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Whether you like your hatemail ignorant, illiterate, or just plain incoherent, there's something in today's mailbag to get you over the hump. Vote for your favorite at the bottom!
(The usual disclaimer: Strong language ahead. You've been warned.)
Subject: P.S.A.
To the Progressively stupid who call yourselves "HRC Super Volunteers" have
gotta be the dumbest fucks on the planet. Supporting that fat-ass useless
liberal hood ornament Hillary is definitely a sign that your cranium is
void of material. It's amazing you can breath on your own. And what moron
pays money to listen to that stupid bitch droolin on herself. The money
would be better spent putting all of you out of your misery like a sick
dog. But what's truly sad is your all totally unaware of just how
mind-numbingly dumb you all are. We should send you all to Mars. Seventy
percent of our problems would be solved the moment your gone.
But whats really funny is how you make up problems because you can't solve
the real ones. And while your lying your ass off on a regular basis,
everybody listening knows your lying wondering why your still doing it.
Talk about BIZZARO WORLD.
Subject: demo underground
Liberals are pieces of shit, that support abortion, gay rights, and open
borders,
Now, I am not a right wing nut, nor even believe in the 2 party fucked up
system.
But your website is un American SHIT.
Subject: Info
Please remove info from your site. Thank you.
Subject: No subject
I can't believe my posting privileges have been revoked ...?
WHY...? what could I have done besides tell the truth and be
against Hillary IS THIS THE KIND OF ATTENTION YOU WANT...??? TO
SUMMARILY DISMISS PEOPLE WHO TELL THE TRUTH AND AND HAVE A OPINION
THAT DOES NOT AGREE WITH HILLARY SUPPORTERS...? WTF..? I HAVE SEEN
MANY.MANY POSTERS THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN REVOKED ATTACKING MY POINT
OF VIEW, IS THIS THE REPUTATION YOU WANT THIS IS WORST THAN FOX
NEWS OR LIMBAUGH...I HAVE DONE NOTHING WRONG AT ALL..AT ALL.PLEASE
EXPLAIN WHAT MAKES MY POSTS SO BAD MANY OTHER ALSO ATTACK HILLARY
FOR HER CONNECTIONS TO CORRUPTION...(BANKSTERS) I HAVE NOT IMPUNED
OR DISRESPECTED ANYONE BUT YOU HAVE DECIDED I AM A THREAT TO
HILLARY I GUESS IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT. BECAUSE I GUESS I WILL NEED
TO START A ANTI DU INFORMATION CENTER I WILL LET PEOPLE KNOW WHAT
GOES ON HERE BELIEVE ME I CAN USE OTHER IP'S AND OTHER PC'S I WILL
LET PEOPLE KNOW TRUST ME...!
Subject: help me
I don't know if this is reaching msnbc but if it is I am here to let you know that there is a campaign going on for the public and supporters of police everywhere to boycott every sponsor that advertises on msnbc until AL SHARPTON is no longer on the air for the comments he made about police officers during his racest protest
Subject: No subject
Hey skinner you sent my pal a small plane and it crashed your going to
prison you scumbag two faced motherfuc ker
Subject: help me
Please remove your valentine days hearts thing from your forums. 40 percent of americans and 40 percent of Duers don't celebrate that contrived stupid idiotic 'holiday' It is offensive to me and others. Please stop that heart thing now.Or i will ask the ACLU to sue you for emotional distress
ENOUGH is ENOUGH. We get offended at it.
Subject: Warned!
Warned!
Recently,out of office Democrates warned Technologist and 1978 Dallas and Fort
worth campaign director Bill Clements for governor Donald Bell that President
Obama had authorized Justice Department operatives and colluding electricity
companies operatives to affectuate a murderous hit on him. Believed causation?
To prevent the public from accessing free electricity as provided by RESSE and
BTLE technologies. Both technologies designed and given homage by Donald Bell.
Now America and the world know of President Obama's murderous, unconscionable
and unacceptable behavior.
Subject: WillTwain
Hi Cowards,
You all know that I am not a troll, a Republican and I do not have an alternative account.
