In honor of our illiterate MAGAT brothers and sisters - more stupid facebook shit

[groundloop]

I live in a deep red state and for giggles collect some of the stupidest facebook posts from the local community group. I figured some of us could use a laugh, here's a my second installment:



The south may have lost but we can still honor are dead heroes


Y’all get with me treat your self too a early Christmas present and you don’t want the free tat you can give it too someone with you a win win all the way around yall HMU


You guys watching Israel?!
The Bible says the first time God destroyed the earth by water and he promised to never do that again. (The real meaning of the Rainbow) he went on to say I will destroy it by fire the second time. I won’t even pretend I understand all of the book of Revelation, but I do understand quite plainly that I do wish to spend eternity in Heaven. I have been hearing about the second coming of Christ and the events unfolding since I was a child. The "Mark of the Beast" Artificial Intelligence, microchips, no cash/digital currency, total government dependency/control. When we are raising a family, working long hours, some two jobs, lots of things go unnoticed or just get ignored. No one can comprehend how bad it will be, but we see it happening, bit by bit, on the news everyday. While the devil is preparing people for the Anti Christ, God is preparing people for the Rapture. I don’t know when the rapture will take place but I know that I’m not planning to be left behind when that trumpet sounds! I also believe right now that God is giving us a chance to turn our lives around and live according to His will. We need to get the Gospel message out! Until the good Lord calls me away from this world to go home, I want to make it clear that I believe in Jesus Christ as the one and only true Lord and Savior. Despite the fact that I am human, and I fail a lot, I believe that Jesus is the Son of God.


This person is a spamer question there post and they took it down


Can you spotlight deer hunting year round?


Curious. Does trash run ( trash pick up) run tomorrow. That it being President day


Overcharging on a base charger is not a RT federal statute law you is not supposed to sell cars over Blue book Kelly federal charges of selling fraud if false information selling fake prices


Looking for some one to move or tare dwn for me


Looking for a reparable plumber to do some work on our lake cabin. Any suggestions?


I’m hearing thousands of people are planning a big show to last till bout midnight at some condos at yellow creek. Think we gonna hoping them we have a truckload of fireworks!!!


Is there any weather radar local that would give true tracking I know have friends and all of us have different weather Radar with different time when something like Rain storms would start in area we live in and all of us are living within miles of each other’s


PLEASE NEED HELP PRAYER REQUEST AT YOUR CHURCH AND if anyone replace water pump got 2 calls never responded

[yardwork]

1. Respond to each one by suggesting they call Trump.

Maybe he'll come out and fix their water pump. And their lake cabin. Economic anxiety my ass. I've never had a lake cabin or a big truck. Must be nice.

[Dave Bowman]

2. He sure loves the uneducated.

[tonkatoy8888]

3. A SWAT Team

What these people need is a grammar police SWAT team.

[Xavier Breath]

4. You had me at "Looking for a reparable plumber...."

[groundloop]

8. Yeah, I liked that one.

It's so sad how many uneducated people are in this country, I read that 54% of Americans over the age of 16 read at or below a 6th grade level. Around me I'd say that number is closer to 80%.

[GP6971]

6. How's the weather in Chicago today?

[Jack Valentino]

7. The MARK OF THE BEAST on your forehead is very clearly a MAGAt ballcap...