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Sun Jan 19, 2025, 06:18 PM Jan 19

The Borowitz Report-Inauguration to be Held Inside Cybertruck

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https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/inauguration-to-be-held-inside-cybertruck

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an eleventh-hour decision on Sunday, the Inauguration of Donald J. Trump has been moved from the Capitol Rotunda to the interior of a Tesla Cybertruck.

The change of venue, dictated by Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), means that only people with a net worth of over 100 billion will be able to attend.

“There’s room for me, Zuckerberg, and Bezos, but, unfortunately, not JD Vance,” Musk said. “I usually don’t let employees work remotely, but JD will be allowed to call in.”

The decision to hold the Inauguration inside the electric vehicle pleased Trump, who estimated the number of people inside the truck at 4 million.
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The Borowitz Report-Inauguration to be Held Inside Cybertruck (Original Post) LetMyPeopleVote Jan 19 OP
Love the illustration because that is the same smile I had when I first heard the news. marble falls Jan 19 #1
This smilie is for entertainment purposes only: RedWhiteBlueIsRacist Jan 19 #2
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