Find Bigfoot, win a free house in Fayetteville, Arkansas

[Ian David]

An anonymous member of a local online community seems to be serious about the following offer: Deliver me a Bigfoot, receive my house.

According to a recent message posted to the Fayetteville Freethinkers forum, anyone who can catch Bigfoot and bring him in will receive the title deed to an actual house located here in Fayetteville.

There’s even an attached affidavit signed on April 11 by local attorney Greg Klebanoff of Klebanoff Law Firm which outlines the legal details in an attempt to demonstrate the legitimacy of the offer.

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The home being offered as reward was built in the 1970?s, is currently occupied, rents for $550, has an enclosed garage and sits on .75 of an acre in the city of Fayetteville. It’s approximate realistic value (somewhat depressed in today’s market) is $80,000. Reasonable people will understand that giving the location or posting a picture would open its present occupant to potential harassment.

Frame 352 from the Patterson film

More:
http://www.fayettevilleflyer.com/2012/04/17/find-a-bigfoot-win-a-free-house-in-fayetteville/

[zbdent]

1. Probably already had 3 people disqualified for bringing in a naked Robin Williams ...

[Ian David]

2. Shazbat! Not again! n/t

[JoeyT]

3. All the more reason to bury bigfoot where he falls

If your punishment for finding a bigfoot is being forced to live in Fayetteville, you'd better hide the evidence and hide it well.

If there actually were such a thing and someone found it they could sell one hair from it for more than ten times the value of the house he's offering.

[Ter]

4. This is going to cause some to shoot at it

I don't like where this is going.

[laconicsax]

5. Shoot at what, exactly?

Other bigfoot hunters?

[Ter]

6. Sasquatch

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[laconicsax]

7. How is anyone going to manage that?

I mean, isn't Sasquatch imbued with the ability to camouflage itself perfectly when it senses danger? I seem to recall that its skin is tough enough to repel small-caliber bullets as well.

[EvolveOrConvolve]

8. LOL. Second prize is TWO free houses in Fayetteville