Greenland's response should be...

[RoeVWade]

Personally, I think they should string Trump along, Start with completely unreasonable demands and price, and keep it going for as long as possible. Never bring it down to anything even remotely reasonable.

Trump deserves to be played. Make a fool of him. Shouldn't be that hard.

This is the world we're in. Some Americans elected a dangerous buffoon

[surfered]

1. I recommend the following response...

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

[spanone]

6. I fart in your general direction....

...your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.

[MLAA]

2. Here's hoping no media covers neither vance's arrival, stay or departure.

[msongs]

3. cut a deal with canada for protection against attack or invasion nt

[surfered]

4. The Gulf of Mexico was only established in 1552

Greenland formed a union with Denmark in 1262.

[Sneederbunk]

5. I think Greenlanders know what lame duck means.