What is Jesus going to tell them?

[kentuck]

If their favored son from God does not win the election?

How do they explain it to their family and fellow cultists?

Did God forsake them?

Or is it their reward for worshiping a false prophet?

God's will be done.

[Happy Hoosier]

1. They'll do the whole "he is secretly the President" schtick again.

They can't admit their scam is a scam, of course.

[BlueKota]

3. I believe

it would be because they worshipped a false prophet and put their love of wealth before their love of humanity!

[TwilightZone]

4. When bad things happen to good people, they say it's god's will.

And that god works in mysterious ways. God had a plan for Jeffrey Dahmer. Uh, sure, Jan.

Same should apply when good things happen to good people, eh? (Of course, they don't think we're "good".)

Otherwise, that would make them hypocrites, and they can't possibly be that!

[Lunabell]

5. He'll say,

Hey, remember when I performed the miracle of feeding the masses with the loaves and fishes? Yeah, I didn't ask for their immigration papers or whether they were gay or straight. I didn't ask if they deserved to have food. I just fed the people. I just loved.

[usonian]

6. They will perform miracles.

Transform wine into water.