Bacon flavored lip balm.

[Arkansas Granny]

I've always said that anything can be made better with bacon.



http://www.jdfoods.net/products/baconlipbalm.php

[lunatica]

1. If it works I want bacon flavored chewing gum next

I've always dreamed of having beef flavored gum. And wondered why they don't have it.

[Phentex]

2. It already exists!...

lots of bacon candy at baconfreak.com.

[Phentex]

3. PS You might like the meatball gum, too!

[lunatica]

4. Wow! Thanks!

[HopeHoops]

5. E-FUCKING-GADS!

[undeterred]

6. This is for anyone who wants to be kissed on the lips by dogs.

Lots of dogs.

[Arkansas Granny]

9. It reminds me of the old joke about someone being such a homely child, they had to tie

a pork chop around his neck so the dog would play with him.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. This would make my cat try to suck my breath.

Like the old wives' tale, only with a bacon-flavored grownup.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

8. I would chew my lips off and try to suck them up my nose!

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[Vanje]

10. No

Just no.