Maybe I found the source for Boebert [View all]

[moniss]

and her weird UFO/aliens living underwater, aliens looking to grab us and mutate our DNA etc. I was flipping the TV dial at the same time a phone call interrupted my "turning the knob". When I finished the call I realized I had left the channel on this apparently wacky, seemingly pseudo-religious program called Worldview Weekend. This guy, the internet says he is Brannon Howse, was going on and on about how Revelations is really all about how the UFO aliens are after us sexually. Now before we feel too spiffy about humans being inter-galactic hotties in the eyes of the aliens it seems according to this guy it's about using our DNA and our bodies in order to "change" us for the purposes of ............ the demons.

I mean who wouldn't believe this guy because after all he's hooked up doing a show called The Lindell Report. As part of his supposed proof of this and that it can be done he referred to and showed pictures from the movie "Alien" and he remarked how that looked like what he was reading in Revelations. So apparently in MAGA land if it was in a movie that means it must be real. Of course, according to the internet, like so many of the MAGA gurus this one also recommends that everything can be made better if people would just call the 800 number of this wonderful company that will set you right up with a purchase of gold.

Holy cow that must be part of the dastardly aliens plan!! Drain our bank accounts and then we won't have the money to resist them dragging us to their underwater love nest. I hope I'm wearing clean underwear and a fresh t-shirt when they grab me. Otherwise I'd be so embarrassed when they turn on the Mantovani music and the action starts. Maybe I can ask them to dim the lights.