Heeeeeeeere's... Hatemail!

[EarlG]

Well it's been a long time since the last DU Hate Mailbag, but since the bag is now overflowing with excreta it's time to empty it out and start all over again. Here are some of our favorites from the past... however many months it's been. Feel free to vote for yours in the poll at the bottom!

And of course, there is strong language ahead... you've been warned.

DOUCHEBAGS ARE A FEDERALLY-PROTECTED CLASS?

Subject: Inappropriate moderation

You suspended my account and I do not appreciate it. I broke no rules and did not say anything that was profane.

I suggest you put my post back up and reinstate my account if you do not want me to contact the LLC office directly and ask them to explain why you have censored the free speech of a member of a federally protected class.

THE DANGERS OF DRINKING GASOLINE

Subject: Why

Why in the hell was I revoked? Truth to much for you? The nude Cubs bear mascot shows what life has. The devil hates it. People should say Hi shirt or hi pants instead of the name of whoever. That is what people accept.

THIS ISN'T THE STREAMING VIDEO SERVICE YOU'RE LOOKING FOR

Subject: (no subject)

I am considering getting the Netflix account. I've been told you have the season 5B of Breaking Bad, supposedly starting today, the 29th as you have stated several times. I look under another account and see you don't have this.. Is this par for the course? Aren't you keeping your word ? I'm in a very large corporate atmosphere and several would enjoy this service, but not if you can't keep your end of the bast gain. What can you say to me about this? It makes me a little angry to have you mislead not just me , but many of us. I'll wait for your reply if you're good enough to respond.

JUST MAKE SURE YOU SPELL THE URL CORRECTLY

Subject: Lack of response

Since you have chosen to not respond, you have given reason to trash you on other sites.

Have a nice day..............

AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL DROPOUT WRITES

Subject: I know...

I hundreds of Democrate idiot's. The Democratic underground is one.

FUCK THAT

Subject: F bomb!?

I support your right to puke out your liberal jibrish, but could you please refrain from using the F word to title your stories. The proper question to ask is this: Does the Democratic underground know how crude they are?

WAIT... WHAT?

Subject: (no subject)

What a gaggle of gestapo GARBAGE!!!

Piss on your echo chamber of Constitution hating, freedom hating, communist bits of rancid tallow.

There isn't a single freedom loving, open minded, real human being in the entire staff of your dungheap underground.

You would have gladly assassinated Martin Luther King if you had the chance!

PRO TIP: IF YOU'RE SENDING HATE MAIL, YOU'RE ALLOWED TO USE THE WORD "COCK"

Subject: you

suck c-ck

THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON FOX NEWS

Subject: Rejection

Yes sinner oops skinner sounds like a racial name to me. I was rejected from your site of liberal assholes for not talking like this but expressing my opinions about a subject, which must had offended one of your little fairy skippers. I love guns, I love my country, and defending it, i believe in the death penalty, and i hunt animals when they become legal to hunt for food. I believe the Republicans have to go and if Rommeny could run again i would vote for him again. I also believe that MSNBC started this whole mess about race and i believe Our Fearless leader has no business meddling in the issue. Now you all i believe you think you all are so high and mighty that you can play GOD and oh i am afraid to say it so afraid that you you can BAN there i said it someone from your site that will soon fade into the sunset like many before that you want me to beg you for Fucking forgiveness well FUCK YOU DIP SHITS LOL

AH YES, AMENDMENT 28: THE RIGHT TO POST ON PRIVATELY-OWNED INTERNET DISCUSSION FORUMS SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

Subject: Censorship comes at a price...

Just thought I would let you know that when I finish up in DC I will soon be filing constitutional claims against you and your entire organization... It should make for some good reading material because right now Chief Justice John Roberts can't even defend himself... What do you think is going to happen when your readers see and read first hand what you did to me and how you violate your members constitutional rights???

