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18. Just buy the nice parts. You can find them on the 2024 electoral map. The ones marked in blue.

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Denmark Offers to Buy U.S. [View all] Autumn Dec 2024 OP

Wish it were true... Wounded Bear Dec 2024 #1

That's the best Christmas present ever ! chouchou Dec 2024 #2

You'd think the Danish would know what country The Hague is in. dickthegrouch Dec 2024 #25

Denmark cannot possibly afford 176 trillion dollars to buy jimfields33 Dec 2024 #31

That's what bitcoin was made for! WestMichRad Dec 2024 #47

Several other countries might be willing to chip in wnylib Dec 2024 #61

Glad to know I am not the only one on board with the Go Fund Me page idea? yellow dahlia Dec 2024 #70

Thats a mighty arbitrary price quakerboy Dec 27 #90

LMFAO ZDU Dec 2024 #3

i'd take the offer rampartd Dec 2024 #4

Conan went over to buy it. dem4decades Dec 2024 #5

Gotta love the REMAX sign. Xavier Breath Dec 2024 #8

Whoa...for a split second, I thought that was an actual statement from the Danish government. tanyev Dec 2024 #6

Might we petition the govt to become part of Denmark? delisen Dec 2024 #9

This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Dec 2024 #54

The Constitution gives us the right to pursue happiness, yes. soldierant Dec 2024 #73

Maybe we should send a copy of the Borowitz report wnylib Dec 2024 #72

Let's start a GoFundMe. It's doable. Musk was able to buy the US for only around $250 Million. SunSeeker Dec 2024 #7

I'm sure Denmark could scrape up $250 million to buy it back from Musk. Ocelot II Dec 2024 #38

I'm in. yellow dahlia Dec 2024 #71

Sign me up! Deep State Witch Dec 2024 #10

Good for them Figarosmom Dec 2024 #11

Z-Z-Z-ZINGER! GiqueCee Dec 2024 #12

Outstanding work, Denmark. Paladin Dec 2024 #13

It's from August 16, 2019. The very last summer pre-Covid, 4th to last summer pre mass AI releases. Celerity Dec 2024 #60

Too funny! peggysue2 Dec 2024 #14

Ya, mange tak! Lad os ga. Timeflyer Dec 2024 #15

Yes please! Hope22 Dec 2024 #16

. BoRaGard Dec 2024 #17

Just buy the nice parts. You can find them on the 2024 electoral map. The ones marked in blue. Ping Tung Dec 2024 #18

Paywall. Sorry, can't read... CTyankee Dec 2024 #19

Archive link: Buns_of_Fire Dec 2024 #33

Thanks! CTyankee Dec 2024 #36

Is there a Go Fund Me? Kid Berwyn Dec 2024 #20

Putin will have to put it on sale first. marmar Dec 2024 #21

I accept! Linda ladeewolf Dec 2024 #22

Don't forget to expel wryter2000 Dec 2024 #23

SOLD! moondust Dec 2024 #24

Perfect! Biophilic Dec 2024 #26

Just buy the blue states Stargleamer Dec 2024 #27

Wait for a year Traildogbob Dec 2024 #28

Love some of the Borowitz links at the bottom of the story ... ificandream Dec 2024 #29

Andy Borowitz!!! calimary Dec 2024 #43

Trump would eagerly sell our country pwb Dec 2024 #30

Unconfirmed reports from Ottawa: Canada is preparing a competing offer for the US Beastly Boy Dec 2024 #32

Is it an all-or-nothing deal or will they consider individual components? Buns_of_Fire Dec 2024 #34

Greenland is payback to Oil & Gas V850i Dec 2024 #35

They *should* buy the government Klondike Kat Dec 2024 #37

I won't accept a penny less than one dollar. Cash on the barrel, no returns. n/t malthaussen Dec 2024 #39

After a couple more years of Trump, he might be begging the EU to buy this country from him ColinC Dec 2024 #40

I would be nice if only Maggiemayhem Dec 2024 #41

Denmark offer to buy US rondawson Dec 2024 #42

Just buy Florida and his golf courses. LiberalFighter Dec 2024 #44

Sold! mcar Dec 2024 #45

I love this! yardwork Dec 2024 #46

Going, Going, GONE!!!! LilElf70 Dec 2024 #48

I was in Denmark in September PlanetBev Dec 2024 #49

If only this were true, boonecreek Dec 2024 #50

Metric? Torrent63 Dec 2024 #51

They should buy TFG Wicked Blue Dec 2024 #52

✔️✔️ blm Dec 2024 #88

Make Danes Great Again! regnaD kciN Dec 2024 #53

The Whitehouse, Congress and SCOTUS are for sale n t doc03 Dec 2024 #55

Off topic but 99% of Denmark's Jewish population survived the Holocaust. The Danish people saved them. spike jones Dec 2024 #56

This was a Borowitz piece from 2019 when he was stil with the New Yorker, niyad Dec 2024 #57

Trump would sell the U.S., not to Denmark, mind you, Quanto Magnus Dec 2024 #58

I wish DU had a Satire/Parody sub-forum... keep GD free of nonsense. WarGamer Dec 2024 #59

bah humbug? ecstatic Dec 2024 #74

SOLD!!! vapor2 Dec 2024 #62

trump rediscovers his odd interest in U.S. ownership of Greenland LetMyPeopleVote Dec 2024 #63

The main guy Conan interviewed Janbdwl72 Dec 2024 #78

I thought trolls were a Norway thing? I guess they are all Scandinavian.... Noodleboy13 Dec 2024 #64

Please do blueseas Dec 2024 #65

Denmark pamdb Dec 2024 #66

Trump is an idiot. Iggo Dec 2024 #67

Humor or not, they're welcomed to Ohio. Xavier Breath Dec 2024 #68

Is there a Go Fund Me page for this effort? yellow dahlia Dec 2024 #69

NE to Denmark rpannier Dec 2024 #75

Bring it on SpankMe Dec 2024 #76

Here was a nice message from Netherland from 2017 oldmanlynn Dec 2024 #77

What a great idea! claudette Dec 2024 #79

LMFAO ReRe Dec 2024 #80

Yes, please wendyb-NC Dec 2024 #81

I'd sell this place to Denmark for a dollar if it meant... augyboston Dec 2024 #82

Cool idea, but is that even possible? Patton French Dec 2024 #83

Sold! Ray Bruns Dec 2024 #84

Perfectly said Evolve Dammit Dec 2024 #85

Effin brilliant malaise Dec 2024 #86

Oh, please make it true. kskiska Dec 2024 #87

Denmark is a well run government LetMyPeopleVote Dec 2024 #89