Sparkly's Suggested Terms for Solo "Debate" on ABC

[Sparkly]

Vice President Harris intends to appear for the scheduled debate on Sept. 10 on ABC, although what's his name has chickened out.
For added value, I suggest:

1. James Austin Johnson stands in at the other podium as a substitute.
2. There is absolutely NO need for the substitute to wear a chicken costume! A few well-placed feathers will suffice.
3. To assure fairness and avoid unnecessary comedy, the substitute is limited to using transcripts of the candidate’s exact words.

[shelshaw]

1. Get this guy

[diane in sf]

2. Alec Baldwin is my favorite tRump impersonator