The next time you decide to violate someone's constitutional rights, maybe you will think twice... Lawyer up! S~

[font size="3"]POLL: Who is your favorite hate mailer?[/font]

192 votes, 5 passes | Time left: Time expired
	The person who is going to contact the LLC office directly
	7 (4%)
	The person who thinks people should say hi shirt or hi pants
	28 (15%)
	The person who thinks we're Netflix
	13 (7%)
	The person who is going to trash us on other sites
	0 (0%)
	The person who know hundreds of Democrate idiot's
	10 (5%)
	The person who supports our right to puke out liberal jibrish
	5 (3%)
	The person who thinks we would have gladly assassinated Martin Luther King
	9 (5%)
	The person who can't write cock
	8 (4%)
	The person who thinks MSNBC started this whole mess about race
	13 (7%)
	The person who wants us to lawyer up
	99 (52%)
	5 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
Show usernames Disclaimer: This is an Internet poll

[Scootaloo]

1. I can't choose just one; they're ALL fuckin' adorable

[hobbit709]

2. A prime collection of TSTL fools.

[PeaceNikki]

3. cock, fuck shit dammit.

I hope all of these authors are reading.

[leftyohiolib]

24. you spelled the first word incorrectly it's spelled c-ck

[csziggy]

28. And here I thought it was spelled Koch!

[BainsBane]

87. That's K-ch to you!

[uppityperson]

93. Perfect!

[awoke_in_2003]

145. DUzy alert. nt

[Liberalynn]

91. spit take

[NuclearDem]

32. DUzy!

[leftyohiolib]

48. thanks

[Blanks]

106. No...

He was just choking on the word suck

Suck c_ck

[whopis01]

125. Maybe he just stutters when he types?

[sharp_stick]

4. Yipee I love the Hatemail bag

Thanks a lot.

[chrisa]

5. Woohoo!

The Wall of Stupid is back!

[MineralMan]

6. Well, I can only say that the "Lawyer Up!"

moron is my vote for the most moronic entry.

[chrisa]

11. "When I finish up in DC" - he's so important!

Has anyone informed the President of this!?

[MineralMan]

16. I think by "finish up,"

he means when he can safely leave the toilet he's sitting on in DC. That's my guess.

[fleabiscuit]

86. That f'ing Kruse does think he's all that... n/t

[tblue37]

129. But who can resist an opportunity to say, "Hi shirt or hi pants"?

I mean, WTF?

[L0oniX]

156. Maybe they should consult with Bob Boudelang first.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/bob/

[Gothmog]

7. A bunch of trolls from the conservative websites

I love the lawyer post

[SidDithers]

8. The hard part is figuring out which ones come from banned right-wing trolls...

and which ones come from far-far-left-fringe trolls.

Sid

[FSogol]

25. Two sides of the same coin?

[greatauntoftriplets]

30. Absolutely!

[NightWatcher]

9. EarlG for the win in the cock mail

[Capt. Obvious]

10. I like lamp

and cjeekdgg

[amb123]

12. And to think the Netflix one is the SANEST of these posts.

[uppityperson]

94. seriously

[Soylent Brice]

132. LMAO

[47of74]

168. God only knows what would've happened...

...if MacGyver wasn't available on NETFLIX.

[monmouth3]

13. One of the best threads I've read all day. How did DU and Netflix get confused? I'm confused..LOL.

[MADem]

56. I'd love to see the email that NETFLIX got about DU!!! nt

[sarge43]

66. Another DUzy. nt

[uppityperson]

95. omg, I am dying here, laughing

[nxylas]

73. I can think of several ways

I kind of sympathised with the Netflix guy, because I've almost sent emails to the wrong address in the past. Fortunately, I've spotted them in time, but I couldn't help thinking "there but for the grace of God go I".

[No Vested Interest]

85. How can you be sure you spotted them all in time?

You don't know what you don't know.
(None of us do.)

[nxylas]

150. I can't be sure

I don't ever remember finding that I've sent an email to the wrong address after I've hit send. But that doesn't mean it's never happened. Which kind of reinforces my point, really.

[monmouth3]

113. Good you have caught them. The Netflix e-mails must be a hoot...n/t

[notadmblnd]

111. He was probably in the Video and Multimedia forum

Sometimes it looks just like Netflix to me too.

[RockaFowler]

14. So glad this is back

Hopefully it can be an ongoing thing . . .

[JoePhilly]

15. Was the "hi pants" guy Gary Busey??

[Aldo Leopold]

35. Haha! Had the same thought!

It must be him!

