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COL Mustard

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51. The Book of Trump

Sat Jan 18, 2025, 01:40 PM

Jan 18

Chapter 1
In the beginning, there was nothing. Then came Donaldus Magnus with his golden shears. His followers proclaimed, "He is the chosen one". Then they brought before him a Golden Fleece, and He proceeded to shear it. When the winter came, their sheep had been fleeced and they had no wool for sweaters, so they were cold. Then Donaldus Magnus presented them with the Bible for only 60 shekels, and sneakers for only 400 more shekels, and yea verily they were pleased. The fleecing continued.

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No refunds to Magats who bought tickets to the inauguration - whoo boy... [View all] jmbar2 Jan 18 OP

His presidency will be same. Baitball Blogger Jan 18 #1

And grifting! brakester Jan 18 #94

... SheltieLover Jan 18 #2

Please allow me to make it a duet EYESORE 9001 Jan 18 #4

Please do! SheltieLover Jan 18 #9

I will add mine to yours, also UpInArms Jan 18 #11

Lovely! This is the big teensy violin tent. All are welcome! SheltieLover Jan 18 #12

A string quartet NameAlreadyTaken Jan 18 #13

Yeah! SheltieLover Jan 18 #15

Add mine too. debm55 Jan 18 #17

Add mime too vishnura Jan 18 #58

Joining in the chorus... GoCubsGo Jan 18 #38

May I add another? ProudMNDemocrat Jan 18 #14

And another! benfranklin1776 Jan 18 #23

And one more wordstroken Jan 18 #34

Time to stop fiddling around. fargone Jan 18 #24

Ok dweller Jan 18 #31

Some just march to a different drummer...🥁 rubbersole Jan 18 #47

While others march to the beet of a different drummer... GreenWave Jan 18 #64

or another music in a different kitchen Celerity Jan 18 #84

You and I travel to the beet of a different drum... FailureToCommunicate Jan 18 #97

Mister Big Guy has the money folks, he just won't give it back to you. Raven Jan 18 #3

That 3auld6phart Jan 18 #5

shithole musk and comrades should .... Lovie777 Jan 18 #6

If only there had been warnings or red flags about who Trump is!!i!!1! Hugin Jan 18 #7

Awesome. It warms the cockles of my heart when trump fucks over his MAGAts Autumn Jan 18 #8

YES! On a cold blustery day...very warming! PortTack Jan 18 #28

I Just Had Eye Surgery So I Misread Your "Cockles" COL Mustard Jan 18 #46

Drinking games during the 'inauguration' could cause serious alcohol poisoning... rubbersole Jan 18 #53

"Ha ha. Suckers and losers. Ha ha." - G.O.P. Felon-Rapist (R) BoRaGard Jan 18 #10

Bless their hearts, as they say in the South. Dulcinea Jan 18 #16

Why don't just break in to the Capitol? NameAlreadyTaken Jan 18 #18

Finding out on Day 1 Ferryboat Jan 18 #19

He already got their votes... buzzycrumbhunger Jan 18 #104

But why do they think they're entitled to refunds for travel and lodging? Buns_of_Fire Jan 18 #20

LOL 😂, but it's pretty insane they can just steal money like this! Lucky Luciano Jan 18 #21

Just checked Mondays weather for DC area: -5 C (23 F)? robbob Jan 18 #22

Welcome to the Event Horizon... GiqueCee Jan 18 #25

Another grift by the con in chief...who are these ppl that they NEVER catch on?! PortTack Jan 18 #26

MAGA morons must be the most sought after voter info ever. They are phenomenal marks travelingthrulife Jan 18 #74

Gotta wonde what Donnie's window-smashing pals could come up with next struggle4progress Jan 18 #27

Karma? vapor2 Jan 18 #29

LOL. I wonder if the MAGAT who placed an order with me on sueh Jan 18 #30

Must fund attorneys. republianmushroom Jan 18 #32

MAFA---Must Fund Attorneys Again! COL Mustard Jan 18 #48

SUCKERS! LudwigPastorius Jan 18 #33

Con the Donvict strikes again malaise Jan 18 #35

Commemorative!!???! BobTheSubgenius Jan 18 #36

Getting started on the wrong foot already. Klarkashton Jan 18 #37

The tickets are free. Flights and accommodations are not. LeftInTX Jan 18 #39

They can use the tickets as bookmarks at Genesis 1 in their FatAss bibles where they will probably stay ;) n/t Cheezoholic Jan 18 #40

