Megan McCain's husband has a slight problem with Matt Gaetz

[Ex Lurker]

https://substack.com/home/post/p-151650376

I realize that we are occasionally given to hyperbole about the untoward nature of politicians, but let me be clear: Matt Gaetz is a sex trafficking drug addicted piece of shit. He is abhorrent. His eyes are permanently rimmed with the red rings of chemical boosters. In person, he smells like overexposed Axe Body Spray and stale Astroglide. The fact that he boasted on the floor to multiple colleagues in the House of Representatives of his methods of crushing Viagra and high test Red Bull to maintain his erection through his orgiastic evenings is perhaps the least offensive of his many crimes against womanhood and Christian faith. The man has less principles than your average fentanyl addicted hobo. He likes them underage and he’s not ashamed about it. Matt Gaetz isn’t just your average extreme Florida MAGA Man, he’s a hypocritical ass with the worst Botox money can buy, pursuing an ever-thinner nose and higher cheekbones at every opportunity like a Real Housewife gone mad for fillers. Every Republican in Washington has an opinion about Matt Gaetz, and 99 percent of those opinions are “Keep Matt Gaetz away from my wife/daughter/friend and anyone I care about.” He is a walking genital, warts included as a bonus. If I was merely attempting to count the number of women I know who have had bad experiences with Matt Gaetz, I would run out of fingers and toes. If you vote for him to be the Attorney General of the United States, you don’t just need your head examined, you need to be committed to a mental institution. The man is absolutely vile. There are pools of vomit with more to offer the earth than this STD-riddled testament to the failure of fallen masculinity.

[Skittles]

1. that last sentence

do we have any doubt what these goose steppers will do?

[lastlib]

33. That was a thing of beauty! n/y

[ZonkerHarris]

48. the dude can write

[lapfog_1]

2. stale Astroglide?

how would you know what that smells like? Or wait, you are married to Megan... never mind.

[DesertRain]

4. Zing!! n/t

[thebigidea]

10. I don't get it. What does that even mean? Meghan McCain smells like stale astroglide? Or that they use lube?

Meghan McCain is fucking annoying as hell, but I don't get this putdown. She's a pompous, holier than thou twit but these two creeps have NOTHING like the the rep ol' Matt has.

[rainy]

21. I'm with you on that!!!

[paleotn]

26. Can't argue with that. Vermin like Gaetz is in a class by itself.

[surfered]

3. Whoa!

[Fiendish Thingy]

5. Important context: Mr. Megan runs the Federalist Society. Nt

[Jose Garcia]

56. No, he doesn't

Eugene B. Meyer is the President of the Federalist Society: https://fedsoc.org/staff/eugene-meyer

[SheilaAnn]

6. Beautifully said, sounds like ole man Gaetz isn't much better either. n/t

[markie]

7. well, Mr Megan

how do you really feel?

[sop]

8. Gaetz is Trump as a young man.

That's why Trump likes him.

[MaryMagdaline]

29. Bingo!

[Karia]

9. Well that's graphic

Now I have an odor to go with the image.

[JI7]

11. Both Meghan and her husband voted for this

[Luz]

12. This!

[liberalla]

13. How very vividly graphic!

Gah...

[keithbvadu2]

14. Gaetz sought a preemptive pardon from Trump.

https://www.bing.com/search?q=matt+gaetz+requested+pardon&form=ANNTH1&refig=8D2B98677CCD4127AEE7063E63817543&pc=U531&pq=gaetz+requested+a+p&pqlth=19&assgl=27&sgcn=matt+gaetz+requested+pardon&qs=NM&smvpcn=0&swbcn=2&sc=2-19&sp=1&ghc=0&cvid=8D2B98677CCD4127AEE7063E63817543&clckatsg=1&hsmssg=0

[Fla Dem]

15. Wow! Didn't hold back any punches did he!

Good, it out there now, documented.

[mcar]

16. Fck him and his wifey. They supported this.

[madaboutharry]

17. He better be right about Matt Gaetz being

an “STD-riddled testament to the failure of fallen masculinity.”

I say this because accusing someone of having a sexually transmitted disease is libel per se.

[Deuxcents]

19. Let em duke it out. Gaetz's father has lots of money

[RobinA]

23. If Gaetz Sues

he has to prove it's a lie. Uhmmmmm

[madaboutharry]

32. No he doesn't.

That is the meaning of libel per se. There is no additional proof required other than the statement itself.

[Stallion]

18. Ah! Didn't You Know Elections Have consequences

[mdbl]

20. This!

If you vote for him to be the Attorney General of the United States, you don’t just need your head examined, you need to be committed to a mental institution. The man is absolutely vile. There are pools of vomit with more to offer the earth than this STD-riddled testament to the failure of fallen masculinity.