You are a bunch of scared little men/women, afraid a witch will get you. The Salem witch hunts were similar to the phony charges you fabricated to silence me. Like the witch hunts, if I sink I am not a witch, If I swim then I am a witch. You are tools for the neo-liberals and probably do not even understand ( I would like to think you do not get it and are merely simpletons).
Regarding the alternative account, my roommate has an account. Your sophisticated software is a sham. Look, I have no problem teaching you things and do not need somebody speaking for me. You are cowards. I had too much truth in my posts. As operatives for the president and future president, you have career motives.
You are clowns with frat-boy maturity.
I did thoroughly enjoy toying with you mental midgets - like a cat slapping a mouse around until I got bored and decided to put you away.
You do not know a progressive from Obama. Keep fighting for the rich suckers.
i write this with a satisfied grin.
Willtwain
Subject: Hello
I am very confused on why I was banned. Please explain it to me.
I log in and get the message that my posting privileges have been revoked.
Skinner, what is going on in your head? Who do you really answer to?
PrefersaPension
[font size="3"]POLL: Who is your favorite hate mailer?[/font]
77 votes, 1 pass | Time left: Time expired | |
The person who wants to send us to Mars | |
7 (9%) |
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The person who's not saying he's a right wing nut, but he's a right wing nut | |
3 (4%) |
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The person who wants us to remove info from our site | |
2 (3%) |
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The person who is going to start an anti-DU information center | |
1 (1%) |
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The person who is hoping in vain that their email will reach MSNBC | |
2 (3%) |
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The person who thinks we sent his pal a small plane that crashed and now we're going to prison | |
19 (25%) |
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The person who is going to ask the ACLU to sue us for emotional distress | |
3 (4%) |
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The person who warned us about President Obama's murderous, unconscionable and unacceptable behavior | |
3 (4%) |
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WillTwain | |
0 (0%) |
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WillTwain, pretending to be his own roommate but writing from the same email address | |
37 (48%) |
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1 DU member did not wish to select any of the options provided. | |
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FSogol
(46,728 posts)muriel_volestrangler
(102,693 posts)Hah! That'll show us mental midgets. WillTwain triumphs once more ...
Number23
(24,544 posts)support group for his many fans here??
Cha
(305,861 posts)Yeah, many of his "100 of recs" guys no doubt miss the ol "ratfucker".
JI7
(90,895 posts)eppur_se_muova
(37,666 posts)Next, they'll be misspelling commas.
ETA: Some people get out of bed in the morning by digging downward through the mattress. Isn't it obvious ?
BrotherIvan
(9,126 posts)I love it when people lecture with the worst possible spelling and grammar. It just...works.
JustABozoOnThisBus
(23,825 posts)But, I don't know how it's spelled in Bizarro World.
SwankyXomb
(2,030 posts)JustAnotherGen
(33,833 posts)lovemydog
(11,833 posts)This hatemail cracks me up. I hope we see more of it.
lovemydog
(11,833 posts)Hysterical and funny. Hysterically funny.
shenmue
(38,538 posts)And it's not even my birthday yet!
lovemydog
(11,833 posts)of idiocy wrapped in sincere hatred at all the wrong things. Gift-wrapped.
shenmue
(38,538 posts)Scurrilous
(38,687 posts)...100's of recs!
DisgustipatedinCA
(12,530 posts)awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)I got better.
Quasimodem
(441 posts)He turned the 1978 representative for Georgia's 6th congressional district into a Newt, and he never got better.
Historic NY
(38,047 posts)CaliforniaPeggy
(152,472 posts)Each one is hilarious!
Thank you for the much-needed laugh!
underpants
(187,380 posts)Or at least a pony.
Cheviteau
(383 posts)I thought everyone got a plane. I got one. It doesn't have a fuselage or wings or engine. But it's air-worthy...gets me where I want to go. I'm sending Skinner a valentine next March or July...or whenever.
pipi_k
(21,020 posts)but I think my favorite is the guy who wants to send us all to Mars.
WTF. I could use a vacation right about now after the winter we had in the Northeast.
As long as he's paying our fares...
TexasProgresive
(12,333 posts)progressoid
(50,787 posts)All of them!
countryjake
(8,554 posts)For me, it's a toss-up between the "remove info" and Skinner's "small plane"...both of those made it necessary to clean my monitor.
