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Duncanpup

(13,689 posts) Thu Nov 14, 2024, 10:51 AM Nov 14

I brought a chicken to make sandwiches.

And it doesn’t. All's it does is shit on the floor of the truck.

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I brought a chicken to make sandwiches. (Original Post) Duncanpup Nov 14 OP

I could have told you that would happen. dchill Nov 14 #1

Well,.. if it won't make you a sandwich,... magicarpet Nov 14 #2

Hold it. So "chicken fingers" isn't actually a thing??? underpants Nov 14 #3

You might have to switch to egg salad. catbyte Nov 14 #4

Needed that laugh today. Basso8vb Nov 14 #5

Well... 2naSalit Nov 14 #6

You bought the wrong kind of chicken, dummy! You should have bought a Wonder Why Nov 14 #7

dchill

(40,475 posts)

1. I could have told you that would happen.

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Thu Nov 14, 2024, 10:56 AM

Nov 14

Voice of experience!

magicarpet

(16,514 posts)

2. Well,.. if it won't make you a sandwich,...

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Thu Nov 14, 2024, 10:58 AM

Nov 14

... will it atleast go to the fridge and get you a beer ?

underpants

(186,650 posts)

3. Hold it. So "chicken fingers" isn't actually a thing???

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Thu Nov 14, 2024, 11:03 AM

Nov 14

catbyte

(35,772 posts)

4. You might have to switch to egg salad.

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Thu Nov 14, 2024, 11:04 AM

Nov 14

Basso8vb

(302 posts)

5. Needed that laugh today.

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Thu Nov 14, 2024, 11:29 AM

Nov 14

2naSalit

(92,705 posts)

6. Well...

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Thu Nov 14, 2024, 12:00 PM

Nov 14

The only GOOD chicken is the one that shows up cooked and on a plate.

Wonder Why

(4,589 posts)

7. You bought the wrong kind of chicken, dummy! You should have bought a

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Thu Nov 14, 2024, 12:43 PM

Nov 14

Republican senator. They do anything they are told to do. 😁

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