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[PCIntern]

John O’Malley on Facebook:

Donald Trump is going to the Super Bowl. Not because he cares about football, or even understands it beyond “big men smash into each other,” but because he simply cannot bear to be left out of something important. This is a man who would crash a child’s birthday party just to cut the cake himself and then complain that the kid didn’t thank him enough.

And this Super Bowl? Oh, it’s extra personal.

The Kansas City Chiefs are playing against the Philadelphia Eagles—a team Trump has loathed ever since they collectively shrugged at his White House invitation after their 2018 Super Bowl win. To make matters worse, Taylor Swift will be there too, shining like the goddamn North Star in a stadium full of people who actually like her. Which is more than can be said for Trump, whose biggest fans show up either under court order or because they got lost looking for the Monster Truck rally.

Trump hates Taylor Swift. Not just because she endorsed Kamala Harris, but because she is everything he wants to be: beloved, wildly successful, and actually good at what she does. She has the power to sway elections just by existing—whereas Trump has to scream into a golden toilet at 3 a.m. to even get Fox News to notice him anymore.

And now, he has to sit there, rotting in his own bitterness, while the cameras pan to Taylor every time Travis Kelce does something cool on the field. He’ll be trapped in his luxury suite like a bloated orange Dracula, forced to watch as America showers attention on someone who didn’t have to pay hush money to get there.

Let’s talk about the Eagles.

Philadelphia is the one city in America that hates Trump more than New York. They booed Santa Claus. They threw batteries at a guy dressed as the Easter Bunny. If Trump so much as steps within city limits, the Liberty Bell itself will crack even further out of sheer disgust. He disinvited the Eagles from the White House in 2018, pretending it was his choice, but the reality was clear: they were never going to show up to begin with. That level of rejection still haunts him. And now, if the Eagles win, he’ll have to sit through another moment of their triumph, looking like a guy who just got his golf course repossessed.

But if the Chiefs win? Oh, buddy. That means Swift—his sworn mortal enemy, the woman who has everything he desperately wants—will be front and center in the biggest celebration of the year. And Trump will be left watching, powerless, as she hugs Kelce, laughs, and reminds America why she’s an actual icon while he’s just some old man yelling at clouds.

There is no outcome where Trump walks away from this night happy. If the Eagles win, he’ll melt down about how the NFL is rigged against him, as if Roger Goodell personally kneecapped Patrick Mahomes. If the Chiefs win, he’ll have to pretend Taylor Swift doesn’t exist, while America collectively watches her dance in the skybox like the deity she is. Either way, he will spend the night drowning in his own irrelevance.

By the time he’s back on Truth Social, the meltdown will be historic. He’ll claim the refs were in on it. He’ll accuse Swift of being a deep-state plant. He’ll insist the cheers were actually for him, and that the “fake news” just edited the footage.

But none of it will matter.

Because when the confetti falls, the cameras will be on Taylor. On the Eagles. On Mahomes. On literally anyone but him.

And that, more than anything else, is Trump’s worst nightmare: a world that moves on without him.

[Walleye]

1. He hates Swift because she is an authentic billionaire and a much better real estate investor than he is

I’m betting he doesn’t stay past the first quarter anyway

[stollen]

38. Swift doesn't need OPM

as Trump does. She earns her own money.

[Beringia]

2. Outstanding

[electric_blue68]

3. Baaaahahahaaaaa! Ty for this.

[alarimer]

4. Definitely hope the Eagles win.

I normally hate them, but they pissed off Trump by spurning his burger buffet. And there are too many MAGAs involved with the Chiefs.

[eppur_se_muova]

5. Eeeeeeeeeeeehxcellent. nt

[CaliforniaPeggy]

6. This is one brilliant piece of writing! Thanks so much for posting it, my dear PCIntern!

[erronis]

7. I'm sure his pudgy little fingers will be tapping in ALL CAPS while the game is proceeding.

I'll see some clips on the internet (if it's still running) because I can't watch anything with him/it present.

[lame54]

8. Sway elections? I wish

[Quakerfriend]

9. -Very well said! Someone will be sure to capture

audio of the very loud booing that will be directed his way!

Go Birds 🦅 !!

[3825-87867]

10. "the cameras will be on Taylor. On the Eagles. On Mahomes. On literally anyone but him"

Uh...Not if Fox has anything to do with it!
Probably a half time interview with him, also.
OH? You missed the half time show? Sorry, we thought this was more important!

[Evolve Dammit]

29. I think you're right

[Wiz Imp]

31. Sheesh. 🙄 The interview with the President airs before the game.

They pay tens of millions for the half-time show. The half-time show does not get pre-empted

[Buns_of_Fire]

48. Maybe he'd have a "wardrobe malfunction" during the interview.

I leave it to one's darkest thoughts to imagine what it could be. But it would probably include a lot of retching.