[JoePhilly]

41. Which is odd because he could also be the Netflix guy too!

[Aldo Leopold]

65. Lol! You're right!

[llmart]

44. You beat me to it...

I was thinking the same thing.

[randome]

17. "...gaggle of gestapo GARBAGE..."

[hr][font color="blue"][center]Birds are territorial creatures.
The lyrics to the songbird's melodious trill go something like this:
"Stay out of my territory or I'll PECK YOUR GODDAMNED EYES OUT!"[/center][/font][hr]

[winter is coming]

72. It's alimentary alliteration.

I'm having fun trying to map these letters to some of the yahoos we banned when I was serving on MIRT recently. Believe me, there are many, many candidates. One might even say there were a gaggle of them, which tended to cause of gaggle of giggling and/or goggling in the MIRT forum.

[RiffRandell]

18. Cock one, for sure!

[AverageJoe90]

19. The person who thinks we would have gladly assassinated MLK, for sure!

I dunno, but from my experience, I'd be willing to wager that they're either one of those black supremacist crazies(believe it or not, more than a few of *those types*, like Mr. Farrakhan for example, seem to think that us liberals are actually MORE racist than conservatives, for one. Amongst many other things.), or a dickhead neo-conservative hypocrite(many of whom, from what I've observed, also believe that us liberals are somehow, magically, far more racist than cons.). I'm leaning quite a bit towards the latter, personally, since they're the far more common of the two, but it may perhaps be the former. Either that, or maybe just a troll looking for lulz.

Either way, all the others were funny, too. Thanks EarlG.

[wryter2000]

20. So hard to choose

You mean DU doesn't have Breaking Bad? What have I been watching?

[lovemydog]

21. I voted for the one who says Skinner

is a racial name. But I love them all. More hate mail, please.

[etherealtruth]

22. Bless the heart of the person seeking streaming video (netflix)

[FSogol]

23. LOL. Not understanding the 1st amendment seems to be a National epidemic.

Wonder if we could vaccinate the Freepers?

[Liberalynn]

98. There you go

Vaccinations because education doesn't seem to work on freepers.

[awoke_in_2003]

147. Then they would get autism

[Scuba]

26. Thanks EarlG. Sincerely, A Proud Spewer of Rancid Tallow.

[LuckyLib]

62. Yes -- "communist bits of rancid tallow" was by far the best!

LOL! These are priceless!

[Spirochete]

27. Any of these come with a translator?

I guess I gotta go with the MSNBC guy, with honorable mention to the "liberal jibrish" guy, just because of his spelling making me laugh so much.

[Prophet 451]

29. Was going to vote for Netflix

but the guy who thinks posting on a private board is covered ny the First won me over.

[etherealtruth]

39. I vacillated between the two, but came down on the side of poor slob wanting streaming video

[winter is coming]

74. If only we could have hooked him up with one of our streaming video spammers...

[DemocraticWing]

43. And to be fair

I can't find the last season of Breaking Bad anywhere on DU either.

[Prophet 451]

46. I know, where is it hidden? n/t

[jmowreader]

139. It was in Meta. Now you know why it's gone.

[Mr.Bill]

31. To quote George Carlin:

Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker Motherfucker and tits.

[mindwalker_i]

67. AND tits?!

Damn, that's rough.

[Mr.Bill]

69. His next line in that routine

was "And tits doesn't even belong on the list!"

[Le Taz Hot]

102. LOL!

That's my husband's favorite curse line when he gets extremely frustrated. Funny only because, unlike his foul-mouthed wife, he rarely curses which makes me roll with laughter.

[amuse bouche]

33. Funny stuff

but I do agree the censorship here is absurd

[NuclearDem]

34. Second one, just for the "what is this I don't even" value.

[Warren DeMontague]

36. "Hi, Pants!"

That's my kind of jibrish.

[Trajan]

37. WELCOME BACK, DU Hate Mailbag !

What a breath of fresh, rancid tallow air!

I had to go with the crowd on this ... I am awaiting grand jury indictment for violating a trolls constitutional rights! , ...

Delightful, Dave ... thanks ...

[Aldo Leopold]

38. The "Hi pants" dude, for sure.

Scary AND funny!

