This was actually tweeted by JD Vance this evening. Yours to caption...or psychoanalyze.

[highplainsdem]

Link to tweet

JD Vance
@JDVance



6:01 PM · Nov 28, 2024

[Midnight Writer]

1. Serving our country up like a turkey on a platter to all the pretty white people.

While Trump cums on his ass?

My best guess.

On edit, I think JD is planning to move in on his cousin Betty. He's giving her the eye.

Make America 1952 again!

[Irish_Dem]

19. I thought it looked sexual too.

That grin on Trump's face and the way he is standing behind Vance.

[Solomon]

30. Vance has earrings on too.

[Irish_Dem]

32. I didn't notice that, I will have to go look at them.

[Irish_Dem]

33. I cannot see the earrings.

[claudette]

63. To me it looks

like the ruffles from his dress not earrings

[Irish_Dem]

67. I thought the same.

Ruffles from his clothing, not earrings.

Vance should have worn some earrings, it would have given his outfit a nice finished touch.

[claudette]

69. 👍

😊

[Bread and Circuses]

50. OMG ... You're Right

JD Vance posts a photo of himself wearing earrings,


Weird AF

[David Boyle]

45. BEHIND Vance

Where are Trump's hands, and what are they doing?

If they're in anywhere, they're not in the turkey...

[SunSeeker]

37. JD is eyeing that sexy couch in the living room. nt

[Biophilic]

2. Seriously? That's too weird for words.

[NJCher]

55. This is some

Sick shit.

[Iris]

3. Nothing like a self-own for Thanksgiving

[peregrinus]

4. Which bathroom does Miss JD Trump use?

Is all I’m asking

[Irish_Dem]

20. Someone needs to check out Vance's plumbing.

[Think. Again.]

65. Not me.

[Irish_Dem]

66. Yep, way above my pay grade too.

[onecaliberal]

5. Too bad my blue state residency is more than 15 of their states.

[NJCher]

56. Illusionists

Eom

[delisen]

78. We need a map weighted by population.

Many red area will shrink dramatically while blue will bulge

[Retrograde]

6. Shady Vance in drag?

About to serve the US to be carved up by Donnie's donors (is that Linda McMahon in the bottom right?) while the big guy is savoring the thought of all those sweet kickbacks.

I'm never going to unsee that image of Vance - we need to make it viral!

[Irish_Dem]

21. How much will Trump make selling out the US over and over.

Carving it up and selling it all to the highest bidder.

[True Dough]

51. I hope Linda McMahon see this!

[NJCher]

57. I have a feeling

This thing is going to disappear real quick. If I were on my computer, I’d save it and post the image elsewhere.

[allegorical oracle]

7. Bigly freakish. Norman Rockwell has been abused. nt

[magicarpet]

8. Who is your Daddy JD ?

.... or should I say Hubby. Nice apron you got there dude.

Does JD think land votes ? Only people do.

[DFW]

9. Dan Quayle was just dense

Vance is deranged. I hope the secret service has both a series of leashes as well as a mute button for when he is in public.

[milestogo]

10. Did Vance transition?

I think he should have told the voters they were getting married.

[Irish_Dem]

22. I'm confused, I thought Musk was Trump's office wife.

Maybe Trump has two office wives.

[milestogo]

26. Vance looks like the home wife in the pic

so maybe Musk is the office wife

Melania is the picture wife

[Irish_Dem]

28. I see. And Laura Loomer is the girlfriend.

Melania is the show/ rent a wife. Just for pictures and appearances.

It will take us a while to sort out all of the relationships.

Trump doesn't even bother to hide any of it.

All out in the open.

No one can black mail him for anything.
His crimes and depravity are public knowledge and no one cares in the least.

[JI7]

11. That's so weird

[babylonsister]

12. Well that's disgusting. This is how

intelligent this clown is? But he's smart; who is he catering to? They probably love it.

[Irish_Dem]

23. It's advertising for the garage sale of the entire US.

[kerouac2]

13. If true, creepy on so many levels

But, like much of what they do, so utterly preposterous that it is just an embarrassment for our nation.

If true.

I mean, really?

[kerouac2]

84. Omg that really is true

I cannot believe that is an actual post by the incoming vp. What the f?

[doc03]

14. I forgot about Vance, has Trump had him locked up in the basement nt

[Irish_Dem]

24. He was in the kitchen getting the US ready to be carved up.

[badhair77]

15. Creepy. Like totally creepin' me out creepy.

Like don’t let your daughter go near either one creepy.

