Sparkly's Suggested Terms for Debate on Fox
I suggest Vice President Harris accept the cretin’s conditions for a Sept. 4 debate on Fox, with the following conditions:
1. There can be an audience, but carnival music must accompany what’s his name’s entrance, a laugh track must accompany his attempts at machismo, and every bit of braggadocio must be met with an audible “womp womp” sound.
2. Guests may be invited to sit in the audience, including people with personal grievances and/or dreams of fame (as the candidate of lesser intelligence did in 2016) provided that said candidate's performances on the invisible accordion are given realistic musical audio as he speaks.
3. Fox News can broadcast the debate, as long as moderators are chosen from a select roster of MSNBC anchors. If that is not acceptable, a list of alternates shall comprise Keith Olbermann, Stephen Colbert, Al Franken, Hillary Clinton, Mark Milley, John Brennan, and Stinky the Clown.
4. In lieu of real-time fact-checking, a loud buzzing noise and a red “X” over the offending candidate’s image will suffice for well-known lies. (A baseline summary is included here.)
5. Veering off the topic of the question will require moderators to follow up with inquiries concerning the candidate’s “issues with your father.” (Mary Trump will provide real-time psychological analysis.)
Other suggestions?
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