Pride: MAGA husband says giving his wife orgasms not babies is 'gay sex' and we're cackling

[Dennis Donovan]

Pride - MAGA husband says giving his wife orgasms not babies is 'gay sex' and we're cackling



In “these MAGA supporters are really dumb” news, a conservative man said that having sex with your wife with the end goal of orgasms and not procreation is classified as “gay sex.” Um…what?

Right-wing couple and MAGA influencers Isabella and Josiah Moody appeared on an episode of Luke Beasley’s new weekly YouTube show The Grudge, and a clip from their conversation is currently going viral on X (formerly Twitter) because of the absolutely wild things the husband said about sex.

“The best part about having sex is reproduction,” Josiah explained. Seriously. I don’t value sex because of an orgasm, Ivalue sex because I know that I am going to reproduce and have another baby.” Sounds like something someone would say if they aren’t good in bed, but I digress.

“Maybe the orgasms aren’t good enough. Kidding. Sorry,” Beasley said under his breath in response.

/snip/

“As soon as we’re together, it’s like no birth control, no nothing, because I’m not going to have gay sex. Gay sex is more than just another man and a man, it’s just the idea of looking at sex as such a materialistic thing and just like, ‘Oh well, we just have an orgasm, and that’s fun or whatever.’”

Link to tweet

/snip

[Diamond_Dog]

1. I have absolutely no words for this.

[marble falls]

35. At least it's over quickly enough she doesn't miss any of the "House Wives of South Mingo, Alabama"

[LearnedHand]

83. Looked more like "are you fucking kidding me" to me

[whathehell]

86. quickly enough so he won't miss 'Mountain Monsters'

or a Duck Dynasty rerun.

[pandr32]

58. I have two.

Extreme ignorance.

[Trueblue1968]

116. I have words for him. He is a Moron asshole !!!! And i bet he is a lousy lover.

That hateful piece of crap could NOT Possibly be a good lover. If I was his wife, I would dump him immediately.

[tanyev]

2. Oh, Isabella. You may not regret your decisions now, but I suspect you will.

[XanaDUer2]

3. ?

Are they catholic? Not being sarcastic.

[rampartd]

19. that is what the nuns taught me

but as an adult i learned that sex is an intimate form of communication and does much too reinforce the pair bond.

the "in sickness or in health" line in our vows might be considerably more squeamish ifi were not intimately familiar with her body already.

[rampartd]

20. dup deleted

[tavernier]

4. Note to the wife...

RUN!!!!!!!!!

[TheBlackAdder]

100. MAGA Wife thoughts: "Ive been faking those orgasms because you can't take me to the promised land."

[ck4829]

5. It's not even about sex at this point, it's just 'tagging' a woman with their bodily fluids

Hey ladies? They view themselves as dogs, and you're the trees and fire hydrants. Have fun.

[Lovie777]

6. These people are nutso.....

[Dem4life1234]

7. They are such weird people

How is it gay sex when a man is pounding a woman?

Something is truly wrong with the maggot brain. I think they all have a mixture of narcissism, sociopathy, and stupidity, that is the maggot brain.

It's almost as if they are not meant to live among the civilized. They are wired wrong and they latch on to orange lard ass because he isn't wired right, either. Birds of a feather.

The sooner you realize it, the better you will feel. I wish they just created their stupid country and leave the rest of us civilized folks alone. We know that country won't last long, though.

[bucolic_frolic]

8. What is he thinking?

It takes lots and lots of gay sex to have a baby?

It's not necessary to air your delusions in public to test them.

Back to the drawing board.

[Hugin]

9. Oh, the arrogance of the 'yutes.

I bet he’s only ever hit home runs too.

Brave talk coming out from under a birth control hat.

[Emile]

10. Weird and lousy in bed.

[Bettie]

11. Sounds to me like an excuse

for being a really selfish sexual partner.

[OrangeJoe]

36. Influencers

Or this whole thing could be BS by a narcissist grifting couple who came up with yet another dumb idea to get clicks and have people talk about them. Bread & circuses indeed.