ALRIGHTY THEN....bwahahahahahahaha!
Thanks for the chuckles, EarlG!
Cha
(305,861 posts)are hilarious!
countryjake
(8,554 posts)I'm so glad to see it again!
Initech
(102,512 posts)MerryBlooms
(11,903 posts)Ilsa
(62,283 posts)for the last few days.
Oh wait, ...
cyberswede
(26,117 posts)Dont call me Shirley
(10,998 posts)Fantastic Anarchist
(7,309 posts)Dont call me Shirley
(10,998 posts)Jamaal510
(10,893 posts)was founded by Socratese.
Dont call me Shirley
(10,998 posts)kickysnana
(3,908 posts)myrna minx
(22,772 posts)11 Bravo
(24,075 posts)but (unintentionally) funny as Hell.
Hekate
(95,297 posts)OMG what a fine collection of wing nuttery.
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)truebluegreen
(9,033 posts)TBF
(34,754 posts)I put the small plane guy in 2nd place.
MyOwnPeace
(17,280 posts)I voted for the ACLU guy, because I'm thinking the ACLU will wonder where this space cadet came from - the same guy that has probably been picketing outside their office for the past 2 years for other, more "serious" grievances!
CTyankee
(65,282 posts)I voted for that one too. The rant about the valentine hearts made me laugh out loud. Theatre of the absurd...
MADem
(135,425 posts)....but it does. I love the self-important pomposity!!!
spanone
(137,662 posts)treestar
(82,383 posts)gets points for misspelling "impugn" due to the fact that he even tried to use the word "impugn."
47of74
(18,470 posts)HassleCat
(6,409 posts)I'm not a right wing nut, but you're all a bunch of liberal scum. When you ban me, it will not be because I called you a hateful name, but because you can't face the truth that you're all liberal scum. Remember, I'm not a right wing nut. Oh, almost forgot...BENGHAZI!
Leith
(7,856 posts)Can you still be the admin while "your" in prison?
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Paka
(2,760 posts)But I voted for the one who wanted all info removed. After all, everyone knows you can't trust facts!
mountain grammy
(27,379 posts)rurallib
(63,293 posts)GP6971
(33,410 posts)A new product line or something?
boston bean
(36,529 posts)mountain grammy
(27,379 posts)hifiguy
(33,688 posts)their difficulties with punctuation, spelling, and the other nuts and bolts of written English, calls to mind their founding father - Ladeeez an gennulmen, the original paranoid ranter, Francis E. Dec, Esquire!!!
"Worldwide open secret. Solely Mr. Dec heralds the true god in the entire history of the universe. Not even in the Truth, oy vey, Pravda, is Mr. Francis E. Dec Esquire's eight-page detailed letter exposing the worldwide deadly Communist Gangster Computer God and the worst deadliest enemy of the entire human race and the entire universe and the entire history of the entire universe namely the Communist Atheist Conspiracy with all of the Deadly Gangster unbelievable sophisticated Frankenstein Controls, the Catholic Church. These facts, like the below facts, cannot be found in the Communist Gangster Computer God concocted and manipulated so-called history and news media.
Communist Gangster Computer God, unbelievably staged like Hollywood scum-on-top Tsarina alias Great Dictator Franklin D. Roosevelt, the polio paralyzed legless drug addict idiotic suicidal Tsarina fag who had his unbeatable rival Will Rogers exterminated in an exploding ball of flame by a planted bomb here in safe USA airfield shortly after take-off at the end of Will Rogers' unprecedented renowned arduous 'round-the-world good-will flying trip with Wiley Post in his beautiful electronically sophisticated luxurious ultra-modern Winnie Mae airplane. Not only all stairways had inclines added for Tsarina Roosevelt's computerized wheelchair, but a football field sized glass house type building was built in sight of the White House for his medicinal piped-in pure warmed seawater into his gigantic suicide-proof two feet deep swimming pool where he waded naked with his nurses and had sodomy affairs. Ones very near to him have written popular books about his sodomy oy vey love affairs. Already in his third term he was a helpless and useless stretcher case incapable of even appearing at his fourth term convention."
more at the Kooks Museum: http://home.pacifier.com/~dkossy/dec.html
kentauros
(29,414 posts)almost thirty ! years ago. Can't believe it's been that long since I bought that book and learned about Frances E. Dec, Esq.
