FAILED: Trump's tariff announcement moved was forward to divert attention from Signal.

[3Hotdogs]

The tariff announcement was supposed to be on Tuesday.

Signal is blowing up in his face so what would a reality show director on the island do? Well put some new drama on the storyboard.

Problem is, the announcement that we are gonna pay more to buy cars for the next four years, didn't take the drunk frat boy, Secretary of Defense off the headlines.

[C_U_L8R]

1. All he's gonna do is crater the stock market even further

And ruin the entire automobile industry.

Plus everyone will still know that his team lied about illegally using Signal to transmit top secrets.

Had enough, Republicans? Or do you want another?

[durablend]

2. Or, in a word, SQUIRREL!