To the tune of "Mack The Knife" Rocky Mountain Mike

[Joinfortmill]

My words: An oldie but a goodie. Appropriate for today.

Oh, that Deep State
Has its case now
And it keeps it
Out of sight

Oh, that Matt Gaetz
He's in some heat now
And his fans are
Pearly white

You know that Deep State
With its case, babe
And the evidence
It's piled so high

And that Venmo
It brought Matt heat, babe
He thought it'd never
Leave a trace behind

Thrown under the bus, now
Ooh, on the Sunday morning shows
Claims he's cancelled
Just oozin' lies

Someone's creepin'
Around the schoolyard
Could that someone
Be Matt the Gaetz?

Did he pay for a tug job
Down by the river, we don't know
With his PayPal
Just a write it on down

Well, that cement their
Their Deep State case now
At least from five to ten
That's where Matt's bound

Did you hear about Jeffrey Epstein?
He disappeared, babe
After we all learned
How he spent his cash

And now Matt Gaetz spends
Just like old Epstein
Could it be that
Boy, his ass is grass?

Now, he's taken a dive now
It sure looks tawdry
Look out, he's a playin' the victim
And he's losing ground

His support thins
There on the right, babe
Now that Matt, he's
Goin' down

Ah, career's on a diver
Whoa, sure is tawdry
Look out for that state's evidence
And he's losin' ground

His support thins
There on the right, babe
Now that Matt Gaetz's
Goin' down