[lovemydog]

47. Hi shirt!

Hi pants!

roflmao

[JHB]

88. I have used 'Hey, howzithangin jockstrap?!?" on one occasion, and hydrocarbons were involved...

...although in that case it was ethanol. Lots and lots of ethanol, from Kentucky.

[MadrasT]

40. Love. They are all so good.

But the "Lawyer up" one got my vote. This bit is hilarious:

Just thought I would let you know that when I finish up in DC I will soon be filing constitutional claims against you and your entire organization

[herding cats]

42. #1 Mistook LLC to be an acronym for Lonely Losers Club.

#2 I hope they sought medical help, because whatever they ingested was eating their brain cells at a rate they couldn't afford to lose them.

#3 Proud user of Worst Search.

#4 Bless their heart! As if they weren't already a charter member of a DU hate site. Too precious!

#5 Seems to think we're one collective intelligence. Wouldn't it be fun to blow their mind with a discussion on panpsychism?!

#6 Fucking fuckwit.

#7 Wins the creative writing award for this bag of hatemail.

#8 Is obviously a 10-year old child.

#9 Really needs to work on their issues with rejection.

#10 Let's just hope they don't homeschool their children.

They were all so funny! I had to give each their due respect.

Thanks for sharing these with us!

[DemocraticWing]

45. Voted for Netflix Person for a very specific reason:

"I'll wait for your reply if you're good enough to respond."

I don't think that reply is coming any time soon...

[sarisataka]

49. Just because...

the person who needed reason to trash DU on other sites needed love.

Would they have not had reason to trash if they received a reply, like:

Subject: you

suck c-ck

[underpants]

50. "fairy skippers" LMAO

That cracked me up.

Everyone is commented in the c-ck letter but the intro also cracked me up "subject: you" short simple and you know nothing good is going to follow that.

[RKP5637]

126. LOL ... at first I thought it said "fairy slippers" and then I did a re-read. n/t

[Ratty]

51. The last one, always

Filing constitutional claims. Sooo funny. I also always get a laugh out of ones that say they're going to report you to the internet.

[progressoid]

52. It's a smorgasbord of stupid.

[MADem]

53. Hahahahaha!!! I was torn between COCK and JIBRISH (imagine saying that in any other context),

but JIBRISH won the day--the creative spelling pushed it over the edge!

This is frigging HILARIOUS...please bring this back more often!

[madokie]

54. fuck shit hell fire

one of the many reasons I fell in love with this place to begin with was the hate mailbag. I haven't the time to read this through right now but will give it a good going over once I get back home from the errands I must go on.

[zeemike]

55. Frankly I think the quality of hate mail has gone down over the years.

I voted for the one who said we would have assented MLK because it was closest to the crazy hate mail we used to have here on DU.

Get with it Admin...you can pull in the crazies better than that batch.

[kairos12]

57. These are better than the Onion.

[Kali]

58. !!!

no way to choose!

[Arkana]

59. I'm a fan of the yodel who thinks we're Netflix.

I would have written back "Come back! We have 3 seasons of Archer in HD!"

[Cha]

134. LOL! I bet EarlG was LHAO!

[beerandjesus]

60. Two things brought me to DU

1. The Top 10 Conservative Idiots

2. The Hate Mailbag


Been enjoying those since long before I ever actually signed up. Now I'm hooked anyway, but it's always good to see them come back!

[dembotoz]

63. /\/\/\/\ yes/\/\/\/\

[NRaleighLiberal]

61. ...will you be carrying Boardwalk Empire as well?

thanks...I needed this today!

[Denzil_DC]

64. A close field, but

Martin Luther King guy (?) edges it for me on use of alliteration in the first line, general style, and dismount.

[ismnotwasm]

68. What about the F bomb dude(ette)?

Oh wait I see

Actually I like the lawyer up dude best. I'm assuming he'll need to get in line

[rrneck]

70. I was first attracted to DU around 2003 or so

because of the hate mailbag and conservative idiots.

Post all you want, I'll read more.

[BainsBane]

71. I was going to go for hi pants

but I got such a laugh out of self-censoring cock in hate mail, I had to pick that one. You could say it picked me.

