Are you a troll?

[jberryhill]

This discussion thread was locked as off-topic by seabeyond (a host of the General Discussion forum).

Straight up. Make us tremble at your numerical strength.

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	3 (30%)
	No
	2 (20%)
	I see what you did there
	5 (50%)
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[progress2k12nbynd]

1. I think the obsession with trolls is kinda sad...

They'd go away if we ignored them. They're here specifically BECAUSE it gets under the skin of so many DU'ers.

I don't even think most of them are trying to make a point, or "change minds." I think they just like to drive the gullible batshit crazy.

[grasswire]

3. welcome to DU

[lunatica]

27. You're just naturally funny aren't you

LOL!

[Initech]

2. This thread sucks.

[jberryhill]

7. Ah, but vote you did not

Perhaps reason there is.

[bluedigger]

4. In RL? Or here on DU?

I'm so confused.

[jberryhill]

6. Yeah... Uhm, you might want to see someone about that

If you aren't sure, it could be a good idea to talk it over with a trained professional.

Or the MIRT squad, as the case may be.

[bluedigger]

9. So talk it over with a trained professional... what, exactly?

I'm just asking for a... friend.

[jberryhill]

11. Get an iPhone. Talk to Siri all day

Like that crazy agoraphobic cat lady in the commercial.

[Initech]

18. Even Siri hates trolls.

[Arctic Dave]

5. Robb is still a dingbat!!!!

Woohoo!!!

[RZM]

8. If the following thread doesn't get a kick from this, I'll be unhappy

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1240&pid=63634

[Poll_Blind]

10. I have this friend, she's a gynecologist in Hollywood and she scored this for me from the lab...

...where she works. It's a Madonna pap smear. I know it's kinda cloudy but it's a Madonna pap smear.

It's got Ciccone on the top. That's like you know, like a medical label. Ciccone. Check it out, I know it's kinda disgusting but it's like...It's sort of...like getting down to the real...Madonna.



PB

[Kurovski]

14. Hey is that that thing where some chick got shot right in the ponytail?

I'm recalling some date at the Biograph in Chicago decades ago. I'm tripping out to the max...

[Marr]

12. I'm an orc.

[Kurovski]

13. If someone ate a troll and shit it out, I don't suppose that counts as "yes'?

[jberryhill]

15. I'm thinking people are nervously eyeing that "no" button

[Kurovski]

16. This is funny.

You picked the best and possibly only day to do it.

DUzy.

[jberryhill]

17. Yeah well, one of the buttons connects directly to MiRT

[Kurovski]

19. I thought that was the program that records and tracks all my porn bookmarks.

[U4ikLefty]

20. Let me ask Raplh Nader.

[Edweird]

21. What is your definition of 'troll'?

It is misused here most of the time.

[2on2u]

22. Trolls have been known to post threads that question one's

trolliness.... sort of like, "Hey, look over there!!"

[Fumesucker]

23. I'm a LoZoccolo sock puppet..

Draw your own conclusions..

[Fla_Democrat]

24. Darkspear 4 Life

[HappyMe]

25. I'm not a troll.

I'm an elf!

[greytdemocrat]

26. I'm Polish. n/t

[YellowRubberDuckie]

28. You got me...

I'm Lucinda the troll from Azeroth. I hooked up with Walowitz under a bridge and broke him up with his girl friend.

(You're only going to get this if you watch Big Bang Theory)

[pinboy3niner]

29. Howaaaahd!

[Thor_MN]

30. If I have a downrigger on my boat and fish at slow speed

does that make me a troll, or just a troller?

[seabeyond]

31. this OP belongs in lounge or meta. it does not meet GD SoP. nt