Also, reading his rants with a straight face from beginning to end is difficult but not impossible. I managed to do that with a short one on the air back in the early 90s, and in the second link below, someone else did more of his rants on air.
SubGenius Wiki - Frances E. Dec, Esq.
The Rants of Francis E. Dec, Esq. (audio recordings on Internet Archive)
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)There's a big article on paranoid ranters, Dec being one of the main featurees, in Donna Kossy's book Kooks.
Which is amazingly still available! http://www.amazon.com/Kooks-Guide-Outer-Limits-Belief/dp/0922915679
kentauros
(29,414 posts)and recommend it as well. Although I loved the "Enigmas" section the most. Lots of lost and/or forgotten geniuses there... such as Paul Laffoley.
icymist
(15,888 posts)hibbing
(10,402 posts)I can't imagine some of the others that come in.
Peace
uppityperson
(115,880 posts)Autumn
(46,667 posts)That was just rude. It took us a whole week of selling those damn valentines hearts, and he re gifted it.
CTyankee
(65,282 posts)Half-Century Man
(5,279 posts)Assuming Skinner sent a small plane which crashed somewhere.
Was there some small funeral for a small pilot; a short stay in a small town hospital; a small miracle and he/she walked away; or am I just missing some small detail?
strategery blunder
(4,225 posts)...The plane was Skinner's? Who knew?
surrealAmerican
(11,506 posts)Do we all get small plains now? I'll be waiting for mine. Maybe I should email MSNBC about it.
left-of-center2012
(34,195 posts)Sign me up.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)[hr][font color="blue"][center]All things in moderation, including moderation.[/center][/font][hr]
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)How 'bout some ether??
Orsino
(37,428 posts)Duppers
(28,260 posts)Assuming that not all of these are sock puppets, because I know such idiots do exist.
Quasimodem
(441 posts)WillTrain's roommate went to Harvard last year and was asked to pass the 1964 Louisiana literacy test for black voters, and failed.
http://tinyurl.com/q6sjcdz
Some years ago someone posted a link to the test. I too failed, of course.
L0oniX
(31,493 posts)http://www.democraticunderground.com/bob/index.html
Even these guys over on Discussionist piped in with an opinion on WillTwain's methodology...
Hey Will --->
Forgot all about that!! Classic and now I'll have to go back and reread them! I'll be laughing the next few days!!
Thanks for posting!!
Sheepshank
(12,504 posts)"lood preposition", it's a spoof...right?
Yep its a spoof ...but I think a lot of the fodder content came from DU hate mail.
mindwalker_i
(4,407 posts)Aw man, he went ALL CAPS on your ass!
Enthusiast
(50,983 posts)hifiguy
(33,688 posts)did you know the Martians are coming next Saturday? They told me themselves. Honest!"
Sissyk
(12,665 posts)Please post these more often!
n2doc
(47,953 posts)byronius
(7,644 posts)petronius
(26,669 posts)That last sentence conjures up a hilarious image of the sort of person who thinks that's a scathing capstone to their goofy-ass rant...
Jamaal510
(10,893 posts)that they eventually end up as the butt of our ridicule with this hate mail? They think they're hurting Skinner's or Earl's feelings, but neither of them could probably care less and are probably too busy with other things to really dwell into some bozo's comments.
JimDandy
(7,318 posts)A little too much weed and a whole lot of RW education me thinks...
Agschmid
(28,749 posts)riqster
(13,986 posts)Or maybe he studied under Sophocles...
JohnnyRingo
(19,428 posts)I mean he actually sat down and did the math: "70% of our problems would be gone...".
Not 63% or 78%, but exactly 70%. I have to appreciate such exhaustive research behind a cranky email.
Suji to Seoul
(2,035 posts)After reading their turds of wisdom.
beerandjesus
(1,301 posts)Obviously, the ILLUMINATI!
wryter2000
(47,602 posts)So hard to choose.
stevenleser
(32,886 posts)The below absolutely sounds like something that would be on a Lee Mercer Jr. website.
_____________________________________________________
THE MORE YOU KNOW...
Subject: Warned!
Warned!
