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Flying Squirrel

(3,041 posts) Mon Feb 22, 2016, 03:00 AM Feb 2016

Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage?

To the dump
To the dump
To the dump, dump, dump!

Wait, I got another one...

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim!

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Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage? (Original Post) Flying Squirrel Feb 2016 OP

you're up early this morning Mbrow Feb 2016 #1

What does the Pink Pantherr say when he steps on an ant? Nitram Feb 2016 #2

Mbrow

(1,090 posts)

1. you're up early this morning

Reply to Flying Squirrel (Original post)

Mon Feb 22, 2016, 07:41 AM

Feb 2016

there was two baby skunks, one was named in the other named out.
When in was in out was out and when out was in, in was out.
so one day mama skunk said to out (who was in) to go out and find in and being in in for supper.
Out went out and came back with in right away, mama skunk said, "my goodness how did you find in so quickly?"
Easy ma said out proudly ..... (wait for it)

in stinked

Nitram

(24,611 posts)

2. What does the Pink Pantherr say when he steps on an ant?

Reply to Flying Squirrel (Original post)

Mon Feb 22, 2016, 10:16 AM

Feb 2016

Dead ant,
dead ant,
dead dead, ant dead ant, dead ant...

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