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Elon Musks Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) has eliminated the position of vice president of the United States, Musk announced on Monday.
The job of the vice president is to fill in for the president if he falls ill, Musk said. This seemed unnecessary since Im in superb health.
Musk added that he was inspired to cut the VP position because JD Vance hasnt been seen in weeks and no ones missed him.
According to sources within DOGE, Vance will immediately be reassigned as a used Tesla salesman.
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/musks-dept-of-government-efficiency

Thanks for the laugh! 🤩

Bernardo de La Paz
(52,370 posts)patphil
(7,355 posts)Well, at least that part is true.
spanone
(138,104 posts)Miami Blue
(217 posts)Drag Queen JD Vance would have extra
time to wear his drag dress and his lovely
blonde wig.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/jd-vance-drag-photo/
Joinfortmill
(17,131 posts)LeftInTX
(32,133 posts)jmowreader
(51,819 posts)This sounds AWFULLY familiar...
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100219745918
Wonder Why
(4,901 posts)louis-t
(23,950 posts)
AllaN01Bear
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NBachers
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PortTack
(35,190 posts)Dem2theMax
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3Hotdogs
(13,804 posts)"not worth a bucket of warm piss."
So lets take the position out of the Constitution and replace it with the requirement that an emergency election for vp be held, only in event the president shows signs of croaking.
Look at the money that could save.
Dem4life1970
(687 posts)I love it! Small typo on Borowitz's part: the Vice President's last name is spelled T**** not Vance.
This country is so topsy-turvy I half-believe this shit.