Recently,out of office Democrates warned Technologist and 1978 Dallas and Fort
worth campaign director Bill Clements for governor Donald Bell that President
Obama had authorized Justice Department operatives and colluding electricity
companies operatives to affectuate a murderous hit on him. Believed causation?
To prevent the public from accessing free electricity as provided by RESSE and
BTLE technologies. Both technologies designed and given homage by Donald Bell.
Now America and the world know of President Obama's murderous, unconscionable
and unacceptable behavior.
The below is from his 2008 campaign website. Tell me there isn't something similar about these two excerpted pieces.
The continuation of my biography background experience, graduate education and political experience is being held because of a Lack of authorities debriefing funds and interest for their liability to me.
I am in a stalled police debriefing with the Houston Police Department waiting for me to sue to complete my debriefing for my background biography with them in the United States Army Military Intelligence Academy Camp Bullis San Antonio, Texas The University of Texas ROTC to West Point Military Academy U.S. Navy doctorate degree in Police Science.
As a part of my continuing eduaction, I am making my presidential campaign part of my ROTC Intelligence Academics to record the learnings, doings, and examples of the United States Government as a government consultant, community developer, and financial planner appointed by the United States Federal Congress to record my biography in the United States Government Presidential Election for 2008 from Electronic Surveillance to develop records on the United States Government Presidential Campaign because I am on an academic intelligence hotwire that can not be unhooked by anyone.
I have a doctor degree Phd. as a doctor of laws, medicine ( not practitioner of medicine, i.e. physicians, surgeons), theology, management, engineering and other subjects that are guaranteed by the United States Army in ROTC to be presented to me in a court of Law only.
I will receive my doctor degrees in a court of law only. My final graduation will be in a United States of Americas Court which was ordered by my second ROTC Board and Staff Janet Reno former U.S. Attorney General, former Chief of Staff of the U.S. Army and Secretary Of State of The United States General Colin Powell, Sr. and former Secretary of The United States Army Togo West. They will be joining me circumstantially later.
Aerows
(39,961 posts)but WillTwain pretending to be his own roommate took the cake.
amuse bouche
(3,665 posts)raven mad
(4,940 posts)People WRITE this crap?
ismnotwasm
(42,478 posts)But WillTwains roommate wins
stevenleser
(32,886 posts)LOL
BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)Oooooooooo, superlatives.
Bossy Monkey
(15,863 posts)LeftishBrit
(41,307 posts)That's one of the things that right-wing nuts dislike most: info!
countryjake
(8,554 posts)LeftishBrit
(41,307 posts)BainsBane
(54,914 posts)is that because I don't have a star?
herding cats
(19,619 posts)I dunno what's up with the poll, but it's no longer clickable.
countryjake
(8,554 posts)herding cats
(19,619 posts)I really appreciate it.
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)countryjake
(8,554 posts)Alrighty then!
(Earl's comment for it is still cracking me up)
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)PeaceNikki
(27,985 posts)BainsBane
(54,914 posts)Just like they silenced Kevin Trudeau.
PeaceNikki
(27,985 posts)BainsBane
(54,914 posts)past, present, and future, for the funniest damn comment in the history of interwebbing.
I was reading that thread and laughing in dire family circumstances. It was that funny.
countryjake
(8,554 posts)He's changed the expiration time on the poll.
Hissyspit
(45,790 posts)How can I not rec the hate mailbag?
MaggieD
(7,393 posts)... sound like they could have been pulled right from DU postings. Are we sure they weren't? LOL!
Quackers
(2,256 posts)Doesn't sound like much of a punishment. We could establish a colony, expand our knowledge, and push the boundaries of humankind to become much more than we are. Hell, I'm on board. Send me to Mars!
love_katz
(2,871 posts)Cha
(305,861 posts)regular ol fox truther brainwashed nut case.
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)I always wanted to go.
countryjake
(8,554 posts)HappyMe
(20,277 posts)It was a toss up between that, and the horrifying, "offensive" valentine hearts. So much lunacy, so little time.
47of74
(18,470 posts)I think he has DU confused with the CIA.
Jester Messiah
(4,711 posts)So? Who cares? What is the consequence of your offense? Oh, I see... nothing at all!