Trump will distribute water bottles

[Henry203]

for LA. Almost as useeful as paper towels in Puerto Rico.

[tanyev]

1. Dear gawd, will he throw them at people?

[Xavier Breath]

2. Considering he needs two hands just to hold one, the people will catch a break in that regard.

[hedda_foil]

5. The 16 oz size is tailor made for throwing at the crowd.

[Xavier Breath]

6. No worries, Trump's clearly never seen a tailor.

[IzzaNuDay]

3. My real fear the dotard will cut off aid to California

Based on his disregard for Gov. Newsom, it’s a reliable blue state.
I know ten days aren’t long enough to bring things to normalcy, but don’t see the dotard having any sympathy for California once he’s in office.

[magicarpet]

4. trDUMP was doing his merch thing at the Carter funeral

He was handing out little nips of trDump vodka for $5 for a nip.

Djt was so happy to score some cash during his visit to the National Cathedral.

[Celerity]

7. 20 year old bottles I wager

[BigmanPigman]

8. First he will make sure the water in the bottle is frozen....

That way it will harm fire victims better if they get hit in the head. He is a sadist after all.