The same can be said to trump voters. Just replace "Attorney General" with "President of the United States".

I wonder who she voted for?

[RobinA]

24. Allies

should not have to pass a purely test. See, this is what gets us in trouble.

[JHB]

39. Since when is Ben Domenech an "ally"?

This isn't a man of principle speaking, it's intra-wingnut warfare.

[yardwork]

45. He's not an ally.

[dalton99a]

22. Kick

[CTyankee]

25. Well, okay, then...heh, heh...

[Hekate]

27. Tell us how you really feel, okay?

[paleotn]

28. Would someone do us all a great big favor....

and relieve us of his existence? I don't know how and don't want to know how, but please, just step up and do the human race a great big favor.

[Ilsa]

30. There's even more blast at the Substack link.

...you can be an absolute dirtbag wannabe pimp pounding dick pills and caffeine while you film your “girlfriend” twerking on the gram, or you can be a Republican. The choice is yours.

[Yavin4]

31. But your king wants him as the AG

So, do as your king says.

[Iggo]

40. No he doesn't. He just wants the headlines that come with the nomination.

Controlling the narrative.

[Deep State Witch]

34. Oh, Snap!

And Princess Meaghan was such a Trumper, too.

[mr715]

36. She is beyond reproach

She invented a type of book where you kinda talk into an audio device. It is like an audio book without the effort of reading or a podcast without the content.


God she is ripe for scorn.

[mr715]

35. Meghan McCain

Meghan is the greatest mind of our generation. I will not accept any criticism of her. She pulled herself up from nobody and nowhere to become the most incisive political operator alive today.

Her opinions are a lotus of infinite leaf and we should thank our lucky stars that we get to share in the wisdom of Meghan McCain.

She also loved her dad a lot. I assume he loved her, but to bring this sarcasm to an end I could totally imagine him not caring for that spoiled, entitled, cystic mass,



MR

[mr715]

37. I posted 3 times in rapid succession.

I want to make it very clear to everyone here that I derive much joy from being mean to Meghan and her husband. Their lovemaking must really clear the block.

[JoseBalow]

38. Sounds like he's in the "Nay" column

[BigDemVoter]

41. I do agree with her husband.

But I fail to understand why anyone would seek Meghan’s opinions on anything. Her knowledge of politics is pedestrian & very limited in every way. The fact that she is John McCain’s daughter is a very poor excuse, as any political savvy McCain may have possessed, was not passed on to his idiot daughter by osmosis.

As for McCain himself, I was no fan. He may have been better than current crop of shit heads, but he was no prize other than the very occasional exceptions when he was willing to do the right thing.

[COL Mustard]

42. I actually don't like insinuations of violence

But Matt Gaetz has the most punchable face in Washington.

[BlueKentuckyGirl]

52. Jim Jordan

I think that dubious honor belongs to Jim Jordan. However, Matt Gaetz is second in line.

[Upthevibe]

43. Kick. N/T

[UpInArms]

44. I don't think he has been paying attention to the face eating leopard he helped raise

Here’s the real deal: Matt Gaetz is the line for how we assess the Republican Party. If they are truly a cult of personality, beholden to Donald Trump in ways that we could not even imagine for a party that rejects cults and idol worship, they will approve this choice. But if they have a degree of independence, any kind of free thought, mindful of the fact that a presidency is four years but your career is forever, they will reject this choice so emphatically that it sends a very simple, straightforward message: you can be an absolute dirtbag wannabe pimp pounding dick pills and caffeine while you film your “girlfriend” twerking on the gram, or you can be a Republican. The choice is yours.

[Martin68]

46. "If you vote for him to be the Attorney General of the United States, you don't just need your head examined, you need

to be committed to a mental institution." The same is true if you voted for Trump.

[Montauk6]

49. To paraphrase Christopher Moltisanti

"It has an odor, Astroglide?"

[moniss]

50. Every sentence makes me miss

Bartcop even more than I already did.

[Sneederbunk]

51. But TSF likes pieces of sh*t.

Fall in line Repugs.

[bluesbassman]

53. Well that's some imagery I never wanted in my head. But here's the thing:

The Sick F#*k ain’t much higher up the moral and ethical ladder than Matt “Stale Astroglide” Gaetz, and lest you ever forget, he is the one nominating that skanky POS for the AG of the U.S., and YOU PEOPLE have been instrumental in putting him back in the White House. So don’t take offense when I say get stuffed with your outrage about who he nominates, you helped him do it.

[BradBo]

54. This phony enabled all of those garb by humans. Now he's concerned?

[Bristlecone]

55. I have no doubt he voted for Trump

And he will live with the consequences like the rest of it. His rant is meaningless.