. I feel sorry for the Fava Beans and Nice Chianti.

[DFW]

4. It won't work

Lecter’s being a fictional character may not bother Trump or the Republicans, but since, according to the author who created him, he was born in Lithuania, he is ineligible.

I hear Trump wants a constitutional amendment to allow fictional characters to run for president. Half the Republicans in the House would probably support him. The “Max Headroom for President” joke of 40 years ago would probably be introduced by Tommy Tuberville on the floor of the Senate today. Its support would no longer be 20 stoned hippies, but 20 million Republicans. No joke.

[speak easy]

9. JD Vance is a fictional character

somebody dreamed up in a novel called Hillbilly Elegy

[tetedur]

5. Patrick Bateman would be far more loyal.

[Liberal In Texas]

7. He had him for dinner.*

*Donnies joke that he keeps running into the ground.

[Arabela]

8. Vance shouldn't have accepted that dinner invitation.