[Abolishinist]

87. A two-orgasm response!

I've recently had the same thought about some of the seemingly dumb among us who end up on a lot of these podcasts, or Tik-Tok, X, whatever.

Not saying that they're overly bright to begin with, of course, but often it has to be a competition for clicks, followers, product sales et al. And guess what, once again I just played right into it.

[FalloutShelter]

12. Question for Mr. MAGA-

Is masturbation gay sex or is it birth control?
They want to erase ALL women’s right including the entire sexual Revolution. I’d love to put this guy in a room with Camille Paglia.

[Ocelot II]

29. I'd love to put this guy in a room with Lorena Bobbitt.

[pandr32]

63. I laugh whenever She gets referenced.

She certainly lived up to her name.

[Attilatheblond]

102. When she is referenced, I always think back to the letter of profound appology I got from ex-husband

Postmarked the day after she was acquitted.

[Diamond_Dog]

65. That made me laugh, Ocelot

[FalloutShelter]

69. Even better.

[MineralMan]

97. Perfect!

For thoughtful men, women always come first.

[zorbasd]

111. I'd love to put this guy in a room with a

top packing Trans Dominatrix.

[littlemissmartypants]

56. Camille Paglia

[Think. Again.]

13. In other words...

...the intimacy of sex has nothing to do with the love you feel for your partner, it's just the mechanics of procreation.

That poor woman.

[Bristlecone]

14. These "Influencers" and their appearances are pure theater

They get paid by clicks/ads, and they get clicks by saying outrageous and “new” things like this.
I don’t believe it at all. It’s a money grab.

[no_hypocrisy]

15. This dude should take a lesson from Woody Allen. (Stay with me . . . . )

When asked whether sex is dirty, Allen responded, "Only if it's done right."

No more complicated than that.

[julmur]

16. Maga

Just another red hatter that came out with a completely stupid comment to garner media attention, I don’t think most of these knuckle scrapers actually believe the nonsense they say, but are looking for their own niche to cash in.

[MineralMan]

17. Spoken By Someone Who Isn't Getting Any.

And rightly so.

So, he gets to have orgasms, but not necessarily his wife. Sounds fair.

[PCIntern]

18. Ummm...Pat Buchanan said almost the same thing in the 1980's

On Crossfire. I heard it myself…not the gay part, but the uselessness of sex if it’s not about reproduction.

[Think. Again.]

21. Apparently this guy isn't aroused by his very attractive wife....

I wonder why that might be....

[WestMichRad]

46. And I'm willing to bet that...

… she’s not particularly aroused by him, either!

[Dem4life1234]

48. He's probably on the DL

[Think. Again.]

62. He does seem to be doing some unneccesarily firm denying...

[whopis01]

118. And he equates orgasms with gay sex

It seems fairly obvious what’s going on there.

[milestogo]

22. Make America Gay Again

takes on new meaning.

[travelingthrulife]

23. So when your wife enters menopause you will stop having sex, right?

I used to ask my fundie christian brother and sister-in-law this question because they insisted that sex was for procreation only.

Liars, all of them.

[MineralMan]

57. Most of those dickheads will just get a new wife.

Or a wife-equivalent.

For an example, see Donald J. Trump.

[Vogon_Glory]

24. My parents had fertility problems for several years

after they married. It wasn’t gay sex. They then went to Planned Parenthood and were able to learn what days my mother was fertile. They then had three children (myself and two sisters). This was back in the 1950’s.

Alas, having anything to do with Planned Parenthood is a no-no for good MAGAs. No Planned Parenthood for them!

Too bad! I guess that the crib will stay empty.

And too bad for the countless couples hoping to conceive if the Radicall Right succeeds in its Jihad against Planned Parenthood!

[GiqueCee]

61. "... the crib will stay empty"...

... isn't necessarily a bad thing with parents like them. Their spawn may be innocent at birth, but Mommy and Daddy will waste no time poisoning their minds with the witless drivel they regurgitate.

[Vogon_Glory]

72. Perhaps. Perhaps not. There is always the chance that Junior or Missy might wise up.

While I admit that I’ve grown increasingly pessimistic that right-wingers can learn critical thought, I still think there’s still a chance that their offspring might yet wise up. It might not be much of a chance, but it’s still there.

