I can't decide...

[Hugin]

When the Weirdliarch doesn’t show up for the ABC debate he had previously agreed to, who/what should be his proxy stand-in?

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	A canned ham.
	1 (5%)
	A dumpster fire.
	1 (5%)
	A canned ham in a dumpster fire.
	3 (16%)
	I have my own idea. :evilgrin:
	3 (16%)
	I like pie.
	1 (5%)
	Late entry: A chicken.
	10 (53%)
	0 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[sinkingfeeling]

1. Should be a live chicken.

[Hugin]

2. Oh, I like... I like...

But, I am cautious due to WC Fields warning not to go on stage with children or animals. Maybe they should go with a rubber chicken.

[a kennedy]

17. A live chicken wearing a red tie and fake hair.....

[Wicked Blue]

3. Rob is a dingbat

[Shermann]

4. Trump wind-up doll

"Savage gangs are streaming through the wide-open borders."
"Unemployment is surging."
"We could end up in World War III and a depression."
"Radical Kamala is a socialist."
"Inflation inflation inflation."
"Social Security is going to collapse."
"This debate is rigged!"

[Hugin]

7. Yeah... That would be weird.

[Dave in VA]

5. I'd suggest a 55 gallon drum of chicken fat!

Someone posted earlier about a TV station in Canada or England that when a politician they had scheduled didn't show up they placed a tub of lard on the set in his/her place.

[brush]

6. I see a couple of poll options hammed it up pretty good, but what about...

an indicted ham sandwich, 34 of them to be exact?

Come on, folks, every DA standing before a grand jury knows that's the first/best option.

[Hugin]

8. Hmm... Now we're getting somewhere.

[brush]

9. Thank you. Thank you.

[kacekwl]

10. The baby trump

baloon.

[Hugin]

12. Inflatables are always an option.

[Shermann]

13. Bring out the inflatable deplorable! nt

[Norbert]

11. Debate trump's Project 2025.

[usonian]

14. I can't decide either.

I like a representative of the Our Gang He Men Woman Haters Club, which is on the mark for the GOP, but might be lost on many.




Same for Gabby Johnson.



Or Mister Ed.

Who else?

An old flashenlights computer?

A princess phone?

Siri?


Or good old HANNIBAL LECTER?
(Help me choose)

[Hugin]

21. The problem here, in my opinion...

Is that the bar has been set so low anything the Democrats do could be seen as “going high”.

[Mz Pip]

15. A Trump impersonator

He can do Trump’s greatest hits using his actual words along with accordion hands.

[LostOne4Ever]

16. Why isn't shit slinging orangutan not a choice?

Of course an shit slinging Umps loompa would be better but they aren’t real. So the monkey will have to do.

[Hugin]

19. That may be a little too on-the-nose.

I had considered a fungus, but that seemed too obvious.

[pfitz59]

18. A rubber chicken with Trump hair and orange bronzer

Should also hire this donkey to squeak it.

[Hugin]

20. A star is born!

[Sparkly]

22. James Austin Johnson

[Akacia]

23. The clint eastwood chair

[Trueblue1968]

24. Meme ...... Naked trump statue. I cant pot pictures, sorry.