[rubbersole]

11. That sky box needs 50 Glade plug-ins.

3 hours of wafting loaded diaper...hope Sen John Kennedy is there. Omelet farts with Big Mac logs.

[JoseBalow]

12. This guy gets it

Spot on

[dchill]

13. Didn't think I was going to watch. But now, I might...

...damn you, John O'Malley - whoever you are! I don't even like football!

[Aristus]

14. Personally, (and I ain't got a dawg in this fight) I hope the Chiefs lose.

Just because of that liver-lipped, douche-bearded, Bible-pounding dickhead of a kicker of theirs.

I don't want him on a winning team.

[Grins]

17. Well....

Think of your joy should the game get down to the Chiefs, down by 2, have the ball, 4th and long, with 3 seconds on the game clock - and HE misses the field goal attempt!!!

“Praise Jay-sus!”

[Raven123]

26. And, Mahomes wife is MAGA.

[Grins]

15. I remember when he showed up at World Series game in DC.

And got LOUDLY BOOED. He left the ballpark.

[SunSeeker]

51. I would expect Trump to get booed at the Superbowl.

And the cherry on top would be Kendrick Lamar doing something to diss Trump during the halftime performance.

Kendrick is besties with Obama.

[EarthFirst]

16. " Which is more than can be said for Trump, whose biggest fans show up either under court order...

…or because they got lost looking for the Monster Truck rally.”

[littlemissmartypants]

18. Fantastic share! Thanks so much, PCIntern. ...

I really enjoyed this. It's a gift.

Favorite phrase:

"...dance in the skybox like the deity she is."

❤️

[SpankMe]

19. "...they got lost looking for the Monster Truck rally." LOL! n/t

[Martin Eden]

20. Chiefs Tight End Travis Kelce said it's a "great honor" to have Trump attend the game.

For anyone who might not know, Travis Kelce is Taylor Swift's boyfriend (the reason she attends Chiefs games).

Kind of an odd couple, politically.

[John1956PA]

21. I think he was just giving a quick, polite answer.

I do not think he is MAGA.

[Martin Eden]

23. Makes sense a reporter would ask the question, trying to spark a controversy

I don't know if he's MAGA or not, but I heard Mahomes is.

[Wiz Imp]

32. He's not MAGA. He was being polite.

His full answer was: ''It's an honor no matter who the president is''

[TRHST82]

22. I knew Kelce wasn't the most progressive dude,, but I didn't think he was Trumper either.

[Wiz Imp]

30. He is not a Trumper. He actually is quite progressive.

Travis Kelce, the Kansas City Chiefs' star tight end, has appeared in socially progressive sketches on "Saturday Night Live" and participated in vaccine campaigns, suggesting left-leaning views. His high-profile relationship with Taylor Swift, who openly supports Democratic candidates, has also drawn attention to his political inclinations. Travis has further distinguished himself by supporting progressive causes, including becoming one of the early white players to kneel during the national anthem in 2017-a bold statement in the sports world.

[SunSeeker]

52. No, he said it is a great honor to have any president in attendence. The headlines got his quote WRONG.

He is honored by the office, not Trump.

During a media day on 2/5, Kelce was asked to share his reaction to the news that Trump will be attending on Sunday. Kelce's response was as follows:

"That's awesome. It's a great honor, I think you know, no matter who the president is, I know I'm excited because it's the biggest game of my life, you know, and having the president there — it's the best country in the world — and that's pretty cool."

https://people.com/travis-kelce-says-it-s-a-great-honor-to-have-trump-at-super-bowl-8786317

[ancianita]

24. Damn, that's magnificent.

Thank you for some welcome respite.

[Tetrachloride]

25. and her toupee ? unbelievable

[KitFox]

27. Thank you so much for sharing this! Perfectly

captures what assuredly goes on inside Trump’s revenge addled head.

[bamagal62]

28. Go Eagles!!!!

[Wiz Imp]

33. Trump Mistakenly Says Republican Tommy Tuberville Coached Patrick Mahomes

Trump once again proves what in idiot he is... Oh, and either he or Tuberville (or both) lied about it too.

https://www.newsweek.com/trump-mistakenly-says-republican-tommy-tuberville-coached-patrick-mahomes-2026921

At a recent signing ceremony for an executive order on transgender athletes, Donald Trump mistakenly said Republican Senator Tommy Tuberville coached Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes in college.

"A great coach. You know, his quarterback was named Mahomes. He was a great college coach," Trump said. "And I said, 'How good was he?' He continued, 'You don't wanna know how good. He made me into a great coach.' He's a pretty good quarterback, right? Yeah, he was very good. And he's a good guy, too."

