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Stonepounder

(4,033 posts) Wed Nov 21, 2018, 01:56 AM Nov 2018

New Trevor Noah rule:

If you want a particular group of 'immigrants' to leave, then you immediately have to give up eating their ethnic food.

Want to get rid of Mexicans? No more tacos for you!
Hate Jews? There go your bagels, lox, and the like.
Send Asians back where they came from? No more chop suey, egg rolls, sesame chicken, or sushi.

Want to get rid of ALL 'furriners'? - there go ALL your spices, including pepper, chili powder, oregano, and on and on.

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New Trevor Noah rule: (Original Post) Stonepounder Nov 2018 OP

Coffee?? Tea?? bobbieinok Nov 2018 #1

If you want coffee, you have to let in folks from the Middle East. Staph Nov 2018 #2

Want to get rid of Arabs? red dog 1 Nov 2018 #3

bobbieinok

(12,858 posts)

1. Coffee?? Tea??

Reply to Stonepounder (Original post)

Wed Nov 21, 2018, 03:54 AM

Nov 2018

Staph

(6,346 posts)

2. If you want coffee, you have to let in folks from the Middle East.

Reply to bobbieinok (Reply #1)

Wed Nov 21, 2018, 04:45 PM

Nov 2018

If you want tea, you need to open the doors to folks from China and India.

If we keep out the Russians, we have to give up borscht. I can live with that! (What about vodka, you say? The Finns make vodka!)

red dog 1

(29,322 posts)

3. Want to get rid of Arabs?

Reply to Stonepounder (Original post)

Thu Nov 29, 2018, 04:37 PM

Nov 2018

No more Falafel for you!

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