If civilization get post-MAGA “look back in anger” literature, some will know that some educator somewhere did some good.

[3catwoman3]

81. During my 45 years as a pediatric nurse practitioner, I saw plenty of people...

...who should NOT have had kids.

I've often thought parenthood should be a licensed profession, and I'd be happy to design the test people would have to pass, and I'd feel no guilt about the people I'd say "no" to.

[sinkingfeeling]

25. So how many kids do they have?

[CrispyQ]

26. Easy for him to say since HE'S having orgasms every time they have sex AND won't have to go through pregnancy.

This is some seriously fucked up thinking. I can barely describe the loathing I have for men like this & I'm not sure what I feel about the women. A combo of pity & anger perhaps.

[SunSeeker]

90. Exactly!

It's infuriating.

[CousinIT]

27. We called them "weird" for a reason.

Well, there are a LOT of reasons. This is just another one.

[oasis]

28. That's about the dopiest comment ever aired

in public.

[dalton99a]

30. MAGA sex: "Grab 'em. Insert. Ejaculate."

[WestMichRad]

47. Or, to use an older phrase...

“Wham, bam, thank you ma’am.”

Except he probably doesn’t bother to than her.

[DBoon]

31. Once again, George Orwell captured the essence of MAGA

The aim of the Party was not merely to prevent men and women from forming loyalties which it might not be able to control. Its real, undeclared purpose was to remove all pleasure from the sexual act. Not love so much as eroticism was the enemy, inside marriage as well as outside it. All marriages between Party members had to be approved by a committee appointed for the purpose, and -- though the principle was never clearly stated -- permission was always refused if the couple concerned gave the impression of being physically attracted to one another. The only recognized purpose of marriage was to beget children for the service of the Party. Sexual intercourse was to be looked on as a slightly disgusting minor operation, like having an enema.

https://www.george-orwell.org/1984/5.html

[eShirl]

32. won't or can't

[Solly Mack]

33. The little man in the boat could beat that fucker in the head with an oar and he still wouldn't be able to find it.

[Emile]

39. LOL 🤣

[Solly Mack]

52. The wife needs a GoFundMe page to make her escape and to get a few vibrators.

She frees her clitoris; her ass and mind will follow.

[marble falls]

34. He's trying to cover why his wife really never has an orgasm by him.

[iluvtennis]

37. This guy is crazy...the wife should get out while she can.

[Emile]

38. WTF does she see in him?

[haele]

84. Some women have been raised to feel shame about sex.

And that their only purpose in life is to find a man to take care of them that Daddy approves of.
Still, in this day and age. They're raised to be infantalized elites.

They'll find happiness in their circle of acquaintances. Or their hobbies, like shopping or collecting things, or by lashing out at strangers or "leaders" when they're overcome by petty resentment.

Haele

[Picaro]

40. That poor woman

At least it’s quick.

[BradBo]

41. Well, now thats an opinion I've never heard before.

Its just being mysoginistic.

[Hotler]

42. 54% of adults are literate to just under a sixth grade level. This is America.

[PatrickforB]

44. Yeah, and unfortunately because of that and billionaire hubris, they have the gummint they deserve. n/t

[PatrickforB]

43. That is just a bit TWISTED, you think? n/t

[Marcuse]

45. So then oral is out of the question?

[Kaleva]

64. He's horrified at the thought of getting a BJ.

[MineralMan]

99. Oh, I'll bet not.

[sarisataka]

105. That's different

It's not sexual it's a wife showing submission to her husband

And he promises cross his heart not to enjoy it.

[Marcuse]

108. I meant for her pleasure.

[hadEnuf]

49. Why do these morons even get attention?

They are cult minded. They probably rant and rave at passing cars on a street corner somewhere.

Enjoy being a baby machine especially when your health insurance company starts calling the next pregnancy a pre existing condition.

Fucking freaks.

