Health Insurance Executives Plan Luxury Conference to Examine Why Public Hates Them

[IrishBubbaLiberal]

(SATIRE)

Health Insurance Executives Plan Luxury Conference to Examine Why Public Hates Them

https://politicalamericans.com/health-insurance-executives-plan-luxury-conference-to-examine-why-public-hates-them/


In the wake of the shocking early morning shooting of the CEO of UnitedHealth in New York City, top brass at leading health insurance companies have scheduled a ten-day conference on an unnamed tropical island to discuss why public reaction has been less sympathetic than they expected.

The 10-day resort excursion itinerary includes activities such as beach volleyball, claim-denial bingo, and tossing handfuls of cash at cockfights.

“It’s really hurtful when you think the hoi polloi may not like you,” said a CEO who asked to remain anonymous, as, in fact, all of the high-rolling attendees did. “I’m not sure why they’re being so mean,” he continued, picking a Labradoodle hair off his $10,000 suit.

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[yagotme]

1. Well, they HAVE to go to an island.

They'll get shot in NY...

[sdfernando]

6. Isn't Manhattan an island? Just kidding, I know what you meant! /nt

These little jokes/jabs/kidding help keep me sane as the abyss draws nearer.

[yagotme]

7. LOL, me too.

Sanity has it's own scarcity, lately.

[carpetbagger]

32. No palm trees.

Also, have to pay the help more than 10$/day.

[SheltieLover]

2. Not The Onion???

[Lovie777]

3. Yep.......

[LeftInTX]

12. Political Americans: Satire for the End of Democracy Bringing the funny to the fight against election deniers, fascists

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[SheltieLover]

14. Oh, thank you so much!!!

I thought this was a real "event." Sad we have to question our reality these days.

[The Madcap]

30. Very well could have been

They had me until "claim denial bingo." That would be so heinous, there would be mobs waiting for their return...

[jalan48]

4. K&R

[Solly Mack]

5. Heh

[XanaDUer2]

8. Theyre scared

Any of us can do this to them. I don't gas how much security they have. There's always a chink in the wall..

[yardwork]

9. More....

Beachside panel discussions will address critical topics such as, “How Many Laughing Emojis Are Too Many?” “Maybe Don’t Refer to ‘Overconsumption of Care’ in Your Public Statement” and, “How to Turn Your Mansion Into a Fortress Against the Unwashed Masses.”

[Omnipresent]

10. That's fine..

As long as they announce where and when it’s going to take place…

[TheProle]

11. Luxury? Maybe pretty-boy Luigi's parents can help

They have a nice spot.

[tenderfoot]

13. The luxury setting tells me that they're going to have fun rubbing our noses in it

eom

[Meowmee]

15. How much will that trip cost?

Apparently that is in the budget.

[erronis]

17. If you have to ask, even if you dare to ask, you ain't part of that group.

Get lost and get sick and get denied.

[mopinko]

16. pls label satire as such.

prominently. we need all the help we can get these days.

[SleeplessinSoCal]

18. There is way too much that's fake.

Poor Borowitz and The Onion. How can they cut through the din?

[mopinko]

19. times like these....

i dont need them to get any more interesting, even if it’s funny.

[GiqueCee]

25. Ummm...

... it was labeled as satire. It's well written satire when it takes you a minute to realize that it is satire.

[IronLionZion]

20. These hard working job creators have been finding so many efficiencies

they deserve a break. They can increase premiums, deductibles, and copays to pay for it. Make it a regular tradition.

[Evolve Dammit]

21. High security I'm sure. They are oligarchs already, and have been for decades. Track CEO salaries.

[KPN]

22. THIS IS SATIRE -- that should probably be stated

right up front in the OP — based on some of the responses here.

[Marcuse]

23. "Yes" to private sector Death Panels!

[malaise]

24. Too good

Rec

[doc03]

26. They need a confrance to figure that out.

[bucolic_frolic]

27. Really. Junket complete with limos and golf privileges.

[sop]

28. Remember when insurance companies told us we were "in good hands" and they were "on our side"?

[Lunabell]

29. Pretty much what would happen.

Eat the rich.

[Jit423]

31. If they want to know why the public hates them, have a huge supply of the Peter Goodman's book to hand out.

The answers to every question any CEO or member of the Oligarch class has about why they are hated can be found in "DAVOS MAN"

[electric_blue68]

33. "Snort" Heh very funny