"Of course, nobody is saying Tucker Carlson is a baby-eating cannibal."

[kpete]

https://liberalsarecool.com/post/715695252357480448/just-asking-questions

[EYESORE 9001]

1. Conservatives would read this and deride it for being ridiculous

while failing to recognize the ridiculousity of their own positions, which actually exist in this world. Satire and irony are meaningless to them.

[Thomas Hurt]

8. Christofascists are congenitally incapable of understanding irony and satire.

[jaxexpat]

10. Most people ignore what could the baby blood spatter

on his shirt collar. Hardly anyone remarks about his peculiar "baby breath". Even fewer claim to have actually seen Tucker "tuck in", as it were. No. The rumors that Tucker indiscrimanately kills and eats pre-toddlers has never reached the general public. It remains a mystery where this unproven gossip even comes from so I'll never speak of it.

[yardwork]

2. That does sound like Carlson. I imagine his petty little angry stare.

[NNadir]

3. Hilarious, K&R.

[niyad]

4. Very well done!

[sl8]

5. Great content, but I wish the reposter hadn't cropped out the author.

Referring to the Tumbler poster.

Not a big fan of text posts converted to a image, cropped to hide the author and other relevant information.

I think the author is Redditor psmylie :

https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/12xlqry/tucker_carlson_out_at_fox_news_network_says_they/

[TexLaProgressive]

23. Or it could be

https://www.reddit.com/user/Otter_Apocalypse/

https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/12y2q5q/why_is_tucker_leaving_fox/

[sl8]

24. Maybe.

It's missing the first paragraph. Also, that one is posted in r/copypasta, which makes me think it's not an orginal. Could still be older than the one I posted, though.

On edit:
The post from psmylie is more than 6 hours older than the r/copypasta copy.

[Chakaconcarne]

6. Wait, are you saying Tucker eats babies?

This is huge... I need to go spread the word to everyone I know...

I think that's how it works.

[dchill]

20. Just asking questions.

[lastlib]

22. Marjorie Traitor Greene has DENIED eating babies with Tuckums......

...which is SUSPICIOUS in and of itself! I think this needs to be looked at because *many people are CONCERNED* that they might have eaten babies in the past.... And until we whave PROOF that they haven't eaten babies, that suspicion will just fester.

[live love laugh]

26. This is exactly how propaganda works. ✔️💯

[Bernardo de La Paz]

38. It's how it worked w adenochrome / pizza parlor accusations 2016. People believe that even now. . nt

[Simeon Salus]

7. Just asking the questions...

Because Fox viewers really want to know this stuff.

[KS Toronado]

9. Sorry Kpete but you are incorrect

TUCKER CARLSON IS A BABY EATING CANNIBAL!

[Ray Bruns]

11. I know some people are saying that!

[JohnnyRingo]

12. The question is "when did Tucker Carlson stop eating babies".

People are asking after reading about it on a reputable internet resource. We want to know.

[Traildogbob]

13. Maybe HE

Doesn’t eat them, but can we test those meats in Swanson Frozen Dinners? They seem to offer twice as much dark meat.

[TheBlackAdder]

14. Of course, no one is saying Tucker humps Collie puppies. Why is that? It it a Deep State conspiracy?

[StarryNite]

15. Whoever wrote that...

well done!

[Wounded Bear]

16. I'm not so sure Tucker was "making a lot of money" for Fox...

He had been losing sponsors for years, and that's where the money really comes from, not eyes on the screen.

When the My Pillow Guy is your major sponsor, maybe you don't carry that much clout with the boss.

[SouthernDem4ever]

21. I don't know if it's true but I read that Fox doesn't make that much money on sponsors

They get most of their revenue from cable companies - which makes me sick to think I have done anything to financially aid that shithouse they pretend to call a news organization.

[TwilightZone]

34. $15 million - $20 million a year

https://www.forbes.com/sites/jemimamcevoy/2023/04/24/tucker-carlson-made-as-much-as-20-million-a-year-at-fox-news/

I've seen other estimates as high as $35 million.

He's worth an estimated $400 million.

Pretty sickening.

[Wounded Bear]

35. That's what Tucker made, not what Fox made by having on the air...

One would assume that the network made more than the show host did.

[TwilightZone]

36. Sorry, misread, but I think he was making them way more than we probably imagine.

There's more than just advertising dollars from his show. There's merchandising, his value to shareholders, his value when negotiating media and cable deals, etc.

His show alone provided $77 million in ad revenue last year.

https://abcnews.go.com/Business/tucker-carlsons-exit-financially-impact-fox-corporation-experts/story?id=98839877

[SouthernDem4ever]

39. Thanks for the link and the info

I love this quote from the article:

However, some media industry analysts downplayed the potential damage since the company has overcome previous departures of high-profile hosts and the move offers an opportunity for the 8 p.m. show to draw corporate advertisers alienated by Carlson's controversial programming, experts said.

So they will find someone just as much an asshole but with a few less lies, maybe. Then all will be well. As far as the ad revenue goes, it pales in comparison to what they are paying out in lawsuits.

[Mad_Machine76]

17. Just asking questions

[IronLionZion]

18. Nobody is saying eating babies is the answer to abortion

but woke liberals would probably prefer abortion choice since they don't eat babies like cannibals do, not that anyone is saying GOP is full of baby eating cannibals. No one is saying that baby eating cannibals exist. But it is something to be concerned about this election, very concerned. Just in case.

[Blue Owl]

19. K&R

[DBoon]

25. The ghost of Jonathan Swift would approve of this post

"I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious nourishing and wholesome food ..."

[republianmushroom]

27. thank god and gray hound he's gone.

[Joinfortmill]

28. Lol

[OverBurn]

29. And of course being Democrats we all know how tasty them babies are. Tucker probably can't resist.

[Permanut]

30. It's scary that you know his mind so well.

[HillbillyDaoist]

31. To be clear....

MAGAt Christians would be a-okay with him eating babies as long as they had already been born. Eat, shoot up in a daycare...they don't give a fuck. But please Tucker don't touch that precious glob of fetal tissue.

[Martin68]

32. LOL

[marble falls]

33. I find it disturbing Tucker hasn't done anything to clear this matter up. Is he hiding something?

[calimary]

37. And don't forget the "I'm JUST asking QUESTIONS..." part.

That’s a familiar rationale.

[muriel_volestrangler]

40. "And he did try to hide evidence of the movement dedicated to finding baby-eating cannibals"

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/tucker-carlson-qanon-evidence-fox-b1806513.html

"He claimed he couldn't find it. If you can't find the people looking for baby-eating cannibals, that's quite convenient for any baby-eating cannibals. Isn't it?"

[Conjuay]

41. I don't know...

I heard his housekeeper is not allowed into a cellar room in his house. She had inadvertently wondered into the room and it was decorated with crates of tomato sauce and bags of flour.

She said it was, “Creepy, like he was trying to make it look like a pizza parlors’ basement. I really got a strange vibe in there.”

[ExWhoDoesntCare]

42. It must be true

Some people are saying it is.