Why trump doesn't ride a bike

[BaronChocula]

Because you can't cheat at that if you don't know how to do it.

[dchill]

1. So he should try skydiving!

[magicarpet]

5. Who wants to volunteer to fold his parachute for his first (and last) jump ?

[TheCowsCameHome]

2. He couldn't do it.

His ass cheeks would have severe road burn.

No way could he avoid it with those natural saddlebags.

[BaronChocula]

3. As I was posting

I imagined a cartoon image of him standing with a bike stuck in his ass seat first.

[kerry-is-my-prez]

4. He would have to get a "big boy" bike.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

6. I would love to see TFG try to ride a bike