The crack squad* on right wing social media has just blown the Trump assassination attempt case WIDE OPEN!!!!

[Tommy Carcetti]

They've just uncovered the nefarious scheme that proves that humanitarian Chef Jose Andres once got pictured shaking the hand of the suspect in the latest attempt against Trump, and because Chef Andres also knows President Biden, Vice President Harris, and Ukrainian President Zelensky, it means that Biden, Harris, Zelensky and presumably Andres conspired together to attempt to assassinate Donald Trump!

For real!!!!!!!

Yes, this is actually circulating over social media today.

God lord, these fuckers are stupid.



*As in, they are most likely consuming vast amounts of crack cocaine.

[dhol82]

1. ..............

[OLDMDDEM]

2. Nothing surprises me concerning the RWNJs.

[RAB910]

3. So a MAGA crazy shows up at a golf course of a convicted felon and rapist with a GOP issued AK47 in Republican ruled FL

[PedroXimenez]

4. Alex Jones is saying Lindsey Graham did it

[birdographer]

5. I am still utterly, utterly baffled

about why scammers are not taking huge advantage of this level of stupidity and gullibility. They could sell them Florida swampland if they tell them that trump has purchased adjacent property and they would be friends and neighbors if they lived next door. They could sell season passes to all trump's rallies, guaranteeing them the choice of front row or behind him, for only $1k more than buying tickets at the door and ending up buried in the back of the huge crowd where you can barely see him. They could tell them that every time they purchase anything using Paypal, their organization will match the price as a donation to trump's campaign, all they need is their Paypal login info, won't cost them anything extra. These people will believe anything.

[GopherGal]

8. Is it because the Head Grifter has already bankrupted them?

With trips to his rallies and court hearings, "Trump Grab Here" and mugshot t-shirts (made in China), spray-pointed gold sneakers, NFT collections, red moron-announcement caps, Assassination Attempt commemorative coins, Trump flags, bumper stickers, and vanifestos, and Trump Media shares, it's gotta be getting pretty expensive to display your cult membership.

[LymphocyteLover]

9. Yeah, I think Trump has the market cornered here, for now...

Good lord, a fool and his money and all that

[Fullduplexxx]

6. This is just more distraction from trump's terrible potential presidential policies

[lastlib]

7. Is Don Jr. heading up the "crack squad"?

Right up his alley.....

[LymphocyteLover]

10. Despite their idiocy, this latest incident is still fishy as hell-- good piece from Obeidallah

I'm more conspiracy minded than most but I'm shocked how few people think this story is on the up and up https://deanobeidallah.substack.com/p/the-more-facts-we-learn-the-more/comments#comment-69311265

[Solly Mack]

11. Idiots under glass