After Trump passes from this realm, what do you think the first miracle will be?

[PurgedVoter]

I am thinking a casino into ashes. Maybe his face will appear in a ketchup splatter. After a few years it will only be Ouija boards spelling out "Your Fired!" and the warning not to say Donald Trump three times when looking in a mirror.

[newdeal2]

1. Melania will crack a genuine smile

[PurgedVoter]

4. Honestly laughing out loud.

Awesome!

[MLAA]

16. You win!

[Aristus]

2. Statues of Trump crying.

Manly tears, of course. Very, very manly tears. So manly, no one would ever believe it.

[gay texan]

3. Stephen Miller gets outed n/t

[msongs]

5. he gets his head hair back nt

[mercuryblues]

6. There will be a huge

Collective sigh of relief it will blow MaraLoco out to sea.

[Dan]

7. No grass will grow over his grave-site.

[Marcuse]

22. Rough to the left. A bunker to the right.

[Wicked Blue]

8. That he will finally stfu

[moonscape]

9. That he'll be gone.

[3catwoman3]

10. Not having to hear about him every damn day...

...will be a miracle.

[PurgedVoter]

11. Not seeing that face!

When his face disappears from the media, it will be a bigger relief than when that dancing baby disappeared.

[Thunderbeast]

12. I will be able to share a civil meal

with by brother in law.

[keithbvadu2]

13. Donald will be resurrected from the dead by his evangelicals.

Pat Robertson said we all have the power to literally raise the dead.

When PR died, his family did not resurrect him but let PR stay dead so they can inherit the worldly wealth and kingdom of CBN and Regent University.

His evangelicals/Christians want that taxpayer money,

[Solly Mack]

14. A mushroom sprouts a stubby orange penis with corn silk pubic hairs.

[Dem2theMax]

20. Ick!

[Solly Mack]

25. Seems only fitting. Trump sprouted a mushroom.

[Sky Jewels]

15. His profile appears in the form of a grease stain

on the bottom of a KFC bucket.

[Sky Jewels]

17. It's thought that a pig at the Iowa state fair has his exact face

until someone realizes they’re actually looking at a porcine anus. Wrong end.

[H2O Man]

18. His image

will appear smeared upon sacred toilet paper every morning.

Recommended.

[Big Blue Marble]

19. The peaceful silence of his grave.

[generalbetrayus]

21. He will be cremated on a 'UGE funeral pyre and he will arise like a phoenix from the ashes

and fly away and attack Phoenix in retribution for Arizona not voting for him again.

[lostnfound]

23. The cult will regain use of their faculties and awaken like the no-longer possessed in a sci-fi movie nt

[sanatanadharma]

24. Millions who voted for him will simply disappear

Millions who voted for him will simply disappear.
There will be no evidence that anyone ever supported him.
It will be a miracle wherein the past simply evaporates.

[BlueKota]

26. The majority of the population of planet earth

will burst out in song, a rousing rendition of ding, dong, the bastard's gone.

[spicysista]

27. The melting of our glaciers will slow...

Earth's temperature will drop a degree and the Amazonian rainforest will magically regenerate!
That's my hope, anyways.

[Brainfodder]

28. Millions of men with instant erections?

Unmeasurable # of Lady boners also and flash mob dancing all over the place!

That was 3, Oops!

[jls4561]

29. The miracle could happen before he dies. E Jean and the state of NY might actually get the

Money owed them.

[bif]

30. Everyone's blood pressure will drop.

[Drummer1]

31. His gravesite suddenly becomes the world's most popular urinal.