New product idea. Guys used to use cucumber or sausage for the appearance they are packing. Produce and meat

[brewens]

aren't very sanitary though. We make a custom made "insert' for men who don't measure up. The AR-15 ????? Anybody got any ideas?

[EYESORE 9001]

1. I used to pack a potato for that purpose

It was much more effective after someone told me to put it in the front

[The Roux Comes First]

2. "A Hard Man is Good to Find"!

[Jerry2144]

3. I wore a sausage when I was younger.

I was impressed at how big it made me look in comparison. A Vienna Sausage is quite a size improvement. Maybe I should carry a gun and drove a jacked-up 4X4 so I no longer need to use Vienna sausages to compensate?

[brewens]

5. LOL. I Tuck so as not to scare the girls. :) n//t

[WhiskeyGrinder]

4. Are you unaware of the vast market for prosthetic penises or

[brewens]

6. I haven't been in the market for one, but I guess they would. n/t

[newdayneeded]

7. I don't like doing dick pics,

Not because I'm too classy.....but because it's such a pain in the ass to switch my phone camera settings to panoramic to get the whole thing in!

[sdfernando]

9. I always thought it was because

the electron microscope took too long to fire up! 🌭

[Jerry2144]

11. I'm hung like a baby

7 pounds, 21 inches

[Jack Valentino]

12. Do you use it for a neck-tie ?

[sdfernando]

13. Well I don't want to brag

but in high school my knick-name was tripod.

[NotASurfer]

8. Airport scanners have improved since This Is Spinal Tap

Pretty sure this would still get caught, since it appears foil is involved, but I wonder exactly what, er, lengths you could go to before getting a pat-down today

[WhiskeyGrinder]

10. Ask trans people.

Spoiler: they’re targeted and mocked.