The Book of Trump COL Mustard Jan 18 #51

Best post I have read since the election..😜🌺🇺🇸🎼 True Blue American Jan 18 #88

Thank You! COL Mustard Jan 18 #96

Fascist voters Fiddlelady11 Jan 18 #41

What did they expect LPBBEAR Jan 18 #42

Po po MAGAts. MontanaMama Jan 18 #43

Hahaha Dan Jan 18 #44

Maybe the co-president Elon can take of it . Historic NY Jan 18 #45

This message was self-deleted by its author Celerity Jan 18 #49

I know spread the wealth Historic NY Jan 18 #50

sorry, I meant to reply to the OP, apologies Celerity Jan 18 #52

W/o fact checkers this is turely believeable. Historic NY Jan 18 #55

not once you look at the full tweet and the account Celerity Jan 18 #60

Maybe we should just call them the consuls of America! 😂 Lucky Luciano Jan 18 #90

The GOP Jesus Xeet is anti Rethug satire Celerity Jan 18 #54

OMG! That cross image is soooo perfect!! CrispyQ Jan 18 #57

yessa! Celerity Jan 18 #76

Oooooooo!! Alliepoo Jan 18 #81

wasting no time barbtries Jan 18 #56

Congratulations. Screwed the first day of the Trump presidency. Old Crank Jan 18 #59

MAGA morons asked their Democratic Congressman how to get a refund from Trump? sop Jan 18 #61

How much did the Commemorative tickets cost? Old Crank Jan 18 #62

You can bet Trump didn't sell his tickets for commemorative money. sop Jan 18 #68

Exactly. calimary Jan 18 #72

Ha ha, MAGAt suckers. . . DinahMoeHum Jan 18 #63

Refund? Oh no,no,no,no! tonekat Jan 18 #65

No pity indeed. virgdem Jan 18 #66

Refunds? Dave Id Jan 18 #67

Tickets bromeando Jan 18 #69

How much are these worth in $TRUMP coin? Pinback Jan 18 #70

They're worth $8,000,000,000 in imaginary fake money! Initech Jan 18 #93

"all tickets are commemorative & cannot be used to attend the ceremony in person"??? calimary Jan 18 #71

Don't worry trump supporters, you'll get a partying gift Bluethroughu Jan 18 #73

"Commemorative"? louis-t Jan 18 #75

I am confused. Which party is the party of elites again? Dem4life1970 Jan 18 #77

Seems a little odd to me that Alliepoo Jan 18 #78

Any congressman can get tickets, Historic NY Jan 18 #95

Wait what? They want a democrat to fix their trump problem? tulipsandroses Jan 18 #79

And Monday is a federal hlliday - so all touristy stuff closed... getagrip_already Jan 18 #80

Democrats Wear Mittens to Their POTUS Inaugurations modrepub Jan 18 #82

hem. AllaN01Bear Jan 18 #83

MAGATs fleeced again. The Unmitigated Gall Jan 18 #85

Libs watching Trump supporters whining about spending thousands on nonrefundable tickets and hotel rooms. LetMyPeopleVote Jan 18 #86

Man, this almost feels like Nijisanji at AnimeExpo when they cancelled their concerts sakabatou Jan 18 #87

REFUND!!! Ojerly Jan 18 #89

Dear poor deluded souls - its only just beginning Ruby the Liberal Jan 18 #91

Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Fuck you, MAGAs! Excuse me while I go find the world's smallest violin! Initech Jan 18 #92

'Cancel your room': Lawmaker warns most inauguration tickets will now just be 'souvenirs' LetMyPeopleVote Jan 18 #98

"recommend that your offices relay to constituents that their tickets will be commemorative" LetMyPeopleVote Jan 18 #99

You're suckers and losers, and I'm not the one saying it to you; Donald Trump is. LetMyPeopleVote Jan 18 #100

Good luck with that you fucking morons Aviation Pro Jan 18 #101

Just another scam. He will have a scamtastic administration. OAITW r.2.0 Jan 18 #102

Will those who used credit cards for the tickets be able to cancel the charge? keithbvadu2 Jan 18 #103

That's a great idea jmbar2 Jan 18 #105

Well, they actually got the tickets. They just turned out to be invalid. keithbvadu2 Jan 18 #106

Is it really the weather or is he scared someone will ecstatic Jan 18 #107

Commemorative a new synonym... 3catwoman3 Jan 19 #108

Once a con man, always a con man LilElf70 Jan 19 #109

Just Wondering Cherokee100 Jan 19 #110

Enjoy getting fucked MAGAts! D23MIURG23 Jan 19 #111

I'm sure there is "fine print." Bo Zarts Jan 19 #112