It turns out JD Vance has a thing for foreign woman.

[Jk23]

Rumor has it he dated an Ottoman in college.

[mercuryblues]

1. I heard he brought home an Afghan

For his couch.

[Blue Owl]

2. I think this post belongs in the chaise lounge

[harumph]

3. But not a "chaste" lounge. That won't do.

[Solly Mack]

4. The man nearly fainted when he found out about "Rooms to Go".

[Wicked Blue]

5. JD with his favorite sand sofa

[megapuzzler]

6. I hear he has a "Play Sofa of the Month" calendar

this is his fave:

?w=593

[MFM008]

7. All his couches

Are made in China.

[Zoomie1986]

8. I heard

That the Marines wouldn't let him be in charge of a unit because all he wanted to do was plant his flag on a Broyhill.