However, Mahomes and Tuberville never crossed paths. Tuberville coached at Texas Tech from 2010 to 2012 before leaving for the University of Cincinnati. Mahomes didn't arrive at Texas Tech until 2014, where he played under head coach Kliff Kingsbury before being drafted by the Kansas City Chiefs in 2017.

Tuberville previously claimed that he played a role in recruiting Mahomes to Texas Tech. However, a fact-check by the Cover 3 College Football Podcast debunked this, noting that Texas Tech's recruitment focus was on another quarterback, D.J. Gillen, until Gillen's de-commitment led the program to Mahomes—a month after Tuberville had already departed for Cincinnati.

[Number9Dream]

34. Trump will pretend to mouth the Star Spangled Banner in case the cameras are on him

He has no idea what the words are.

[TygrBright]

35. Thank you for posting this. I don't smile much these days but this made me grin. n/t

[WOLFMAN87]

36. Yes he is a man child, but...

The NFL has backed down & genuflected to this orange buffoon. For the first time in years, the NFL will not be using the slogan "end racism" in the Super Bowl. All bc the orange Nazi will be there.

[PCIntern]

37. Really!!!? That's atrocious.

Shitbags.

[Chicagogrl1]

39. GO EAGLES GO CHIEFS

Go Taylor, screw tRump

[flamingdem]

40. He'd better bring the super diapers

for this one.

[Snark Twain]

41. eagles win is best outcome in context of Trump

an Eagles win is the better outcome because the press will cover Taylor anyway, they will get reactions fro chief's players - the Eagles winning would put them on the press spotlight and if they have a mind to repeat thier refusal to go to the white house it is even juicer and it will prolong the news cycle as they drag out thier decision.

An Chiefs Win would allow Trump to bask in the glory with Butker, while MSM will of course cover Taylor and Kelce and Eagles will be largely ignored and thier protest back in 2018 (?) will likely be just an old memory

so double coverage with an Eagles win

[Sequoia]

42. Ha, that was sheer joy to read.

Now I really want to see the game.

[usonian]

43. Still boycotting.

NFL is wiping "End Racism" from the end zones.

Big 300 pound men with no balls.

Kap was right.

[birdographer]

57. Since that slogan is such a known thing

taking it out is tantamount to saying “Go Racism!”

Pretty much explains their dedication to the message of the motto, given that they will delete it when a racist shows up.

[usonian]

58. I detest cowardice and caving to the racist pig.

[kwolf68]

44. He is sure as hell not just an old man yelling at clouds

He is far more dagnerous than that and Swift's endorsement did not sway an election. This was well written and a fun read but is way too naive.

[Jean Genie]

45. I'm torn

As a Pennsylvanian born and bred, I'd love to see the Eagles win. Especially if, as you say, Philadelphia hates Trump more than any other city (other than New York).
But then again, the idea of Tay-Tay supporting her man (something the unctuous,self-serving Malinka couldn't/wouldn't do unless there was a big financial payoff in it for her), cheering for her man, maybe giving him a big smooch for the camera - while Donald can only shrink, stink, sulk, and s***t his drawers - would be absolutely priceless.
So it looks like it'll be a pretty good Super Bowl, either way!

[mdbl]

46. I will watch the puppy bowl and then go to bed

screw anything that Dump attends.

[ultralite001]

47. It's like a "Choose Your Own Adventure" Cinderella Story...

Everybody wins...

Except the Evil F47...

[dalton99a]

49. Kick

[ReRe]

50. Exactly! Spot on!

Someone tried to convince me otherwise on this subject a few days ago.
Y'all can boycott the SB if you like, but my booty is going to be right on the couch in front of my TV
with my homemade guacamole and Nachos with lots of jalapenos on top of them. Yum!
O'Malley didn't mention what Stupid's reaction will be when he sees who stars
in the half-time show!!!!! And shut the front door, what would happen if Taylor showed
up in the final song to sing with Kendrick Lamar down on the field!
He's going to be booed out of the Superdome!
Why on earth would Stupid put himself in that position?
Maybe he has something up his sleeve to steal the camera away?
I bet you he backs out!

[underpants]

53. I'll be surprised if he doesn't force himself into the trophy presentation

FOX will wilt and let him

[BobsYourUncle]

54. Thanks PCIntern

What a great piece! I’ll tell you though: I couldn’t shake the feeling that it flowed from your fingertips, even on second reading. I very much enjoy reading your posts, including your references to the City of Brotherly Love. I’ve got many memories of trips into the city with my dad leading four boys. Thanks for refreshing my memories. Good grief, he’s gone 50 years now,

[completely_bushed]

55. The First Team on Offence

should offer Donnie the opportunity to take the first snap. Being one of the greatest football players ever...

[twodogsbarking]

56. He said he is leaving after the third inning.