Brilliant headlines by EarlG. Definitely deserves a DUzy!

[winter is coming]

76. It picked you? Are you sure it didn't p-ick you? n/t

[BainsBane]

77. Are you calling me a Monica?!

Another DUzy for winter is coming.

[winter is coming]

81. Not sure I would have seen this if I'd added "monica" to my trash keywords when I added "lewinsky".

I'm still thinking about "monica". I'm not interested in the five gazillion threads about Monica that are likely to crop up, but I'd be crushed if I missed out on the latest harmonica news.

[Rider3]

75. Thanks for the laughs!

I really needed that today.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

78. I didn't know what life has, until

Hi pants!

The devil hates that.

[Squinch]

99. That was so beautiful it brought tears to my eyes.

Hi pants. The devil hates that.

This needs to become a thing.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

120. me too...

Oh, wait...I was chopping onions at the time.....

Totally a thing, though! Totally.

[The Magistrate]

79. The 'Lawyer Up' Fella Sounds Vaguely Familiar, Sir....

I am sure you will recall....

[lpbk2713]

80. They couldn't exist without hate and ignorance to keep them going.

To confirm just tune in to Faux or OxyRush for just ten minutes.

[Bluenorthwest]

82. It's all pretty amusing, Netflix Complainer is hard to beat...

nt

[Hekate]

83. So glad to see the Hate Mailbag again; kudos to EarG for the LOL titles!

Oh yes, I voted for Mr. Lawyer Up. Think twice, indeed.

[11 Bravo]

84. WOW! I had the MSNBC schmuck in a romp, but the lawyer up clown ...

blew by him in the stretch to win it going away.

[ColesCountyDem]

104. My thinking, as well.

[cer7711]

89. Heh-heh!

I LOVE DU hate-mail. ROFL!!!

[DFW]

90. Does anyone have the zip code of the "LLC Office?"

I've been meaning to write them for months now, just haven't gotten around to it....

[warrprayer]

92. I love the hate mailbag! n/t

[rurallib]

96. The "office of the LLC" was just such an absurd sounding name

it got a big chuckle out of me right off.
Now I admit threatening constitutional mayhem and all is funny, but 'office of the LLC' is just so absurd.

I do note that spelling seems to be improving however logic and expression are still stuck at 2 years old.

[Le Taz Hot]

97. It was a tough choice.

I voted for the one that said, "Yes sinner oops skinner sounds like a racial name to me." I don't have a clue as to what that even means. 'Course the rest of the diatribe was equally word saladish.

[uppityperson]

100. Thank you EarlG, choking am laughing so hard.

[Squinch]

101. Are you holding up bast gains again???? Dammit, we talked about that.

You bast gain holding bastard.

I love the mailbag.

[Warpy]

103. This seems like a slightly better class of moron

in that many of them can spell if they're not mortally offended by the word they've got to spell.

They're still clueless and I vote for the one who thinks the First Amendment preserves the right to bully everybody into listening to his free speech. I wish I could say it was a rare sort of idiot but these days they're all too common.

Let's hope he finds a greedy lawyer who takes the case.

[yardwork]

105. I gotta go with the one who thinks that Rommeny can't run again

He'd vote for him if he could, though, if he can find him on the ballot. Also for "fairy skippers," which is new to me.

And I want to know which episode of MSNBC started this racist mess. I can't find it on DU.

[OilemFirchen]

107. "Piss on your echo chamber of Constitution hating, freedom hating,

communist bits of rancid tallow."

Hang on... Where's this guy from? How the hell else do you marinate rancid tallow?

He probably cooks the shit straight from the can. How déclassé.

[NastyRiffraff]

108. Tough choices

All are so...so....I dunno...Oh hell, idiotic, drooling, knuckle-walking (with apologies to apes, chimps, etc) morons.

I voted for the LLC person (what the hell is the LLC office?) but any and all of these are "winners."

[Spitfire of ATJ]

109. These idiots who claim their 1st Amendment rights are being violated crack me up....

They would be the first to kick us off of any board they ran.

[Skittles]

110. EarlG, you are a treasure

hatemail does more to invigorate me than does exercise


"..... i hunt animals when they become legal to hunt for food."

