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Poetry

limpyhobbler

(8,244 posts) Mon Feb 13, 2012, 07:21 PM Feb 2012

I just wrote a poem about McDonalds. What do ya think?

Why McDonalds is Awesome

Oh! McDonalds you are fucking awesome.

Free wi-fi for all the people.
And at a high rate of speed to boot.
You never kick anyone out.
Homeless dudes sit for hours
And order just a small coffee.
You used to wouldn't put the cream in,
But now you do!

Oh! McDonalds
Teh Chicken Selects are not bad!
When I get a hot fudge Sundae,
I need to ask for extra hot fudge.
No big!

One day I was like totally dehydrated.
No money.....
Free water at MacDonalds!

McDouble - $1.00!
6 piece nuggets -sweet deal.
24-hour McDonalds -
You let homeless dudes hang out all night.
So you Rock.