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ZonkerHarris

(25,427 posts) Fri Oct 6, 2023, 12:02 PM Oct 2023

So if these Republican idiots make Jim Jordan Speaker of the house will he finally wear a jacket?

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So if these Republican idiots make Jim Jordan Speaker of the house will he finally wear a jacket? (Original Post) ZonkerHarris Oct 2023 OP

Nah, he's a jack-off kinda guy C_U_L8R Oct 2023 #1

hahahahaha ZonkerHarris Oct 2023 #3

... A HERETIC I AM Oct 2023 #2

Maybe a straight jacket? imanamerican63 Oct 2023 #4

Gym Jordan wear a jacket ? magicarpet Oct 2023 #5

He'll be keeping a close eye on the multigraincracker Oct 2023 #6

Yes, he will wear a jacket. usonian Oct 2023 #7

He'll wear a jacket on the House floor. rsdsharp Oct 2023 #8

Who cares? Certainly not me. I have a T shirt that goes along with my dirty jeans. It says: Wonder Why Oct 2023 #9

Only if he wins the Masters Generic Brad Oct 2023 #10

As speaker of the house he will probably decide he doesn't have to wear pants. Autumn Oct 2023 #11

This message was self-deleted by its author Autumn Oct 2023 #12

The Poll should be: Jim Jacket On -or- Jim Jacket Off TheBlackAdder Oct 2023 #13

But his fans won't care. Here's a couple of their comments last year in a bio about Jordan: allegorical oracle Oct 2023 #14

C_U_L8R

(45,765 posts)

1. Nah, he's a jack-off kinda guy

Reply to ZonkerHarris (Original post)

Fri Oct 6, 2023, 12:07 PM

Oct 2023

ZonkerHarris

(25,427 posts)

3. hahahahaha

Reply to C_U_L8R (Reply #1)

Fri Oct 6, 2023, 12:18 PM

Oct 2023

A HERETIC I AM

(24,632 posts)

2. ...

Reply to ZonkerHarris (Original post)

Fri Oct 6, 2023, 12:08 PM

Oct 2023

He's such a fucking asshole.

imanamerican63

(14,433 posts)

4. Maybe a straight jacket?

Reply to ZonkerHarris (Original post)

Fri Oct 6, 2023, 12:21 PM

Oct 2023

magicarpet

(16,976 posts)

5. Gym Jordan wear a jacket ?

Reply to ZonkerHarris (Original post)

Fri Oct 6, 2023, 12:28 PM

Oct 2023

Hell no.

Word around the Capitol is,... once Gym Jordan wins the Speaker-ship. His daily intentions are not to wear a jacket but rather to strip down to a jock strap and nothing else.

Then take the Speaker's podium in his revealing athletic gear on a daily basis. His aim is to have a closer feel with his fellow House members and their leadership. He intends to run the US Capitol like a men's gym locker room. Grabby, Feely, pinchy is optional - if no one else is looking your way.

multigraincracker

(34,329 posts)

6. He'll be keeping a close eye on the

Reply to ZonkerHarris (Original post)

Fri Oct 6, 2023, 12:46 PM

Oct 2023

House shower room too.

usonian

(14,633 posts)

7. Yes, he will wear a jacket.

Reply to ZonkerHarris (Original post)

Fri Oct 6, 2023, 12:49 PM

Oct 2023

But no pants.

Over and out.

rsdsharp

(10,290 posts)

8. He'll wear a jacket on the House floor.

Reply to ZonkerHarris (Original post)

Fri Oct 6, 2023, 12:49 PM

Oct 2023

Just as he does now.

Wonder Why

(4,718 posts)

9. Who cares? Certainly not me. I have a T shirt that goes along with my dirty jeans. It says:

Reply to ZonkerHarris (Original post)

Fri Oct 6, 2023, 05:27 PM

Oct 2023

I'm retired. This is as dressed up as I get.

So if Jordan does or does not wear a jacket, he will still be as dumb as he is now.

Generic Brad

(14,374 posts)

10. Only if he wins the Masters

Reply to ZonkerHarris (Original post)

Fri Oct 6, 2023, 06:47 PM

Oct 2023

And he has approximately the same chance of earning a green jacket there as he does being elected Speaker of the House.

Autumn

(46,667 posts)

11. As speaker of the house he will probably decide he doesn't have to wear pants.

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Fri Oct 6, 2023, 07:04 PM

Oct 2023

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Autumn This message was self-deleted by its author.

TheBlackAdder

(29,023 posts)

13. The Poll should be: Jim Jacket On -or- Jim Jacket Off

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Fri Oct 6, 2023, 07:56 PM

Oct 2023

allegorical oracle

(3,399 posts)

14. But his fans won't care. Here's a couple of their comments last year in a bio about Jordan:

Reply to ZonkerHarris (Original post)

Fri Oct 6, 2023, 08:19 PM

Oct 2023

I omitted names...

"W" July 27, 2022 At 8:16 pm
I personally think he is a good man. A real truether.

"JL" October 29, 2022 At 10:23 am
I’M 18-20 YEAR OLD GOING TO COLLAGE ON THE WRESTLING TEAM WORK OUT EVERY DAY AND I’M GOING TO LET SOMEONE MOLEST ME. NOT IN THIS LIFE TIME

With some luck, the Rs will leave in the one-vote-to-vacate rule.

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