[Springslips]

112. I voted the Netflix guy.

Because one DU is not Netflix

And two, Breaking Bad is real easy to find on Netflix. If you somehow miss it on several lists then use the search.

[tofuandbeer]

114. I love reading these! But afterward, I feel like I've got to take a shower...blech!

[Cha]

135. It's EarlG's commentary that take the filth away for me, tofuandbeer..

[tofuandbeer]

138. Yes! I love those!

[ut oh]

115. This guy...

Why in the hell was I revoked? Truth to much for you? The nude Cubs bear mascot shows what life has. The devil hates it. People should say Hi shirt or hi pants instead of the name of whoever. That is what people accept.

and Gary Busey (sp?) should hang out. They both seem to like to greet their pants.

[joeybee12]

116. Do I vote for the stupid and insane, or for the stupid and profane?

Decisions, decisions.

[troublesome_mind]

117. Would love to see more of this!

What a helluva way to start the day!

[ScreamingMeemie]

119. Ask, and ye shall receive. A blast from DU's past:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/mail/p/hatemail_14.html


My favorite hate mail ever is the "I got called immature by someone named 'underpants'" or something to that effect.

[lovemydog]

142. Oh my, roflmao

thanks for sharing this. I love this stuff. Any more out there, anyone please post a link.

[Rob H.]

118. At last, the mystery of Romney's defeat is solved!

Too many knuckledraggers cast a write-in vote for Rommeny instead. Those votes might have been counted had they not been written in jibrish.

[Initech]

121. Lawyer up, yo!

[VA_Jill]

122. This is your brain on Fox News

Because it doesn't make any sense at all. Although the guy objecting to the word "Fuck" (there, I said it!) who can't spell "gibberish" was a close second.

[Ohio Joe]

123. Sheesh... Are you guys violating peoples constitutional rights again?

You've been deporting people who are citizens again, haven't you... How many times do we have to have this discussion... Go to your rooms and no dinner for any of you.

[Tribalceltic]

124. OMG

Lighting a few candles for the sanity of EarlG

[RKP5637]

127. Some of these are almost a storyline for a SNL skit!

[edbermac]

128. Meh, pretty tame. But here's a link to some golden oldies.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/mail/index.html

[lovemydog]

144. Wow - thanks a million!

My evening is complete!

[edbermac]

148. Yeah and DU RESPONDS was a lot better too

We need a better class of trolls; they're just to lame to insult these days.

The Smell Test
From: [e-mail]
To: <[e-mail]>
Sent: Saturday, July 10, 2004 11:38 PM
Subject: (no subject)

You A$$holes stink

DU RESPONDS: Then get your nose out of our undershorts.
-------------------------
A Laugh A Minute
From: To Be Announced
To: [e-mail]
Sent: Saturday, July 26, 2003 4:57 PM
Subject: bwahahahahahahaaha

Free speech?????????

Diversity?????????

har de har har no ideas, no balls, nothing to run on........

W will crush you in 04, get ready for the gulags!!!!!

Yes we stole the election, we are coming for you daughters next!!!!!!!!

DU RESPONDS: I'll let my daughter know you're on the way - I'm sure she'll be thoroughly impressed by your sloping forehead and tiny penis.
---------------------------------
Mulder And Scully And Bonzer
From: John & Chris <[e-mail]>
To: [e-mail]
Date: 4/14/2005 3:27 AM
Subject: No scull & bonzer.

Hi So why did you stop me from posting? No scull & bonzer. I would really like to know!! Are the You what you appear to be? {low life} ? founders of this board scared of someone who want to Impeach bush? YOU MAKE ME SICK TO MY STOMACH BANNING SOMEONE FOR A LITTLE TRUTH!! You should move to China{no free speech} there!!

DU RESPONDS: Sir, put your hands up and slowly step away from the paint thinner.
------------------------------------------------
The Perils Of Watching Too Much Television
From: [e-mail]
Date: Fri, 23 Nov 2001 12:44:44 -0600
To: [e-mail]
Subject: Democratic Underground

Your inablity to form an opinion that includes facts. You seem to believe that anyone who would dair to have a position that is not politically correct is an extreamist. Why not put the fachist in Berkley, Ca, that destroy news papers that publish facts that they don't like.