[Mosby]

51. I thought it was the onion at first. nt

[allegorical oracle]

120. Before opening this post, thought it was about the Speaker of the House. nt

[world wide wally]

53. An entirely different concept of a gay bar

[Walleye]

54. Like the joke about the guy who was told that taking a good shit is like a good orgasm

And he says to himself, “well either I’m shitting wrong, or he’s fucking wrong“

[getagrip_already]

55. Three words sum these guys up.....

Female Genital Mutilation.

Watch for it in a church ceremony near you.

[Cthulu on call]

59. MAGAcation

That made my morning.

[SARose]

60. Bless his little heart!

His wifey bragged their baby daughter said a racial slur.

More

[dawg]

67. Well, if I had a wife like that ...

I wouldn't give a shit about her orgasms either.

[SARose]

68. Oh Lord

I just spewed coffee all over myself.

🤣🤣🤣

Thanks for the laugh!🤗

[CrispyQ]

114. Disgusting bigots passing it on. So sad for that child. -nt

[3catwoman3]

66. So, if it were possible for him to ejaculate...

...without having an orgasm, he'd be just fine with that?

I call major BULLSHIT!

[TBF]

70. What in the actual f --- ? Why are these people so stupid. nt

[kimbutgar]

71. That sounds like you're gay bro !

[HarryM]

73. Words cannot adequetly convey

How stupid this is. It would be an insult to compare him to anything that exists in any universe.
Where do people get these ideas from any way?

[3Hotdogs]

74. Well everybody know, Jesus don't like none'a. that orgasing shit goin' on.

[Hotler]

75. I wonder how much of the anger from the repugs is sexual frustration?

Guys are mad because they can't satisfy the wife, and the wife is angry because he can't satisfy her.

[PortTack]

76. Little man, little hands, little feet...hummmm? A performance issue on his part no doubt

[TNNurse]

77. I think he needs his testosterone checked,

seems like a very low sex drive in a man his age.

[Attilatheblond]

103. Nah, more than likely, he doesn't know what he's doing and is too proud to admit it

Also, he thinks women don't deserve the pleasure he has no idea how to provide.

[GreenWave]

78. What a poor excuse for a loser. Even bonobo chimps know how to get the job done.

[mgardener]

79. What a dolt

His wife must be as stupid as he is

[republianmushroom]

80. And they wonder why woman don't want to have sex with them (MAGA Repukes).

[lees1975]

82. Well, here's an example that upsets the Christian belief that man was created in the image of God.

This guy proves that claim false.

[LearnedHand]

85. Isn't this what that assclown nICK Fuentes says?

That sex without making babies is "gay sex"?

[surfered]

88. I am told ISIS has a similar strategy to produce more fighters. Maybe this guy is battling

against “The Great Replacement Theory.”

[Ping Tung]

89. Has he reached puberty yet?

[flvegan]

91. Say something stupid/outrageous, go viral, become Influen$er.

And we give them oxygen.

It's the "OMG, does this milk smell expired to you???" and everyone has a whiff mentality. Otherwise, this pencilneck Beasley chud would spend his life otherwise shoved in his locker and Moody could continue his failed country music singer life unknown to the world. These cockroaches don't scatter when exposed to the light.

Complete with a Xitter link, no less.

Sorry, rant over.

[SunSeeker]

92. I am sure that MAGAt has never given a woman an orgasm.

He doesn't know how, and doesn't care.

[ReRe]

93. Sorry, I couldn't listen to it.

So, he can have all the orgasms and she can have a baby without ever knowing what an orgasm is? If true,
he doesn't care about her. How selfish is it to know what an orgasm feels like and not want his wife to experience
the same thing? What an ass hole! What a lazy lover! If she is totally brainwashed, it might be possible to have this
kind of selfish relationship. This kind of situation between and man and a woman is totally foreign to me!!!!!
Is it possible to be brainwashed all of one's life? Has anyone here ever known someone who was brainwashed
from cradle to grave? I almost agree with those who think it is a trick, an attention getting gimmick.

[lapfog_1]

94. ahh the insecure man from the 1950s and 1960s

George Carlin did a routine on advertising in that era...

