Behold the 18th Commandment

[Major Nikon]

Thou shallt not engage in shitposting of the Religion group.

Henceforth, any off-topic meta type OP shall be deemed a flagrant violation of the 18th Commandment.

Any member in good standing of the Religion group can make the call to declare a violation of the 18th Commandment and even if this call is disputed by any other member in good standing, the judgement of violation will continue to stand as righteous.

So it is written, and so it shall be.

Let me be the first to declare "18th Commandment" on this OP.

[underpants]

1. Whoa you just went through a DU wormhole

[Major Nikon]

3. It gets better

Soon I'm going to declare a 19th Commandment which designates any commandment subsequent to the 18th as heretical.

[trotsky]

4. I like how you think.

You should be the pope.

[Major Nikon]

5. I shall not seek, and I will not accept any such nomination

The only office I'm even remotely interested in is that of Grand Poobah.

[MineralMan]

2. For those with no mouse to click or fingers to tap:

"Shitposting is posting large amounts of content of "aggressively, ironically, and trollishly poor quality"[1] to an online forum or social network,[2][3][4][5] in some cases intended to derail discussions or otherwise make the site unusable to its regular visitors."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shitposting

[NeoGreen]

7. Based on that definition, I Vote that this thread's OP...

...does not qualify.

[Major Nikon]

12. It's not something you can dispute

You'll have to make your own commandment for that.

[NeoGreen]

13. Obviously...

...I disagree.

[Major Nikon]

16. The whole point of making a commandment is it's inarbitrable

[NeoGreen]

17. Ok, I have condeded the point...

...see post #15.

[NeoGreen]

15. Ok, how's this...

...since it appears that commandments* are hierarchical by numeric posting, I have thusly created the Null Commandment* (i.e. the one that comes before any other proffered commandment* past, present or future).

Ahem...I giveth you the Null Commandment*:

Commandments* are hierarchical by numeric posting and there are no valid commandments* after the Null Commandment*.









*Not to be confused with condiments.

[Major Nikon]

18. There's nothing about commandments which suggests a hierarchy

If true, we'd have to believe the 9th trumps the 11th when obviously it does not.

So you'll have to make your own commandment for that as well.

[NeoGreen]

20. I think you need to re-read the Null Commandment...

...

[Major Nikon]

21. You mean the part about ketchup?

Because I happen to like ketchup, although I find myself using salsa more and more.

[NeoGreen]

22. You should have noted...

...the edicts of the Null Commandment* are not constrained by time.

[Major Nikon]

24. I didn't get that far

I'm still confused on the ketchup part

[NeoGreen]

25. Ketchup is so last century...

...you're not hip if you're not coating your french fries with Mayochup:
http://www.heinz.com/product/HMC073


(i.e. overpriced Thousand Island dressing, or Russian without the relish)

[Major Nikon]

27. I like mixing mine with green jalapeno sauce

[NeoGreen]

28. There you go...

..you're da man!

[NeoGreen]

6. "Good" standing...oiy vey...

...here we go again

[Major Nikon]

8. Just make sure your dues payment is current and you'll be OK

[NeoGreen]

9. For which "fan club"?...

...I get confused.

[Major Nikon]

10. The only two in which I'm aware are abstract in nature

So I'm pretty sure you are free to invent your own.

[NeoGreen]

11. Maybe that is why I am confused...

...too much the empiricist, or something like that.

[Cuthbert Allgood]

14. What happened to 12 through 17?

Did I miss something?

[Major Nikon]

19. Still in draft

[NeoGreen]

23. In Draft and already superceded (nt)

[trotsky]

29. You just need to have faith they exist. n/t

[progressoid]

26. Fine. I'm going to the speakeasy and shitpost then.

[Lordquinton]

30. Missed this post

It is a good post.