I must have missed out on most of my life

[AverageOldGuy]

Matt Gaetz transporting underage girls for sex, getting it on with 17-yr-olds while other 17-yr-olds watch?

Linda MacMahon under investigation for sexual abuse of children?

Looking back on my teenaged years and an occasional feel in the back seat of a '57 Chevy . . . makes me wonder what I missed out on?

On the other hand, at least I've never been investigated for that occasional feel.

[brush]

1. You're the lucky one. Gaetz is out of his House seat, the AG job...

and is now known as the pedophile loser he is with few prospect.

You have none of the, and you had a romp of two in the back seat of a '57 Chevy, an iconic car.

I had one too and wish I still had it.

[eppur_se_muova]

2. You missed out on being born to wealth and power.

With those, you seldom need to answer for anything -- just lawyer up and force the victims to settle out of court, or intimidate them into silence.

Gaetz will live comfortably the rest of his life, unless and until he dies of a Viagra overdose.