[consider_this]

16. Time to carve it up, dear MAGA family, but first...

Praise Jeebus

[Silent Type]

17. That shot of trump always reminds me of Alfred E. Neuman. Vance looks like most of the ass kissing

young Republicans I’ve ever met/known. Here, he also looks like he’s waiting for the right moment to remove trump.

[Irish_Dem]

18. 1. The US is a commodity to be divided and served to their rich white friends.

2. Vance pretends to be happy in his subservient role to Trump, but uses a picture of Trump
looking like a buffoon and idiot more than usual. Vance's hostility towards Trump is evident.

3. Again Vance shows us his sexual issues, posing as a woman in a frilly outfit
acting out a woman's traditional role. He will pretend it is all a joke, but we can
see he is pleased with this part of his personality and doesn't try to hide it.

[Takket]

25. HOW THE FUCK DID PEOPLE VOTE FOR THESE LUNATICS?????????

AAAAAAAAAAAAHGHHHHHHHHHHHGHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry

[DFW]

27. If this gets around.....

Neither of them will be allowed to use a public toilet in DC, Texas or Oklahoma ever again.

[Tanuki]

29. Ironically, the original Norman Rockwell painting illustrated and promoted one of FDR's

"Four Freedoms, " i.e., "Freedom from Want". What a travesty and desecration.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Freedoms_(Rockwell)

..."The Four Freedoms were goals articulated by U.S. President Franklin D. Roosevelt on Monday, January 6, 1941. In an address known as the Four Freedoms speech (technically the 1941 State of the Union address), he proposed four fundamental freedoms that people "everywhere in the world" ought to enjoy:

Freedom of speech and expression
Freedom of worship
Freedom from want
Freedom from fear

Roosevelt delivered his speech 11 months before the surprise Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor, which caused the United States to declare war on Japan on December 8, 1941. The State of the Union speech before Congress was largely about the national security of the United States and the threat to other democracies from world war. In the speech, he made a break with the long-held tradition of United States non-interventionism. He outlined the U.S. role in helping allies already engaged in warfare, especially Great Britain and China.

In that context, he summarized the values of democracy behind the bipartisan consensus on international involvement that existed at the time. A famous quote from the speech prefaces those values: "As men do not live by bread alone, they do not fight by armaments alone." In the second half of the speech, he lists the benefits of democracy, which include economic opportunity, employment, social security, and the promise of "adequate health care". The first two freedoms, of speech and religion, are protected by the First Amendment in the United States Constitution. His inclusion of the latter two freedoms went beyond the traditional Constitutional values protected by the U.S. Bill of Rights. Roosevelt endorsed a broader human right to economic security and anticipated what would become known decades later as the "human security" paradigm in studies of economic development. He also included the "freedom from fear" against international aggression, calling for a "world-wide reduction of armaments."[1]
....
Later in the same speech the president went on to specify six basic goals:[10]

Equality of opportunity for youth and for others.
Jobs for those who can work.
Security for those who need it.
The ending of special privilege for the few.
The preservation of civil liberties for all.
The enjoyment of the fruits of scientific progress in a wider and constantly rising standard of living."....(more)

[Bernardo de La Paz]

41. That map advances the idea that land votes and people do not. . . . . nt

[rubbersole]

43. Let's raise a fist for freedom!

[calimary]

44. Excellent post!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Freedoms_(Rockwell)

..."The Four Freedoms were goals articulated by U.S. President Franklin D. Roosevelt on Monday, January 6, 1941. In an address known as the Four Freedoms speech (technically the 1941 State of the Union address), he proposed four fundamental freedoms that people "everywhere in the world" ought to enjoy:

Freedom of speech and expression
Freedom of worship
Freedom from want
Freedom from fear.”

[peggysue2]

31. Really?

That's just frigging demented and creepy as hell.

What's wrong with these people??

[moondust]

34. "Feast on that, fellow predators!"

[Captain Zero]

62. All the rally references to Hannibal Lector

They intend to consume The USA.

[Diamond_Dog]

35. He thinks he is so clever and funny

He is in reality creepy and weird.

[TBF]

36. Ewww .... gross. nt

[tulipsandroses]

38. I'm still going with weird

Somewhere a couch is jealous

[Beck23]

39. This is sick.

[not fooled]

40. Paging SNL and Haley Joel Osment

there's a rich comic lode to be mined here.

