Trump is now peddling his Fight Fight Fight cologne & perfume for men & women for $199 a bottle

[highplainsdem]

Aaron Rupar post on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3lcorotfums2m

The image from Aaron's Twitter post of Trump's Truth Social post:

From the home page of the site peddling this crap:

For Patriots who never back down, like President Trump. This scent is your rallying cry in a bottle. Featuring Trump’s iconic image and raised fist, this limited-edition cologne embodies strength, power, and victory.

And there's laughable video of Trump giving a sales pitch, too. "This fragrance is all about strength and success and confidence..."

[Solly Mack]

1. If I wanted to smell like shit, I'd roll around in it for free.

[OAITW r.2.0]

2. This not a well man, transitioning back into the Presidency.

Oh well.

[Silent Type]

3. Christ. What kind of person would wear that. Besides, at that price I'll get Old Spice if I

ever want Colognes again.

[Jack Valentino]

4. Oh, STOP!!!! I'm going to piss in some bottles, claim that it is genuine "Trump pee",

and start peddling it on Twitter and a few right-wing sites---

I could use the money!


Hey... I might be "onto something" here!

(I can pee a lot, but the bottles could be a problem)

[HUAJIAO]

5. dumb stupid shit

[sakabatou]

6. What regular person would want to buy perfume from a rapist?

[Mossfern]

7. Eau du Mouffette ..... *

A distinctive and moving scent for sure.





*I may have gotten the grammar wrong.

[allegorical oracle]

34. Or it could smell like a bucket of KFC. nt

[tanyev]

8. He gonna film infomercials in the Oval Office?

[Deuxcents]

9. O, why not. He's all ready to shred the Constitution so making a mockery of the Oval Office ain't no big deal

[louis-t]

10. Does it smell like bear spray?

Asking for a friend.

[RedWhiteBlueIsRacist]

11. Ingredients: oil pressed from wood splinters and finely ground glass. Non-metallic.

[Retrograde]

12. Being a wannabe dictator is one thing

being a tasteless huckster of tacky products - well, I gotta draw the line somewhere

Definitely a tasteless person's conception of what rich person is, or what taste is

[Takket]

13. "I'll take 2 bottles of each!"

Says the person that just voted for drumpf because they claim they can't afford eggs.

[Bristlecone]

14. Surprised the bottle isn't formed to the shape of a bandaged ear

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[yorkster]

15. If he weren't so dangerous, he'd be just a

complete and utter fool.

[Initech]

16. Can't we just make him president of the Home Shopping Channel?

At least there, he's not a threat to domestic and global policies....

[PeaceWave]

17. And here I thought that Lume woman selling the butt deodorant on TV was repulsive.

[haele]

18. Soooo- original Axe body spray?

I don't think he'd be classy enough for Brut. He does strike me as being a Hai Karate type of guy, though.

Haele

[Drum]

19. @realSmelvis

#diaperpail

[Dulcinea]

20. Barnum was right.

That is all.

[JI7]

21. The fucking fools that voted for this shit

[C0RI0LANUS]

22. Grifter-in-Chief: No scruples, decency, class, dignity; an ambling mass of moral turpitude.

[Buns_of_Fire]

23. It's also a floor wax and a delicious dessert topping!

Because, let's face it, smelling like *rump isn't much of a selling point.

[riversedge]

24. Melania goes on Fox news to sell her trinkets!!....

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

[riversedge]

25. Melania was on Fox this morning selling "patriotic" Christmas ornaments.

MAGA folks will buy this junk--even at $90.00 for one--which is what I read one cost.
I do not go to Melania's grifting sites, so I do not know actual costs of her merchandise--

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

[eShirl]

26. The true meaning of Christmas.

[IcyPeas]

27. Didnt they already do a perfume line before?

[no_hypocrisy]

28. In the mid-2000s, Trump launched a "signature" cologne called "Success"

and Macy's carried it -- for less than one year.

They dropped it.
Following a storm of protest, Macy's has decided to drop its Donald Trump merchandise.
https://wwd.com/business-news/retail/macys-drops-donald-trump-merchandise-10174113/

And the manufacturer of Success and another Trump cologne, Empire, dropped him.
The maker of Donald Trump’s two fragrances -- Trump Success and Empire by Trump – are cutting ties with the businessman-turned-Republican candidate for president.

“Perfumania is winding down its retail business with the Donald Trump fragrance brand,” Jono Waks, the brand’s publicist, told MSNBC, explaining that the company was looking into the ways they’d legally be able to end their deal with the polarizing politician. Macy’s, the exclusive retailer of the scent, had already ended their business relationship with Trump earlier this month.

-more-

https://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/trump-success-no-more-perfume-maker-drops-mogul-scent-msna635431

[sop]

29. Trump's presidency is shaping up to be some bizarre form of performance art.

[Vinca]

30. Once again I expected to see a Borowitz piece. LOL.

Who doesn't want to smell like a sweaty looking, overly made up, elderly guy?

[MiHale]

31. Hurry...buy now BEFORE TARIFFS...made in lower west china *

* I really don’t know that.

[Janeyre]

32. At least Lonesome Rhodes' followers could smell his crap when his hot audio was opened.

People who buy his and her TRASH don't even recognize that he's scamming them. He could be caught on tape snarking on them that they put out all this money for his tasteless worthless trash and they still wouldnt recognize it.

[Midnight Writer]

33. Looking forward to seeing Hegseth Gin. "Guaranteed to hide the taste of roofies!"

[allegorical oracle]

35. B&W photo on the box: Where's the blood? And the wimpiest fist ever raised. nt

[Swede]

36. What an honorable, noble man he is.

nt