"Nearly survived a second assassination attempt"?

[imanamerican63]

This is how the Trump campaign is going with after polls show with a six point lead as result of the debate!

I am lost for words, but JOY, JOY, JOY!

[DJ Synikus Makisimus]

1. Oh No! Trump is a Zombie!

It must be the Apocalypse.

[Ocelot II]

2. "Nearly survived"?

Meaning he didn't survive but almost did?

These people are not good with words.

[Kaleva]

4. That is an odd way of wording it.

[lastlib]

9. It's "tRumpian" logic.....

"Forget it, he's rolling." Just like when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor. Don't forget all those people who nearly survived the Bowling Green Massacre......

[haele]

13. I don't think he survived the helicopter hard landing with Willy Brown.

And I'm pretty sure he didn't survive the cocaine fueled orgasm that was the 80's.
He's a zombie re-animated and programmed by Roy Cohn. Putin put in some upgrades via Melania-bot.

Haele

[MontanaMama]

3. Nearly survived?

Nobody even shot at him. What a bunch of maroons.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

5. Sounds more like he was stalked

But the "party of personal responsibility" thinks he's a victim.

[Think. Again.]

8. I know right? If he didn't always dress like that...

[Think. Again.]

6. I hope he nearly survives the election in November.

[LiberalFighter]

7. Only one word is needed?

[rsdsharp]

10. That's exactly what he said after the FIRST attempt.

I think he believes “nearly” and “narrowly” are synonymous.

Moron.

[sinkingfeeling]

11. I nearly survived getting in my car this morning. How doesn't

one survive something that didn't happen?

[TommieMommy]

12. Nearly survived, ha ha ha, the guy didn't even shoot