Scope. Has anyone here ever received a bottle of Scope? Has anyone here ever sent anyone a bottle of Scope? Just seems like such a cruel thing. Often think of the borderline psychotic. Just needs one more thing to go wrong, y'know. Going down to the mailbox.. "Hmm..what's this? Scope? Scope! AHH! WAH! AHHHHHHHGH!" Up on the roof with a Magnum- BMMM! Nine dead and they blame Marine training. Uh, bad breath, yeah. "Anyone can have bad breath, Marge, but you can knock a buzzard off a shitwagon!" Remember that?

Hey, if ya ever run out of deodorant, I never mentioned that. Ya can, ya do, even in the nicest home. You get one pit done, y'know, and (moan, groan). Ya gotta go like that..(does an unseen visual gag). If you run out of deodorant, go into the kitchen and put a bay leaf under each arm. It doesn't stop you from perspiring, but you smell like soup! Keeps your friends alert, y'know. "Hey, who's wearing Chicken Vegetable?" "Not me, I have Bean With Bacon." One of the Campbell's hearty soups- The Manhandler! That's what they call 'em. Frankie Laine sings about it. (sings commercial jingle Howdya handle a hungry man? "The Manhandler!" Really sounds a little suggestive to me.

There's a lotta that in advertising. Hidden sex, y'know? There's a lot of open sex, too. (imitates commercial catch phrases "Take it off. Take it all off" "Does she or doesn't she - Hope so, hmm" But that's open and you can deal with that. I worry about the subliminal message. "It's what's up front that counts" "Should a gentleman offer a lady a Tiparillo?" And what's the big scene in the Tiparillo commercial is a train going into a tunnel, man. (makes train 'Doppler' noise) You don't have to be Fellini to figure that out. But not all of the sex in those commercials is wholesome, normal, good old fashioned, American 'man on top get it over with quick'. Sometimes it's bizarre. "I'd walk a mile for a Camel" "But wouldn't you really rather have a Buick?" "If I could get my hands on a Toyota" "Well, they say Plymouth makes it" Must make it with Toyotas.

[sarisataka]

95. The rabbit nailed it

[dgauss]

96. Gotta admire the logic.

Having gay sex doesn't produce a baby.
Having sex with my wife without her getting pregnant doesn't produce a baby.
Therefore, having sex with my wife without her getting pregnant is gay sex.

Well done, Socrates.

[Attilatheblond]

98. That's his excuse for being an ignorat, selfish failure in bed

and he's sticking with it.

[malaise]

101. Can I assume that they have no sex

once she’s pregnant?

Fucking idiot - all about him as usual. No wonder women hate them.

[area51]

104. The stupid,

it burns.

[sakabatou]

106. I... what?

[SRK65802]

107. Guy needs the BHOS

[Lulu KC]

123. Okay, I give up

What does BHOS mean?

[keithbvadu2]

109. Nick Fuentes: "having sex with women is gay"

Macho man Nick Fuentes encourages more manly men to vote for DonOld.

A Thanksgiving guest at Trump's personal table.

Nick Fuentes: "having sex with women is gay"

[Ojerly]

110. Somebody is lying.

Either that young lady is lying and still on birth control and boffing dudes best friend, or she's never had the Big O. I know MAGABOY only knows Wham Bam Thank you Ma'am, but she's awfully quiet sitting there.

[Crowman2009]

112. If giving your wife orgasms is considered to be gay sex, then I'm Freddie Mercury.

[Sucha NastyWoman]

113. Crazy talk

Does he think she’s evil if she has an orgasm but doesn’t conceive that month?

[mysuzuki2]

115. I wonder

If he’s ever given his wife an orgasm. Or does he want to have gay orgasms?

[Meowmee]

117. Feel sorry for his wife sort of

[Vinca]

119. And he wears a MAGA hat paying homage to a philandering creep who'd screw anything in sight and definitely

not to make babies. What's with the wife? How does a woman allow herself to become a brood mare???

[Paladin]

121. No hat needed.

His sex comments brand him forever as being stupid enough to be a trump supporter. God help that couple's poor children.

[4th gen blue]

122. Click bait couple.

What's the most outrageous thing we can say that will get some attention? That's what's happening here.