Mary Trump - Job Opening: Republican Vice President

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

Donald has a job opening—in fact, he has dozens of them.

And we should probably be talking about why.

In the coming days, Donald is going to announce his running mate. According to reports, the finalists are Ohio U.S. Senator J.D. Vance, Florida Senator Marco Rubio or Doug Burgum governor of North Dakota. Who Donald picks isn’t important—it’s be another mediocre (most likely white) man. What matters is that Donald has to pick a new vice president because he almost had the last guy killed.

While our hysterical friends in the corporate media continue to lose their minds over Joe Biden’s loss of support from the star of Monuments Men, it should be much bigger news that Donald has lost the support of virtually every single person who served with him when he was in the Oval Office--including the vice president his followers, whom he incited, almost murdered on January 6, 2021.

https://marytrump.substack.com/p/job-opening-republican-vice-president

[captain queeg]

1. Job description: must have.no morals and must be absolutely loyal, be willing to give his soul and even his life in

in servitude to a narcissistic, treasonous, criminal who openly wants to destroy the American democracy. Preferably white but will consider other races if it will bring in some colored votes without alienating the ignorant white base. Being a millionaire or preferably a billionaire with extra money to help pay the presidents legal bills is highly desirable. Being a complete ass kisser is a non negotiable requirement.

[Danascot]

2. Of the three

Doug Burgum is by far the wealthiest with a net worth of about $100 million, not even enough to cover trump's current fines and judgements, or a couple months of his legal fees. I'm waiting for him to announce his running mate will be some Saudi sheik.

[captain queeg]

3. Or princess sparkle pony.