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'Undecides' be like: (Original Post) Attilatheblond Oct 31 OP
lol 😆 sheshe2 Oct 31 #1
This is my favorite re: undecideds bdjhawk Oct 31 #2
I've told this very story to R/W'ers. They don't get it. n/t SpankMe Oct 31 #9
To be fair RedSpartan Oct 31 #3
Cheney is Vader. Marcuse Oct 31 #8
Undecided voters are the biggest idiots on the planet. Ray Bruns Oct 31 #4
And that Vader would be the oldest elected person to POTUS, dementia and all. ffr Oct 31 #5
RE: TRUMP DENVERPOPS Oct 31 #11
Election season is the only time these people have any sense of power. Intractable Oct 31 #6
Or Jabba-the-Hutt peppertree Oct 31 #7
They don't know about that planet fracas Warpy Oct 31 #10
Ugh, undecided voters! ShazzieB Oct 31 #12

bdjhawk

(432 posts)
2. This is my favorite re: undecideds
Thu Oct 31, 2024, 11:51 AM
Oct 31

On Undecided Voter​s: "To put them in perspective, I think​ of being​ on an airplane.​ The flight attendant comes​ down the aisle​ with her food cart and, eventually,​ parks​ it beside my seat.​ “Can I inter​est you in the chick​en?​” she asks.​ “Or would​ you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broke​n glass​ in it?”

To be undecided in this elect​ion is to pause​ for a moment and then ask how the chick​en is cooked.

David Sedaris

DENVERPOPS

(10,216 posts)
11. RE: TRUMP
Thu Oct 31, 2024, 02:02 PM
Oct 31

Even if the RepubliCONs illegally "install" Trump in the presidency, I suspect they will immediately utilize the 25th amendment to take him out of office, Making JD Vance the President, who is truly their "Golden Boy"........

Intractable

(631 posts)
6. Election season is the only time these people have any sense of power.
Thu Oct 31, 2024, 01:00 PM
Oct 31

They get a lot of attention. Many try to convince them, convert them, or cajol them.

As soon as election day comes, they instantly lose this feeling of power and go back to a life where no one cares about their opinions.

Warpy

(113,131 posts)
10. They don't know about that planet fracas
Thu Oct 31, 2024, 02:00 PM
Oct 31

They don't think like we do and are absorbed by sports or pop culture or their jobs or their kids, anything but keeping up with news and especially political news.

They won't make up their minds until they're in the voting booth. There is nothing we can do about this. There is nothing we should do about this.

ShazzieB

(18,989 posts)
12. Ugh, undecided voters!
Thu Oct 31, 2024, 02:22 PM
Oct 31

I just don't understand them at all!

KSToronado included a couple of toons in today's Thursday carTOONS Halloween Special that sum up how I feel about undecided voters pretty nicely:


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