Can we offer JD and Usha to Greenland as a goodwill gesture?

[struggle4progress]

17 votes, 1 pass | Time left: Unlimited
	Yes. Just explain that we're downsizing over here
	0 (0%)
	No. It really looks cheap after we gave El Salvador hundreds of Venezuelans
	0 (0%)
	Yes. I'm worried Greenland might not have enough a-holes
	0 (0%)
	No. It's not nice to send toxic waste abroad
	11 (65%)
	Yes. That might help jumpstart the resistance there
	0 (0%)
	No. Let's put them on a rocket to Mars instead
	3 (18%)
	Yes. They will be greeted with candy and flowers
	0 (0%)
	No. Our international reputation is already on the skids
	1 (6%)
	Dunno. What do you think, Dumbo?
	0 (0%)
	Other
	2 (12%)
	1 DU member did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[C_U_L8R]

1. Maybe we could barter for a few seal skins?

[Wonder Why]

2. It would be considered an act of war to do so.

[lastlib]

5. I came here to say the same thing.

It would be like our early settlers giving smallpox-infected blankets to the Native Americans. I have no doubt Greenlanders would prefer the blankets over the Vances.

[jmbar2]

3. Offer them as food for the endangered Polar Bears

[VanceFan]

4. Why?

Why punish them?