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lumberjack_jeff

(33,224 posts)

14. I take all my cues from Austin Powers movies.

Reply to Bonobo (Original post)

Wed Jul 30, 2014, 10:40 AM

Jul 2014

Last edited Wed Jul 30, 2014, 01:50 PM - Edit history (1)

"Hello" followed by "rrowr" is usually best.

In conversation, the presumption that all men are pigs is best addressed by conforming to that stereotype up front.

Behaving like a normal well-adapted and socialized human being is suspect because you must be hiding a really serious freakshow.

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Some women don't want you to say hello to them or talk to them. [View all] Bonobo Jul 2014 OP

And make sure your fly is zipped... TreasonousBastard Jul 2014 #1

But ~ It's so tacky to wear a Hello tag on my lapel. In_The_Wind Jul 2014 #2

I hear tacky is "in" now LadyHawkAZ Jul 2014 #3

Maybe Tinder & Grinder apps are on the forefront. Inkfreak Jul 2014 #4

Is that what those are for? Sen. Walter Sobchak Jul 2014 #5

I don't want to talk to most people in public Sen. Walter Sobchak Jul 2014 #6

Just remember men, they know what you're doing ProudToBeBlueInRhody Jul 2014 #7

Hope you don't mind me posting this here. noamnety Jul 2014 #8

That is assault and is a crime. Bonobo Jul 2014 #9

It's assault and a crime, yes. noamnety Jul 2014 #10

I can certainly understand that. Bonobo Jul 2014 #11

Thanks noamnety Jul 2014 #12

I understand your reticence and defensiveness. Bonobo Jul 2014 #13

What video do you reference in your final paragraph? Thanx. Eleanors38 Aug 2014 #16

I take all my cues from Austin Powers movies. lumberjack_jeff Jul 2014 #14

Just had an event 'saying hi.' Springslips Aug 2014 #15

I tend to give people the benefit of the doubt. dawg Aug 2014 #18

Man, I'm from the midwest kjones Aug 2014 #19

Yep. Springslips Aug 2014 #20

Of course, I don't dwell on any of it. It just kinda makes people seem rude. kjones Aug 2014 #21

I think it's okay to attempt to start a conversation with a stranger ... dawg Aug 2014 #17

Wow... so this is actually a thing. Sen. Walter Sobchak Aug 2014 #22

I actually like the "don't talk to me" movement Shankapotomus Oct 2014 #23