DU RESPONDS: You know, I've always found that reading books is an excellent way to improve one's spelling and grammar. You should try it sometime. If you can figure out which way up to hold them.

[babylonsister]

130. So many laughs!!! Thanks for this! nt

[Soylent Brice]

131. COCK

Yup.

Damn I love the hatemail.

[Cha]

133. It's so hard to choose just one! They're all so Funny.. especially with your Commentary, EarlG! Ha!

JUST MAKE SURE YOU SPELL THE URL CORRECTLY

Subject: Lack of response

Since you have chosen to not respond, you have given reason to trash you on other sites.

Have a nice day..............

[niyad]

136. how many times did KO have to explain to cretins that "right to free speech" refers to

GOVERNMENT interfering with your speech, NOT anyone else?

[rucky]

137. I've been on this website for 10 years

and you're just now telling me this isn't Netflix?

[winter is coming]

143. Netflix? More like booger flicks.

[Agschmid]

140. Thanks for the surprise!

[Rex]

141. Wow, hard to pick just one.

Wait...What is a strange mix of quasi-babble even for your average RWinger. Amendment 28 is very important to remember, even if some moran figures out how to use a phone and directly contacts the LLC office...probably just a racist Foxnews fan on too much Oxycontin. "I hundreds of Democrate idiot's" deserves special mention for the legion of failure needed. It stands out as a tribute to all the semi-literate Foxnews viewers that think the POTUS is a Commie Fascists Muslim Atheist and hates Jesus.


Mailbag 300 Legion of Failure award goes to - "I hundreds of Democrate idiot's!"

[valerief]

146. Everyone knows you don't say hi to pants. You say hi to slacks. Or trousers.

BTW, anyone know where I can find a nude pic of the Cubs bear mascot? He's wearing a shirt and hat in all the pics I find.

[Schema Thing]

149. Maybe C-ck is too sacred to spell out?

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

151. I had to go with the one about MLK ...

... only because I think alliteration always trumps logic.

Gaggle of Gestapo Garbage - cheap poetic tricks rock!!!11!

[4_TN_TITANS]

152. Isn't an LLC a limited liability corporation?

WTF would they care about the right to post on a blog! Another Republican Small (minded) Business owner.

[davidpdx]

153. I like the first and last one

But I'll go with the last one since obviously that's the one that's going to win. It's too bad polls are limited to 10. Next time you might have to do three separate ones with a run off final like on the picture threads. Yes, we want more hate mail!

[ctsnowman]

154. I love these updates.

Thanks.

[LeftinOH]

155. "Little Fairy Skippers" ...I like that, actually. n/t

[berni_mccoy]

157. LM*fucking*AO

[liberalhistorian]

158. Well, now I demand a

"Hello shirt and pants, I'm a Democrate Idiot!" t-shirt or bumper sticker. And if I don't get it, I'm gonna complain to the LLC!

[uppityperson]

160. Spam on the Hatemail thread? Too funny. Wondering if they will send EarlG hatemail now?

[Maraya1969]

161. Oh noes. Constitutional claims are commin against us

[Amaril]

162. It was hard to choose..........

.........between "Hi, Shirt! Hi, Pants!" and "Lawyer up!". I struggled for a LOOOOOOONG time. Both were equally deserving of my vote, but for different reasons.

So, finally, being the good Democrate that I am, I came out in support of the underdog.

[Arugula Latte]

163. If there is ever another DU name amnesty I'm going with "Fairy Skipper" next time.

[Bluzmann57]

164. Difficult choices

I kinda like the "constitutionally protected" clowns myself. But I do have a question for the jackasses, er, people who wrote such tripe. Are my constitutional rights protected if I post in some cesspool masquerading as a rw website? One more thing, I have the freedom to say Fuck you to any and all rwers. Yep, I'm crude.

[msanthrope]

165. Can I be DU's lawyer when Orly Taitz takes on the "Lawyer Up" guy and files suit? nt

[Endgames]

166. Hilarious

I love these hatemail threads

[pablo_marmol]

167. Can't thank you enough, EarlG

Desperately needed a laugh today!