So Tidy Whitey MAGA Mikey doesn't want the Gaetz ethics report released.

[jls4561]

Makes me wonder if one of the arguments he made when running for speaker was as follows:

I’m really short. Less distance when I bend over to kiss the Fatass. Much more efficient. Praise Jeebus!

[BrianTheEVGuy]

1. Remember...

…it’s not the crime that gets you, but the coverup.

I fully expect the report to be leaked and for Republicans to clutch their pearls about “decorum” and “tradition” — you know, the same ones who overturned it to ram Coney Barrett through in an election year.

[Zambero]

2. Such a "moral" person he is

I'm sure he was immersed in deep prayer over this quandary. Best to let the serial sinner go free, so as to better judge the transgressions of others!

[mitch96]

14. "Such a "moral" person he is"... when it suits him and his party...Uff such a hypocrite...nt

[jls4561]

3. Maybe he's just ashamed to admit that Gaetz's shared videos made his the porn alert on his phone

Go off and his kid busted him.

Maybe that’s really what he’s covering up.

Praise the Lard-o!

[magicarpet]

4. It would be diabolically opposed to Mike Johnson's,...

...... Purity Promise.

Gaetz was a notty naughty notty boy. But Gaetz sat in Jeebuzz's lap and showed him all his juicy underaged girl porn,... and Jeebuzz thoroughly enjoyed it,.. and has since fully forgiven Gaetz.

So what is the point in making Gaetz suffer any further,... poor Matt has been victimized enough.

[gab13by13]

5. I swear, if I was a Democrat on that committee

I would leak it, but maybe they are afraid they will get caught and executed by the King?

[jls4561]

6. Republicans on the committee are weighing their options

How much do I hate Gaetz vs how much do I fear BLOTUS?

[DevineAli]

10. It's the first time I have laughed today. Thank you!

[jls4561]

11. Hey, that was a serious observation!

Not really. Glad to make you laugh.

Oh, and welcome to DU!

[republianmushroom]

7. As per, just republican family values, no need to disclose.

[GenThePerservering]

8. That's "tighty whitie"

Nothing tidy about that stinking mess.

[jls4561]

13. I am happy to be corrected as long as it rhymes.

[jls4561]

9. The illustrated version will be available for perusal in the Merde-a-Lardo reading room after Jan 20th.

For clarification, most reading material can be found in the basement bathroom and can be accessed with a signed hall pass from the dictator of the day.

[Retrograde]

12. Makes me wonder what Mikey is hiding (n/t)