I want to make something absolutely clear...

[Happy Hoosier]

When that fucker finally croaks (and it cannot possibly come soon enough), I will grave dance. I will grave dance like a fucking New York City Rockette. I will pop the cork on a champagne bottle. I may even set off a few fireworks. In short I will celebrate. And woe be it anyone who scolds me for being unseemly.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

[canetoad]

1. You and Melania both

I suspect.

[Dem4life1234]

39. She's trashy just like him, no sympathy

Don't forget the birther mess with Obama

[Ocelot II]

2. I'm with you.

As a general rule I think grave dancing is tacky, because even awful people have at least a few friends and relatives who love them and would be sad that they are dead, and in light of that it would be kind of cruel to celebrate. But when Satan finally calls him home, I don't think anyone will be very sad, not even his immediate family. Oh, Melanoma will spend a few grand on a black designer dress and veil, and she'll do the grieving widow routine, and Gums and Junior and the rest of that nest of vipers will lie about what a great man he was and how they'll miss him and they'll insist on the flashiest possible state funeral, but as soon as they're off camera and before his stinking corpse is cold they'll be looking for the will and start fighting over the estate, or what's left of it. So I won't feel the slightest twinge of guilt over my celebratory Macarena and my grand jetés and gavottes and gigues and drunken break dancing which will continue until I'm out of liquor and have collapsed from exhaustion. So I'll sleep and then I'll dance some more.

[AverageOldGuy]

12. I'm wondering . . .

. . . just how long Melania can keep a straight face while "mourning" for him.

[ShazzieB]

26. I don't think she'll have a problem doing that.

But not because she'll be sad. She has so much botox in her face that it's always pretty expressionless!

[Figarosmom]

20. All hell leave is debt

They'll be fighting over who will pay off all the loans and mortgages . I bet he doesn't really OWN anything.

[Maru Kitteh]

3. I can't in all good conscience let you

celebrate alone!

[Blue Owl]

4. There will be a DU kick line

[stopdiggin]

6. ooof ! I don't know if I can quite ..

But I be trying !!

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[Talitha]

7. "When that fucker finally croaks"

That's one of the best opening lines ever!

[B.See]

8. Wrote something like this

awhile back, in another forum. Wrote that I'd dance in the street.

And I don't dance.

[KS Toronado]

14. ---

[Think. Again.]

10. I'll be there with you, in fact, I believe there'll be a coast to coast Conga Line.

[AverageOldGuy]

11. I probably will not go piss on his grave . . .

. . . because I really don't like standing in long lines.

[Cha]

13. Want to see & hear a Dude's Righteous Rant who

is right there with us?

Link to tweet

[Figarosmom]

16. I like this guy. .....nt

[Cha]

18. As Do I... Dude knows his Business!

[calimary]

22. "Farty McFuckstick"!!!

PERFECT!!! I had trouble even typing the words, I was laughing so hard!

[Cha]

40. Oh this Chicago Dude is Mad.. I feel his Pain!

[calimary]

23. Well THAT was one big juicy mouthful of in-yer-face deliciousness!

Written as lifter I went back and finished listening to the whole delicious tirade! Oh SWOON!!!!!

[Martin Eden]

35. Dayum, that WAS a RIGHTEOUS RANT!!!

People gonna rise up and kick his ass into prison where he belongs.

[Roxi]

38. That was a righteous rant

And he’s completely right. We ARE ready for violence this time, and we aren’t going to be taken by surprise.

There are a lot more of us than there are of the people who want to destroy our country.

[Figarosmom]

15. It should be made

A Holiday

[unblock]

17. As Elvis Costello said:

Well I hope I don't die too soon
I pray the Lord my soul to save
Oh I'll be a good boy, I'm trying so hard to behave
Because there's one thing I know, I'd like to live
long enough to savour
That's when they finally put you in the ground
I'll stand on your grave and tramp the dirt down


He was talking about thatcher, but if that's how he felt about her, I'd guess he's none too fond of Donnie....

[J_William_Ryan]

19. Trump Cult members will want to name an airport after him or something.

There’ll be campaigns and like efforts to do something like that.

Even in death Trump will continue to divide America.

[Dave Bowman]

28. They'll want to erect statues of that disgusting traitor.

[Cha]

41. But at Least We Won't have to hear about

the Latest Ugly Lies coming out of his AssFace.

My goal is to live long enough for that.

[calimary]

21. Here comes the chocolate binge party to end ALL chocolate binge parties!

Oh MAN!!! If the donald gets the ol’ heave-ho (again), I’m gonna have some sweet celebrating to do! I want to make sure to have enough for my husband to partake as well, though. Besides, he won’t want to be left out of that one!

Then I’ll fast, at least partially, for the next day or two.

[alinasloane]

25. I want to make something absolutely clear...

But I be trying

[askyagerz]

27. I wonder if the kids

will put him in a golf course too? Maybe just put him in a display case so Maga cult can come look at him for a dollar a pop

[PJMcK]

29. I know several Rockettes

Please invite me to your performance! I'll join you even though I have two left feet.

ALL of the dancers I know in NYC (Broadway, ballet, club and more) are voting for Harris & Walz. Of course New York is dependably Democratic.

[Pacifist Patriot]

30. If it happens on a day that does not coincide..

With a holiday, a family member's birthday, or my wedding anniversary, I will probably turn it into an annual celebration. Watch me.

[Emile]

31. You got me at New York City Rockette.

LOL 🤣

[malaise]

32. Love it😀

Rec

[Fla Dem]

33. I will be thrilled only if he is not elected president and doesn't croak while still president.

If he does JD Vance will take over and I think he'll will be worse than Trump.

[Happy Hoosier]

37. You're probably not wrong, but....

I will never-the-less celebrate his none-too-soon departure.

[edisdead]

34. High Kicking right along with you!

[Martin Eden]

36. Donald Trump went to a fortune teller. She looked into her crystal ball, and said...

I see a big parade for you. People are lining the streets for miles, laughing and dancing and singing.

Trump was thrilled with this and asked, How do I look?

Fortune teller replied, That I cannot see; the casket is closed.

[Emile]

42. K & R

[alterfurz]

43. "Trump's gravesite is sure to become that state's #1 tourist attraction...

...and probably also #2."

[Joinfortmill]

44. Rofl

[Initech]

45. While I don't wish death on anyone...

When Trump finally keels, I will be celebrating like my team won every championship in existence!

[liberalmediaaddict]

46. He could drop dead and still win 200 electoral votes

His cult is seriously that crazy. It be like the movie "Death Of Stalin."

[ecstatic]

47. Many of us start the day wondering if he croaked over night.

It's sad that it has come to this, but this is where we're at. We didn't ask for this negativity and toxicity. We're here because of hundreds of people who refused to hold him accountable when it really mattered.

[dalton99a]

48. The planet will rejoice.