Canadians and Greenlanders don't want to Americans and have to:

[no_hypocrisy]

pay our taxes,

have their boundaries changed,

be drafted into our military and fight our wars,

give up their universal healthcare,

submit themselves to our laws,

give up their histories and cultures, and identities,

surrender their sovereignty to TSF, whom they didn’t into power

[Scrivener7]

1. Be subject to the whims of a fucking moron and his moron friends.