If you don't want to be called a motherfucker by Beto O'Rourke, don't be a motherfucker in front of Beto O'Rourke.

pro tip: innocent people don't have to worry that someone may have flipped

When the FBI reopened its case against Hillary Clinton for allegedly mishandling government records, with just 11 days to go till the 2016 election, not a single liberal threatened violence or civil war.

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This is Auggie. Bad news: He went to fetch a ball and saw some other dog beat him to it. Good news: They just became best friends. 12/10 for both

Marge is raging tonight: “There was an FBI informant at Mar-a-Lago! Who is that, and how many other FBI informants are around Pres Trump in a daily basis, working at his clubs, working at Mar-a-Lago? These are the things I want to know. Because they’re traitors!”