[jmowreader]

42. That strange whirring sound you hear...

...is Norman Rockwell's corpse spinning up in his grave.

[Lucky Luciano]

46. "We told you they were weird."

[AZ8theist]

47. Land doesn't vote, moron.

Just think, in the very near future, this jack-off will be the President.

[roamer65]

74. Thank you!

You beat me to it.

[Wiz Imp]

48. He really is a sick motherfucker

[Bread and Circuses]

49. my not white wife and the brown kids are eating curry alone

JD Vance , not a Mar A Largo, not anywhere near the transition team.

He’s way out in left field.

[True Dough]

52. It appears Donny is filling his diaper

and he hasn't even eaten yet.

Whose creepy hand is that on the table, under the turkey platter? Doesn't belong to Fuckface. His hands are tiny.

[RainCaster]

53. I grabbed him by his pussy

They let you do that when you're a star.

[Meowmee]

54. This what has become of this country

The responses are worth reading.

Caption: 2 psychos and a few others take over the US.

[DET]

58. Is Vance Trying to Out Himself?

Not that there’s anything wrong with that. But that photoshop is unbelievably creepy, with so many subliminal messages. Trump appears to be unzipping himself, while a submissive Vance serves up an unwitting country with a lecherous glance. There will be dissertations written on the bizarre dynamic between Trump, Musk, Theil, and Vance at some point when and if it is safe to do so.

[DFW]

59. I know that pic from way back.

A Doorman Fockwell classic.

[Jack Valentino]

60. Guess he thinks he hasn't licked Trump's ass enough lately.

I can't even...

[DUMember24]

61. Why does it look like he's slyly reaching for a knife

on the table as if he's going to stab him in the back? Weird on so many levels

[Mike 03]

64. So much for the Alpha Male image they are trying

to project--not just T and JD but Elon too. I haven't seen such frank homoeroticism in an image since William Friedkin's film "Cruising."

[Tom_Foolery]

68. Where are the true winners...

Putin and Musk?

[Paladin]

70. Whole lotta white people at that table. (nt)

[intheflow]

71. Rockwell is barfing in his grave.

And wtf does it even mean? That they’re planning on carving the country up? That JD dresses in drag? Damn, where’s the eye beach when you need it?

[GoCubsGo]

72. It says, "I'm fucking eight years old.

And, I don't understand how population centers work, and I actually believe that empty land votes. So, I think shit like this is cool, and so do my equally juvenile fan boys and the few fan girls I have." Love the glance off to the side, too. He's hoping none of these anti-LGBQT rubes notices that he's wearing a goddamn dress, like the hated drag queens do.

Good Gawd. Our fucking Vice President-Elect is posting this kind of juvenile garbage on social media. Think about that. Cthulhu help us. We are definitely in The Idiocracy ow.

[Vinca]

73. Okay, this is creepy. It must be a real heartbreaker for Lindsey Graham, too.

[karynnj]

75. In addition to the strangeness, I hate that map

That map has been used whether Republicans win or lose to show that "most of America" is Republican. The best counter I have seen is a 3 dimensional map that shows population density putting "skyscrapers" in places like NYC. This makes the map show that the amount of red and blue are about the same - a far more accurate view. It also, with a little thought shows that they have more of the rural areas while we have the urban areas. Note, neither of these points are new, but the overall visual corrects the misleading visual of the map shown.

[Bettie]

76. An admission that our country will be

a pile of bones when they are done with it?

I guess it's the most honest thing he's said....probably ever?

[surfered]

77. Weird!

[Passages]

79. The Grifters. Season 2

Ok, so Freud wouldn't have a field day with this? omg

[Trellastic]

80. Mmm, doesn't dinner smell delicious

Mizz Vance- After we devour democracy me and my man are going to the bedroom where he's going to squeeze my biscuits and grab me by my hoo haw. Shhh- under my frock I'm a wearing a little something special that I kept in my hope chest all these years.

[surfered]

81. This photo should be captured for use when J D runs for President

[LetMyPeopleVote]

82. Vance is a sick puppy

[Pizza slice]

83. What a couple of dorks

When visiting Capitol Hill , Nancy Mace better keep a keen eye on JD.

[nilram]

85. Just freaking Weird. Walz was soooo right.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

86. Vance is a trany?