It seems we're to call Mar -A -lago. 561 -832-2600

[Duncanpup]

And ask to speak to President Musk.

[onecaliberal]

1. K&R

[Emile]

2. That is the real number to Mar-a-Lago too, LOL 🤣.

[COL Mustard]

4. You go first

I don’t want them having my phone number in any context. And I’m sure that all calls are logged.

[InstantGratification]

6. burner phone

[aeromanKC]

7. Definitely worth a $10 burner phone.

😁

[lisa58]

3. 🤣🤣🤣

[Diamond_Dog]

5. I would be tempted to say a few other nasty things

I better not ….. don’t want to get thrown in jail.

[Xavier Breath]

8. Don't forget to ask if their fridge is running.

[Harker]

9. Or if they have Prince Donald in the can. n/t

[Biophilic]

10. lol, what a bad dog you are.

I’ll bet the furry golden one is hiding his head in shame…or is he laughing his tail off. Thanks for a lovely start to a new day.

[Kid Berwyn]

11. For a Good Time Call...

…ask for “Melanie.”

[Oneear]

12. Elon Musk staying at Mar-a-Lago Toast of the Town?

Would Newshounds ask and then tell a Story About Water Quality at Palm Beach, FL, to Mar-a-Lago about what type of Water Pipes are they: Galvanized Pipes Dipped in Zinc? If True EPA.gov lead has Grant Money to remove the lead pipes, Donald J. Trump

[moniss]

13. When they first answer ask

to be switched to Melania's bedroom so you can speak to President Musk.

[Historic NY]

14. Write it on the bathroom wall at Home Depot

[sunnybrook]

17. And gas stations

During holiday travels

[NameAlreadyTaken]

15. First Lady Donald Trump

is not available but you can leave a message for her.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

16. Asking for Vice President tRump will cut deeper. . . nt

[UTUSN]

18. Hah! - although their caller ID will fast-track us onto the Master Enemies' List.